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This DI thread is shamelessly stolen TXRadioGuy who first posted it here.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=103245.0
I just had to get the liberal reaction to it on DI. The conservatives laughed, the libs just got in line to support it. Go figure.

http://www.discussionist.com/1016116451  DI link
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OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/steerpike/2015/07/is-your-barbecue-racist-the-guardian-would-like-to-know/
Is your barbecue racist? The Guardian would like to know

Link to the Guardian story:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/04/barbecue-american-tradition-enslaved-africans-native-americans
Barbecue is an American tradition – of enslaved Africans and Native Americans

Above is the link to the blog and 2nd is the Link to the Guardian article that inspired the Blog. Both are hilarious!
Alas, I can only quote 4 paragraphs, and you miss so much that way.

Long story short Barbecue was stolen from African slaves and Native Americans struggling to stay free, because these are the only people on earth who thought to put meat to flame.
So if you grilled up a steak, or just a few dogs this past 4th of July...YOU are a racist!

So Barbecue and White Privilege can now join the feminists with their Fart rape and Manspreading in the Victimhood hall of shame for the silliest possible Crimes Against Humanity.

(after you are done laughing, stop to think there are morons out there taking all these things seriously. Please give generously to help these stupid, stupid people)
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16. Racism never tasted so good. lol.
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17. It doesn't make you racist to bbq.

But the techniques were all developed by the slaves for sure. They were always given the "crappiest" cuts of meat and other things the "betters" wouldn't eat and so they developed slow cook techniques and spice rubs and ways to make things taste better.

And then, of course, whitey stole it all. Just like they did everything else.
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18. OMFG dude

Your history is accurate until the "stealing" part.

Exactly how was BBQ "stolen?"

Did someone patent the novel method of slow cooking lower quality cuts of meat and have their cooking patent infringed?

If anything I would say that "whitey" celebrated the practice they developed.

Did whitey also "steal" the method of spicing up foods that was developed predominantly in warmer climates where meat would go rancid before refrigeration was developed?

Stealing implies someone took something away from someone else. Last I checked, all Americans had the ability to BBQ their food. Please correct me if I'm wrong and there is a massive racist conspiracy to deny blacks their heritage-developed and culturally unique BBQ meat cooking process.
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28. Just like rock n roll and every other cool thing in Ametica....

It was all appropriated from black culture.

It's called "Columbusing".

Stop being so damn defensive and just admit it. Black people are awesome and white people bite everything from them.
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Geesh! Just about every ethnic group around the world discovered - whether independently or through common ancestors (whether Noah or Lucy) - that slow cooking makes tough portions of an animal edible. Similarly, the discovery that herbs, spices and seasonings improve the flavor of foods. As for cooking over wood fire, what do DU-folk think humans used before electricity and natural gas came into use?!

For Lesson 2, the discovery that grinding, spicing/seasoning, and forming miscellaneous scraps of meat, offal,  and fat into casings made from the offal maximizes the nutrition gained from each animal, preserves meat from spoiling, and can be very tasty. For Lesson 3, preserving meat through drying ...
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     Gee, I wonder if the DUmmies will now quit worshiping BB King, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, and anything and everything related to the blues? Blues came straight from the plantations, so when will they quit wearing their faggoty fedoras and stop plucking guitars, all trying to cover up their blinding whiteness?

 
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     Gee, I wonder if the DUmmies will now quit worshiping BB King, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, and anything and everything related to the blues? Blues came straight from the plantations, so when will they quit wearing their faggoty fedoras and stop plucking guitars, all trying to cover up their blinding whiteness?
They really should get out in the sun sometime.
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17. It doesn't make you racist to bbq.

But the techniques were all developed by the slaves for sure. They were always given the "crappiest" cuts of meat and other things the "betters" wouldn't eat and so they developed slow cook techniques and spice rubs and ways to make things taste better.

BS, many of the slaves were allowed to raise their own animals to feed themselves. They weren't just given the table scraps from the owners kitchen.

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What a bunch of crap.

The ONLY thing taken from the natives was the name - barbacoa - and the people who took the name from the natives were the SPANISH - not cracka-ass honkeys from northern Europe.

Also - barbacoa wasn't what one thinks about barbecues today. Meat wasn't being cooked and seasoned - it was being salted and dried. In other words they were making jerky.

Anyway, the original grills were an Iron Age invention. Slow cooking meats - especially pork - is part of Chinese history, and goes back about three thousand years. Rotisserie cooking is French in origin, and goes back to the 13th century.

And everything I posted above is before anyone even knew there was an America, because people believed the world was flat and they would certainly fall off the edge and be eaten by dragons if they dared to sail too far out to sea.

So, this crap about stealing barbeque from slaves and native Americans is as much a bunch of hogwash as are the 'racist' origins of Picnic that DU fawned over last year.

And come on DUmmies -- anyone who doesn't realize - almost instinctively - that humans started roasting meat and other things outdoors shortly after the invention of fire is a full-on 'moran'. So, stop with the holier than thou sanctimonious white guilt racist shtick. You do not do your cause any favors when you stretch your meme out to the point of ludicrous.
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Barbecue is racist??????????????????????? How so??????????????????? Every culture has some form of barbecue.  :???: :wtf2:  :mental:
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miskie,
  Thank you for a fantastic post!


  As one who has a smoker, a propane grill, a few briquet grills and way to many dutch ovens, it's fantastic to learn history of cooking outdoors!

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miskie,
  Thank you for a fantastic post!


  As one who has a smoker, a propane grill, a few briquet grills and way to many dutch ovens, it's fantastic to learn history of cooking outdoors!

Thanks, There is quite a bit more history to it that I left out, because I was trying to make a point to counter the libs ridiculous claim, and of course barbacoa has changed since it was first discovered into slow cooking [insert meat here] until its a pile of fall-apart in your mouth deliciousness. After doing a quick Google, I found this site that hits on a few of the points I had mentioned, and adds some more details I left out. It is a fascinating read If you are fond of adding fire to meat :D

http://amazingribs.com/BBQ_articles/barbecue_history.html

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Heh! Going to have some (hopefully) very tasty "racism" along about 1:10 tomorrow afternoon! Hoping to do at least 20 miles in my six hours' of self-torture endurance walking. Not to mention an It's It ice cream sandwich (after burning off 2500 or 3000 calories I'll be in an almost full normal day's calorie deficit, so ...).

Less seriously, let DU-folk abstain from "racist" BBQ ... all the more for us!
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2015, 11:46:04 AM »
Eating racist BBQ can cause fart raping.

If black people are so great why don't all the DUchebags move to black cities? Better yet why don't they move to Haiti or some African country? Run by blacks these places should be a Utopia.
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2015, 12:08:14 PM »
Eating racist BBQ can cause fart raping.

If black people are so great why don't all the DUchebags move to black cities? Better yet why don't they move to Haiti or some African country? Run by blacks these places should be a Utopia.
Why isn't Africa way ahead of the rest of the world? It's not like we bought the bestest and brightest Africa had to offer.
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2015, 01:11:08 PM »
Why isn't Africa way ahead of the rest of the world? It's not like we bought the bestest and brightest Africa had to offer.

just like that old dolphin joke:  if they're so smart, why couldn't they stay out of the nets?
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2015, 05:09:01 AM »
Well if Barbecue is racist, I can't wait to get back and have me some good old fashioned North Carolina ribs, I mean Racism!
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2015, 05:59:18 AM »
Well if Barbecue is racist, I can't wait to get back and have me some good old fashioned North Carolina ribs, I mean Racism!

Ray, you are a Rib-ist!
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2015, 06:06:38 AM »
Ray, you are a Rib-ist!

I'll have you know I dry-rubbed those ribs with a carolina rub recipe, smoked them for 3 hours spraying them down with applesauce/water mixed at a 1:1 ratio, then wrapped them in aluminum foil for 2 hours with honey, brown sugar and butter, and then put them on for one more hour to let them bark up. That's HAND-CRAFTED ribisim, I mean Racism! :drool:

I post this picture to try and illustrate the stupidity of the left. If they think THAT is racist, then I feel sorry for them. Because I think it is TASTY! And I can't wait to have me some more of it when I get back home.
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2015, 06:15:30 AM »
I'll have you know I dry-rubbed those ribs with a carolina rub recipe, smoked them for 3 hours spraying them down with applesauce/water mixed at a 1:1 ratio, then wrapped them in aluminum foil for 2 hours with honey, brown sugar and butter, and then put them on for one more hour to let them bark up. That's HAND-CRAFTED ribisim, I mean Racism! :drool:

... If they think THAT is racist, then I feel sorry for them. Because I think it is TASTY! And I can't wait to have me some more of it when I get back home.

Gasp! You're a ... a ... a Taste-ist too?!!!
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2015, 06:17:44 AM »
Gasp! You're a ... a ... a Taste-ist too?!!!

Hi5, that made me laugh. Yes I am, because life is too short not to enjoy what you are eating!!
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2015, 06:53:24 AM »
how would a primitive square this?

BBQ kale chips
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2015, 09:18:44 AM »
I'll have you know I dry-rubbed those ribs with a carolina rub recipe, smoked them for 3 hours spraying them down with applesauce/water mixed at a 1:1 ratio, then wrapped them in aluminum foil for 2 hours with honey, brown sugar and butter, and then put them on for one more hour to let them bark up. That's HAND-CRAFTED ribisim, I mean Racism! :drool:

I post this picture to try and illustrate the stupidity of the left. If they think THAT is racist, then I feel sorry for them. Because I think it is TASTY! And I can't wait to have me some more of it when I get back home.

 :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Gotta give an H5 for that!
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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2015, 09:57:05 AM »
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Gotta give an H5 for that!

Hi 5 for good taste in food!!
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2015, 01:32:45 PM »
Eating racist BBQ can cause fart raping.

If black people are so great why don't all the DUchebags move to black cities? Better yet why don't they move to Haiti or some African country? Run by blacks these places should be a Utopia.

And man spreading.
And drool rape.
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2015, 01:44:18 PM »
I went all out racist today for lunch. Wife stopped and bought lunch so she could go prepare for her bible school next week. I had BBQ ribs, greens, mac & cheese, butter beans, cornbread and banana pudding....and ice tea probably made from tea leaves picked by slave labor somewhere.

It's nap time. :-)
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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2015, 02:04:18 PM »
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Long story short Barbecue was stolen from African slaves and Native Americans struggling to stay free, because these are the only people on earth who thought to put meat to flame.
So if you grilled up a steak, or just a few dogs this past 4th of July...YOU are a racist!


Huh...   So, it's true.  Asinine, stupid and beyond belief can all be stretched to infinity.

              

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Re: OK, now your Barbecue is RACIST! (and you thought Fart Rape was bad!)
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2015, 05:39:04 PM »
I'll have you know I dry-rubbed those ribs with a carolina rub recipe, smoked them for 3 hours spraying them down with applesauce/water mixed at a 1:1 ratio, then wrapped them in aluminum foil for 2 hours with honey, brown sugar and butter, and then put them on for one more hour to let them bark up. That's HAND-CRAFTED ribisim, I mean Racism! :drool:

I post this picture to try and illustrate the stupidity of the left. If they think THAT is racist, then I feel sorry for them. Because I think it is TASTY! And I can't wait to have me some more of it when I get back home.

Green with envy. I like pulled pork sandwich.   :-)
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