One-footed Banzin continues his string of crazy

[BannedFromDU]

TheMastersNemesis (4,753 posts)

Southerners Willing To Go To War Over Their Flag?

The South will never give up their flag no matter what. (It's not really "their" flag, Bob. It's an old flag that only a few people value)It may disappear from the capitol, but it will endured in other places.Just like your foot endures in a jar on some professor's desk. I saw a truck recently in Denver with two huge confederate flags behind it.(Denver isn't in the South, numbnuts) And the state senator recall over gun control was people with racism and neoconfederatism.(Because you say so, I'm sure. And also not in the South, dipshit) I also saw "redneck" flying to huge American flags on his truck recently.(Sounds like the problem is in DENVER, not the South. Odd how you seem to witness everything that ever happens, but you never prove anything.) There is also a person in my old neighborhood in Springfield, Illinois flying a huge confederate flag in his back yard visible from the highway.(ALSO not in the South.) You don't just se the confer flag in the South.(You're drunk, Bob. And stupid. And without value or worth. In other words, you're a bedrock DUer.)

Who knows white militias might attack anyone taking down that memorial in South Carolina.(You mean you pray for more violence. That's what you mean. You're just too feeble and chickenshit to do anything about it. As I said, you're a bedrock DUer: very willing to commit someone else to your fight, while you sit in your basement. Asshole.)

Bob has always been a crazy, frustrated old bastard, but the church murders have him unglued. It's WONDERFUL.

[FiddyBeowulf]

Hey, Bob...

[franksolich]

This guy's blood pressure must be near the bursting point.

Go ahead and stroke out, Bob; you were warned, and haven't paid attention.

[JohnnyReb]

Why liberals hate southerners and The Confederate flag so much.....us true southern sons don't fly that flag but carry it in our hearts. Should, God Forbid, the stars and stripes ever fall to an ungodly form of government, foreign or domestic, we southerners will run up the stars and bars and continue to fight. That flag represents "HOME" to us southerners.

[BannedFromDU]

This guy's blood pressure must be near the bursting point.

Go ahead and stroke out, Bob; you were warned, and haven't paid attention.

     The doctors probably stuck a valve on his stump for just these occasions.

[franksolich]

     The doctors probably stuck a valve on his stump for just these occasions.

My guess is he's probably on 500 mg Lisinopril and 1000 mg Metoprolol.....twice a day.

He's gonna explode.  Wait, watch, and see if I'm not right.

[BannedFromDU]

My guess is he's probably on 500 mg Lisinopril and 1000 mg Metoprolol.....twice a day.

He's gonna explode.  Wait, watch, and see if I'm not right.

     Can you imagine letting imaginary things cause your body to explode? I've followed Bob carefully for years now, and every issue he has is utterly of his own imagination. He might as well be raging against invisible cherubs frolicking on his lawn. No, invisible redneck "GOPPER" Christian cherubs frolicking on his front lawn. And no one in his life seems interested in helping the dumb old bastard off the ledge. There's a picture of him with his whole family, and while they're all smiling, he's scowling like there's an antbed in his trousers. No, a redneck "GOPPER" Christian antbed in his trousers.

[Karin]

His examples came from Colorado and Illinois?     And some redneck displaying two (or "to" as Bob says) American flags?  His incoherence is hilarious.  Is he in someone's dead pool this year? 

[franksolich]

His examples came from Colorado and Illinois?     And some redneck displaying two (or "to" as Bob says) American flags?  His incoherence is hilarious.  Is he in someone's dead pool this year?

He's in mine, and I'm pretty sure he's in God's too.

[BannedFromDU]

He's in mine, and I'm pretty sure he's in God's too.

     He claims he was raised Catholic. I wonder if he'll have an open casket, and I wonder if I could slip a small Confederate flag between his dead fingers. Imagine being the undertaker for that one...you'd need a carving knife and a case of putty to fashion that permascowl into a serene expression.

     I wonder if he keeps his foot in the freezer so they can toss it in when he goes tits up.

     I wonder a lot of cool stuff.

[BlueStateSaint]

     He claims he was raised Catholic. I wonder if he'll have an open casket, and I wonder if I could slip a small Confederate flag between his dead fingers. Imagine being the undertaker for that one...you'd need a carving knife and a case of putty to fashion that permascowl into a serene expression.

     I wonder if he keeps his foot in the freezer so they can toss it in when he goes tits up.

     I wonder a lot of cool stuff.

His face might not be salvageable.

[dixierose]

My favorite saying is American by Birth, Southern by the Grace of God. I was born and raised in Georgia; and this Confederate cleansing is breaking my heart.

First off; you'd be hard pressed to find a more patriotic bunch of people than us Southerners. That being said; we see no hypocrisy in loving our Stars and Bars either. It has nothing to do with glorifying slavery. It has to do with The South:

Sweet Tea, Swinging on the porch swing listening to the crickets; biscuits & gravy; saying "yes,sir" and "Yes,Ma'am"; mud boggin; sweet corn; cornbread; and going hunting and fishing with Daddy (and still calling him Daddy even though I'm 45 years old). It's about loving this part of the country; and not ignoring my history. I don't have any idea if I had family in the War Of Northern Aggression (  ) ; but I'm pretty dang sure that my ancestors never owned slaves.

The damn Yankees don't know how stubborn we can be down here. They try to erase everything that has to do with Southern culture (which includes the Civil War); we will just double down. They may remove the flag from Statehouse grounds (and I honestly don't have a problem with that); but I bet you the Stars and Bars will be flying more frequently down here....sales are already up 1000% from what I understand.

And I DARE them to try to get me to remove my Dixierose tattoo 

[franksolich]

     He claims he was raised Catholic. I wonder if he'll have an open casket, and I wonder if I could slip a small Confederate flag between his dead fingers. Imagine being the undertaker for that one...you'd need a carving knife and a case of putty to fashion that permascowl into a serene expression.

     I wonder if he keeps his foot in the freezer so they can toss it in when he goes tits up.

     I wonder a lot of cool stuff.

Yeah, he was, another one of those lapsed Catholics who make lapsed Presbyterians or lapsed Methodists or lapsed Baptists or lapsed Buddhists or lapsed animists look souls of indulgence and toleration, in comparison.

I dunno why that is, but nobody can hate God more than lapsed Catholics, even though God never did them any harm.  They just have a need to hate, to hate something, to hate anything.

I give you Ms. Hindenberg or Anne Pritchett as prime examples.....although hardly the only ones.

There just ain't nobody who can Hate like they can.

But I fully expect that if Bob's lucid during his last moments of life, he's going to be panic-strickenly calling for a priest to shoehorn him back into God's good graces.

I've seen it happen more often than not.

But it'd save Bob a lot of trouble if he'd just quit hating.  Now.

[Big Dog]

Maybe Bob's only shreds of sanity, rationality, and decency were in the little toe of his left foot.

[Karin]

DixieRose, {{{hugs}}}

I love the South, even though I'm Northern, and have lived up here all my life.  I read entertaining books about the South (e.g. Southern Ladies and Gentlemen by Florence King).  I stand shoulder to shoulder with you and all the Southerners I love.

My brother adopted the South as his home long ago, and recently passed away.  He'll stay there. 

[dixierose]

DixieRose, {{{hugs}}}

I love the South, even though I'm Northern, and have lived up here all my life.  I read entertaining books about the South (e.g. Southern Ladies and Gentlemen by Florence King).  I stand shoulder to shoulder with you and all the Southerners I love.

My brother adopted the South as his home long ago, and recently passed away.  He'll stay there.

Thank you.

It's nice to know there are still some Non-Southerns who like us. To hear the news we aren't nothing but a bunch of back wood ignorant racists down here. It breaks my heart.

[JohnnyReb]

The damn Yankees don't know how stubborn we can be down here.

That's a fact.

The flag was put over the capitol in 1962(?) in memory of the 100 year old beginning of the Civil War. There was a stink about it then is the reason it stayed over the capitol so long. If I remember correctly, it was to come down after a specified period of time but that all kind of went out the window when there were 'DEMANDS' that it come down.

If you want something from or done by a southerner, ask nicely. If you want a fight, DEMAND they do something.

[jtyangel]

Thank you.

It's nice to know there are still some Non-Southerns who like us. To hear the news we aren't nothing but a bunch of back wood ignorant racists down here. It breaks my heart.

It's born from ignorance. Unless one knows someone from or has lived there they seem to lap up the ridiculous stereotype perpetuated by the media and liberal snobs. The funny thing is I've lived in both and find on matters of race southerners of all races far more seemless in thier interactions woth one another then many northerners. In fact I've found many northern folk to be blatantly segregation isthmus in nature in regards to all races by comaprison. I miss the southern ways so much amd the overall positive interactions between people of all backgrounds. What I noticed there is the segmenting tends to happen based more on family ties and faith and even by state then anything racial at thisbpoint. Christians for example share a bond as christians and alabamans as alabamans for example.

[Big Dog]

I had a caller this morning who said, 'the Confederate flag should not be allowed to fly anywhere in the United States'.

I had fun ripping him up about fag flags, Mexican flags, black nationalist flags, and about his willingness for the Federal government to use deadly force against citizens for something he found personally offensive.

[wasp69]

If you want something from or done by a southerner, ask nicely. If you want a fight, DEMAND they do something.

That is no joke.  The fastest way to get a middle finger thrown in your face is to demand something of a person that is hardwired to do what they think is in their own best interest.

[wasp69]

I had a caller this morning who said, 'the Confederate flag should not be allowed to fly anywhere in the United States'.

I had fun ripping him up about fag flags, Mexican flags, black nationalist flags, and about his willingness for the Federal government to use deadly force against citizens for something he found personally offensive.

Can you point me to an archived recording of that call?   

[Carl]

Thank you.

It's nice to know there are still some Non-Southerns who like us. To hear the news we aren't nothing but a bunch of back wood ignorant racists down here. It breaks my heart.

I will take any southerner (hope to be one if I can ever sell the property) over the jackasses from the Big Apple.

[BlueStateSaint]

I will take any southerner (hope to be one if I can ever sell the property) over the jackasses from the Big Apple.

Same here.

[BannedFromDU]

Yeah, he was, another one of those lapsed Catholics who make lapsed Presbyterians or lapsed Methodists or lapsed Baptists or lapsed Buddhists or lapsed animists look souls of indulgence and toleration, in comparison.

    Bob is not merely a lapsed Catholic; he's a prolapsed Catholic. His rage and righteous indignation at everything that hoves into his view, especially religion, has caused his rectum to turn inside out.

   

[BlueStateSaint]

    Bob is not merely a lapsed Catholic; he's a prolapsed Catholic. His rage and righteous indignation at everything that hoves into his view, especially religion, has caused his rectum to turn inside out.

 

I just spat a mouthful of my wife's freshly-made macaroni salad across our deck.  H5!