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Offline CC27

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Dear Black People,
« on: July 20, 2015, 03:22:49 PM »
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Dear Black People,


If you want to protest, please check with us first for advice on how to do it properly. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Your White Liberal Allies

P.S. Please vote for our candidate.


This thread is on fire. What a loser.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251459998
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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2015, 03:30:03 PM »
I think that the post is sarcasm.
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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2015, 03:33:31 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 20, 2015, 03:30:03 PM
I think that the post is sarcasm.

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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2015, 04:23:51 PM »
and it is even better if you add in this thread
http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1251458961

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Have you guys seen the #berniesoblack?

http://twitter.whotalking.com/topic/%23BernieSoBlack

I just went there and looked them over and I'm sorry to say I was laughing up a storm.

Funny but doesn't rate a full thread of its own.  Isn't brave one of the few PoC over there?  I can't keep up. :fuelfire:

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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2015, 04:27:37 PM »
Some of these are pretty funny.  :-)
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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2015, 04:38:11 PM »
When black people start caring about the 90% of black deaths due to black murderers, I will start to give a tiny little ****.
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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2015, 04:40:39 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on July 20, 2015, 04:23:51 PM
and it is even better if you add in this thread
http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1251458961

Isn't brave one of the few PoC over there?  I can't keep up. :fuelfire:

Yeah, she and MrsCorpio appear to be the only primitives authentically of African derivation.

There's some other primitives who allege themselves to be black, but best to withhold credibility until they're proven.
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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2015, 04:51:06 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 20, 2015, 04:40:39 PM
Yeah, she and MrsCorpio appear to be the only primitives authentically of African derivation.

There's some other primitives who allege themselves to be black, but best to withhold credibility until they're proven.

I ran across another self described earlier today but looks like a low post type.  Coolest Ranger I happen to be a gay man of color.(http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1251462599) 

Not much diversity at DU.  Old, white, and, a  progressive is no way to go through live. :whatever:

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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2015, 05:15:00 PM »
Dear Black People,

Abortions outnumber live births amongst blacks in NYC.

Please vote for us.

(while you still can)

Love,

Da Dems
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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2015, 05:20:00 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on July 20, 2015, 04:51:06 PM
I ran across another self described earlier today but looks like a low post type.  Coolest Ranger I happen to be a gay man of color.(http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1251462599) 

Not much diversity at DU.  Old, white, and, a  progressive is no way to go through live. :whatever:


    Coolest Ranger qualifies as neither black nor gay, as I would put him on par with Pam in terms of sheer pathetic self-delusion. For those of you who don't keep score (and why would you?), Coolest Ranger is the DUmmy who has sworn on multiple occasions that he is headed into meetings with studio executives who promise him that he will be the next (insert name of urban drama producer here). In reality, Coolest Ranger is in talks with himself, while roaming the streets, ignoring occasional cries of "HEY, HEY, HEY, IT'S FAAAAAAAT ALBERT!"

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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2015, 05:31:05 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on July 20, 2015, 04:51:06 PM
I ran across another self described earlier today but looks like a low post type.  Coolest Ranger I happen to be a gay man of color.(http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1251462599) 

Not much diversity at DU.  Old, white, and, a  progressive is no way to go through live. :whatever:

I am pretty sure this is a picture of strongblackdude:

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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2015, 05:42:02 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on July 20, 2015, 05:31:05 PM
I am pretty sure this is a picture of strongblackdude:



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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2015, 09:12:25 PM »
Dear Black People, stop pretending that your votes mater. The Democrats know you will vote for anyone with a "D" by their name...otherwise the gravy train stops.
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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2015, 02:14:11 PM »
Dear Black people.
Rachael Dolezal.
Anybody is black who wants to be black.
That is all.
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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2015, 03:06:33 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 20, 2015, 09:12:25 PM
Dear Black People, stop pretending that your votes mater. The Democrats know you will vote for anyone with a "D" by their name...otherwise the gravy train stops.

I forget what predominately black county/city it was, but the democrat party went to court to make sure that there were "D" and "R" on the ballots. The intent was clear, the blacks wouldn't know who to vote for on the ballot.
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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2015, 04:38:33 PM »
Dear black people...WHY DON'T YOU HELP YOUR DAMN SELF FOR A CHANGE.

That exhaust my supply of wasted breath for today.
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Re: Dear Black People,
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2015, 04:54:57 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on July 20, 2015, 03:33:31 PM
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