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Bush Meat (I thought this was going to be about LynneSin...thank heavens it isn't)

There is a bear
out there
on the ice
starving,
searching for food,
slowly dying.
He was once the king of the realm,
majestic, primal, beautiful
– and I am supposed to
listen to
and vote for
clowns.

There is a bear
in there
with her cubs
hungry,
spring has come early
slowly frying the forest.
She lived once surrounded by food,
plenty, harvest, variety
– and I am supposed to
stand by
and invest in
rapists.

There is a tiger,
over there,
in the jungle,
fleeing,
looking for life,
chased and hunted.
She was once queen of her matrix
superb, camouflaged, mysterious
– and I am supposed to
stand silent
as our numbers prodigiously increase.

There is a gorilla,
deep inside
the cathedral of leaves
surrounded by young
exhausted, running.
She was once safe matriarch of tribe
such power, such peace,
majestic, secretive, shy.
And now the murderers
and rapists
hunt her
– for bush meat.

There is a beetle
in there
gnawing on the
future
we have betrayed,
squandered,
for profit.

And I hear
the sound
of a billion tiny
mouths
eating
tomorrow.

By an anonymous Internet friend who gets it.


Spare me, asshole. You wrote this and are too chickenshit to claim it as your own. You're scared to let your artistic side show, lest someone not like it and your delicate little bubble will burst. Turns out that disavowing it was a good choice, in this instance, because it's worse than even Cal Peg's paean to aching seed.

See my rejoinder:



There is a bear
out there
on the ice
starving,
searching for food,
slowly dying.
He was once the king of the realm,
majestic, primal, beautiful
– and Hillary Clinton is plotting ways to murder Bernie Sanders, while
her husband is plowing the rectum of a star-struck donor's college-aged daughter..

There is a bear
in there
with her cubs
hungry,
spring has come early
slowly frying the forest.
She lived once surrounded by food,
plenty, harvest, variety
– and Barack 0bama is playing golf with Wall Street banksters while
you cover your notebooks with your first name and his last.

There is a tiger,
over there,
in the jungle,
fleeing,
looking for life,
chased and hunted.
She was once queen of her matrix
superb, camouflaged, mysterious
– and I am supposed to
stand silent
as our numbers prodigiously increase, because they're all Mexicans and that's
the only way to make more Democrats.

There is a gorilla,
deep inside
the cathedral of leaves
surrounded by young
exhausted, running.
She was once safe matriarch of tribe
such power, such peace,
majestic, secretive, shy.
And she has to leave the White House in 2017.

There is a beetle
in there
gnawing on the
future
we have betrayed,
squandered,
for Apple's profit. Which is OK, just ask onehandle.

And I hear
the sound
of a 100 giant mouths
eating Cheetos. Waiting to post a new DU OP.
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Good God that DUmbass poem was just stupid.

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GliderGuider wrote a little diddy
with a jungle, a bear, and a striped kitty.
Not really great if writing’s your game,
but pure brilliance to show you’re insane.
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THE NAKED BEAVER
(With apologies to Paul Simon)

Slip, slidin' away.
Slip, slidin' away.
You know, the nearer your destination,
The more you're slip, slidin' away.

Blink, blink, blink.
Government is the negation of liberty.
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CAVE FVROREM PATIENTIS.

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Coming soon:

FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT
(With further apologies to Paul Simon)

Government is the negation of liberty.
  -Ludwig von Mises

CAVE FVROREM PATIENTIS.

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Waxing poetic at 5AM while half-caffeinated is difficult, but I'll try:

Polar bears flourishing.
Obstinately contradicting Gore.
Deal with it, Enviro!

Grizzly bears flourishing.
Think you look tasty.
Deal with it, Enviro!

Brown people hunt tigers.
Defying the Enviros.
Deal with it, Enviro!

Black people hunt gorillas.
Defying the Enviros.
Deal with it, Enviro!
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Coming soon:

FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT
(With further apologies to Paul Simon)

 :lmao: H-5 earned & issued! :lmao:
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GliderGuider.....would have been a pilot but lacked motorvation.
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I know this isn't a CalPeg original, but I rewrote it anyway.

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There is a bear
out there
Jellystone
searching,
for pick-a-nic baskets,
because racist !.
He was once a cartoon legend,
witty, funny, and hand drawn
– and I am supposed to
enjoy him
redone in
CGI.

There's a carebear
in there
with her friends
MLP,
Monchichi
all so soft and cuddly.
She lived once on a DUmmy's bed,
kittehs, goggies, bunnehs
– and I am supposed to
ignore
the starchy stains
on them.

There is a Buick,
over there,
by the library,
rusting,
1st gen iPad,
cracked and busted.
She was once queen of the beggars
homeless, liberal, activist
– and I am supposed to
just ignore
human remains in the back seat.

There is a 'reporter',
deep inside
the Isle of DUmb
also a medic, military, weathergirl
The Good Rig, filming.
She was once safe matriarch of tribe
such wisdom, such pride,
even Supperman had to abide.
Suffice it to say
the bullies
hunt her
– because sexist.

There is a Beetle
in there
filled with chickens
"farmette"
targeted by evil,
Democrat based,
city council.

And I hear
the sound
of a billion whiny
twerps
attacking
an old flag.

© -M. 2016
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[Boo-Boo] Geee, miskie, I don't think DU-folk would like that. [/Boo-Boo]
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Re: DUmmy GliderGuider writes bad poetry, disavows, posts to seek acclaim
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2015, 01:06:05 AM »
All I could think of....

Blink...Blink...Blink

Poets weep.  :bawl:
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”