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Offline Conservative Libertarian

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From the old physics teacher:
« on: July 18, 2015, 09:00:13 AM »
From the old physics teacher:

Albert Einstein claimed that if you were to strip naked and run in a circle around a tree at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) you would probably be able to sodomize yourself.

You can easily achieve the same result by voting Democrat in the next election.
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Re: From the old physics teacher:
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2015, 11:21:37 AM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on July 18, 2015, 09:00:13 AM
From the old physics teacher:

Albert Einstein claimed that if you were to strip naked and run in a circle around a tree at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) you would probably be able to sodomize yourself.

You can easily achieve the same result by voting Democrat in the next election.
...and at that speed, it gets real long.
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Re: From the old physics teacher:
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2015, 06:31:40 AM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on July 18, 2015, 09:00:13 AM
From the old physics teacher:

Albert Einstein claimed that if you were to strip naked and run in a circle around a tree at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) you would probably be able to sodomize yourself.

You can easily achieve the same result by voting Democrat in the next election.

H5!  Going to have to steal that one!
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Re: From the old physics teacher:
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2015, 10:47:40 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 18, 2015, 11:21:37 AM
...and at that speed, it gets real long.

Well...not really but, I don't want to spoil the fun of this joke.  :-)
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Re: From the old physics teacher:
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2015, 06:54:12 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on July 18, 2015, 09:00:13 AM
From the old physics teacher:

Albert Einstein claimed that if you were to strip naked and run in a circle around a tree at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) you would probably be able to sodomize yourself.

You can easily achieve the same result by voting Democrat in the next election.
Sounds right to me
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Re: From the old physics teacher:
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2015, 08:39:54 AM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on July 18, 2015, 09:00:13 AM
From the old physics teacher:

Albert Einstein claimed that if you were to strip naked and run in a circle around a tree at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) you would probably be able to sodomize yourself.

You can easily achieve the same result by voting Democrat in the next election.
:bravo:
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Re: From the old physics teacher:
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2015, 08:47:08 AM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on July 18, 2015, 09:00:13 AM
From the old physics teacher:

Albert Einstein claimed that if you were to strip naked and run in a circle around a tree at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) you would probably be able to sodomize yourself.


Pretty sure that should be 298K KM per second.  298KM per second would just burn off all your flesh with no happy ending.

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