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Offline BattleHymn

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primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« on: July 21, 2015, 09:10:30 PM »
Another slow night at the DUmp, but I did stumble on one gem:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018782581

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Mon Jul 20, 2015, 11:01 AM
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Cover your cat's Donka Donk

Get a Twinkle Tush for $5.99 for the cat that has ALMOST everything.

http://youtu.be/9ZSJJLEbSag

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7. Your reply brought up a memory

We were all sitting on the porch on a summer afternoon , grandparents-parents and the babe crawling on the floor. Then the family cat came by tail held high and strutting as cats as want to do, seeking attention. As soon as it passed my granddaughter , she grabbed it by the tail and stuck her finger in the cat's bung hole. Cat jumped about 5 feet in the air, spun around and whacked the shit (declawed-thank God for that) out of my granddaughter before running back into the house. Stunned, my little darling looked around with the most puzzled and confused face I have yet to see. Laughed ourselves silly and a story which we will tell until Alzheimer catches up to us.

Uh, ok. 

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9. I had a cat who swallowed a string.

It wouldn't come all the way out of his but. All the kids were daring each other to pull it. It was a very grumpy cat.

But what?

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3. why?

That's what I said to this whole thread.
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2015, 09:31:58 PM »
No way am I putting that on my cat's hind end. Then again, I'm normal.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I can never figure out if these people are stupid, crazy, or just evil. This one gets marks in the stupid or crazy category.
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2015, 10:01:24 PM »
Why did I even bother to open this thread? :banghead:
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2015, 10:31:29 PM »
The StinkDUde primitive has one.
It's probably the reason StinkDUde and the StinkDUdette are on the outs.
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2015, 11:37:43 PM »
How do you keep the damn thing from ending up in the litter box or where ever they bury their poop outside?

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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2015, 06:00:16 AM »
They're always going on about stuff like that.

Why just last week a bunch of them were talking about finger jewelry for the male chickens.

Silly doofusses.
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2015, 06:32:28 AM »
Shoving a jewel in your cats butt only works if its name is randy and it wears a Rolex.
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2015, 07:22:54 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on July 21, 2015, 10:01:24 PM
Why did I even bother to open this thread? :banghead:

You have a fascination with trainwrecks?

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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2015, 08:15:32 AM »
Underground Panther is ordering one as we speak.
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2015, 04:59:07 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 22, 2015, 08:15:32 AM
Underground Panther is ordering one as we speak.


XXXL ?
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2015, 05:08:43 PM »
Steve numbers would hit it.   :naughty:
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2015, 05:15:03 PM »
You can put the crown jewels of England on a cats ass and it's still a cats asshole....sortta like the pig/lipstick thing.
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2015, 11:19:22 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 22, 2015, 04:59:07 PM

XXXL ?

What is 'The Hope Diamond and a roll of baling wire', Alex?
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2015, 01:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 23, 2015, 11:19:22 AM
What is 'The Hope Diamond and a roll of baling wire', Alex?

The Hope Diamond.
In some applications it is so aptly named !
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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2015, 01:57:54 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 23, 2015, 01:20:00 PM
The Hope Diamond.
In some applications it is so aptly named !

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Re: primitives discuss bejazzling a cat's ass
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2015, 10:42:04 PM »
Oh gawd, there really is nothing left to add to this discussion, but a HI5 to all of you for making me  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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