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Offline BattleHymn

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primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« on: July 25, 2015, 10:13:07 AM »
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Thu Jul 23, 2015, 04:20 PM
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How the heck do you open a pack of crackers?

Searched the net and couldn't find anything. Thought I'd ask the smartest people I know. Tired of them flying all over.

There really isn't much to see at the rest of the campfire, but I really thought this one deserved to be rowed back over here.

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Fri Jul 24, 2015, 12:28 AM
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20. I ask my husband to do it. I can never get the Ritz cracker packages open.... n/t

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Fri Jul 24, 2015, 11:10 PM
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25. Razor Blades

Single edge, I buy boxes of them and keep them around my place to open CD's, packages, food containers, mail, those annoying bubble packs, etc.





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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2015, 10:20:54 AM »
this is a hate post by the DUmmies who think they are being clever by speaking in code.  They use the racist word "cracker" to insinuate whites and the term "how do you open " is code for how do you gut or kill whitey. Tonecat chimes in right away with razor blades as his weapon of choice for dispatching the white devil.

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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2015, 10:24:08 AM »
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Thu Jul 23, 2015, 04:20 PM
Star Member justgamma (2,710 posts)

How the heck do you open a pack of crackers?

Searched the net and couldn't find anything. Thought I'd ask the smartest people I know. Tired of them flying all over.

Oh, for ****'s face. And these are the people who want to rule us.

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20. I ask my husband to do it. I can never get the Ritz cracker packages open.... n/t

DebJ just offered to send her old man over to justgamma's house and open her crackerbox.

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25. Razor Blades

There's some good advice. Give razor blades to a primitive who's too damn DUmb to open a pack of crackers without help.

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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2015, 11:30:58 AM »
Yet they claim to be the smartest group on the internet...
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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2015, 12:14:48 PM »
Big Dog, how did you get that picture of LaLionessPrynka's bedroom? 

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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2015, 12:27:54 PM »
Big Dog, how did you get that picture of LaLionessPrynka's bedroom?

AAAhhhhhahahahah! 

Ok, I laughed. 

Her actual kitchen is still worse than this would-be bedroom picture.  I'd rather eat in a stable than in that mess.

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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2015, 12:41:02 PM »
Who spoon feeds these idiots?
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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2015, 12:57:47 PM »

      "I can identify racism at 1 part per billion. I can remind you of your white privilege from 500 miles away, underwater. I have the solution to the economic woes of the largest economy in the history of the known universe. I can refocus the radiant energy of a burning star 93 million miles away, and lower the Earth's temperature two degrees. But I can't get the skid marks out of my shorts, and I CANNOT OPEN THIS BLASTED SLEEVE OF CRACKERS!"
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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2015, 01:48:24 PM »
Big Dog, how did you get that picture of LaLionessPrynka's bedroom?

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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2015, 06:47:04 PM »
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2015, 09:03:15 PM »
It never occurred to me "how to open a pack of crackers".  I've always carried a pocket knife of some sort, I use it!  DUH!
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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2015, 09:42:25 PM »
Oh, for ****'s face. And these are the people who want to rule us.

 :-)  Why, yes.  Yes, they are.   :thatsright:
              

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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2015, 09:51:29 PM »
It never occurred to me "how to open a pack of crackers".  I've always carried a pocket knife of some sort, I use it!  DUH!

The concept of the kitchen junk drawer - where things like pocket knives, razor knives, misc tools, etc - never dawned on these PhD candidates.


              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2015, 09:35:33 AM »
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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2015, 04:35:58 PM »
Can vote.

Does vote.

Can not open crackers.






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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2015, 10:01:31 PM »
1. These people, and I use that term very loosely, should be dead but productive people have made life so easy they are not.
2. These people, and I use that term very loosely, should have little to no impact on productive society but evil and cunning people can use these idiots to gain power and control.
3. These people, and I use that term very loosely, are what Lenin called the "useful idiots" and he was right.
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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2015, 06:01:50 PM »
Some of their threads remind me of ethnic jokes from my youth.
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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2015, 06:27:04 PM »
"a pack of crackers"  - So THAT'S what you call a group of white people. Thanks, primitives..  :rofl:

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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2015, 11:12:16 AM »
"a pack of crackers"  - So THAT'S what you call a group of white people. Thanks, primitives..  :rofl:

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Re: primitives display their helplessness for all to see again
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2015, 11:39:55 AM »
Yup. We're a pack.
At least we're not a PAC.
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