Poor, perpetually-erect DUmmy stevenumbers has never been the same since his catastrophic dating stories.
His failures with women, which he described in excruciating, hilarious detail were some of the funniest stories the DUmp has produced.
He asked the DUmpmonkeys how he should pursue one woman who refused to kiss him due to a cold sore.
He kept up the entertainment for a few months, through two or three failed one-sided romances, before he realized what a laughingstock he had become.
He's as simple and dumb as the legendary LocoNuts, but he hates being laughed at.