The more they are at each other's throats, the happier I am.
That's the problem here, and the Hillaryite primitives have got to address it.
The Barneyite primitives are at the Hillaryite primitives' throats.....but docilely following orders of their leader, Mahatma "peaceful nonresistance" Wills, the Hillaryite primitives are just laying down and taking it.
There's not gonna be no comedy if only one side's at it.