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Offline lastparker

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Well thank goodness! Ms. Piggy's alive. Thrilled about the pizza deliveries.
« on: June 18, 2015, 12:50:44 PM »
I was starting to worry about her. She's been off the DUmp since early May, shortly after offering Torchy a line on a place to live in Philly. I must admit, my imagination got the best of me, and I pictured her sleeping with the fishes in the bottom of the Delaware river.

Apparently, she's been having some sort of eye trouble, and she is very very grateful for the fantastically cheap healthcare available to her thanks to the Piece Of Shit Used Car Salesman. I thought *I* was a grudge holder, but I pity the Bostonian Drunkard, should she ever encounter him in person.

She celebrates the pizza deliveries in her absence, and mourns the deaths. But she doesn't seem to care about poor Kirk, nope, not one bit.

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Re: Well thank goodness! Ms. Piggy's alive. Thrilled about the pizza deliveries.
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2015, 03:11:12 PM »
Well now, to be honest, I hadn't missed her.

But still, it's nice that she's back, and maybe she can evolve into stellar material.

And by the way, I wasn't aware there was so much hate for the Bostonian Drunkard among certain primitives.
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Re: Well thank goodness! Ms. Piggy's alive. Thrilled about the pizza deliveries.
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2015, 09:21:55 AM »
Quote from: lastparker on June 18, 2015, 12:50:44 PM
I was starting to worry about her. She's been off the DUmp since early May, shortly after offering Torchy a line on a place to live in Philly. I must admit, my imagination got the best of me, and I pictured her sleeping with the fishes in the bottom of the Delaware river.

Apparently, she's been having some sort of eye trouble, and she is very very grateful for the fantastically cheap healthcare available to her thanks to the Piece Of Shit Used Car Salesman. I thought *I* was a grudge holder, but I pity the Bostonian Drunkard, should she ever encounter him in person.

She celebrates the pizza deliveries in her absence, and mourns the deaths. But she doesn't seem to care about poor Kirk, nope, not one bit.

You know, for those not familiar with MsPiggy, the misanthropic primitive, yes, she really does, honestly and truly does, enjoy some rather porcine features.

If she were a pleasant person, the eyes'd overlook all that, but because she's a nasty, negative sort of person, that highlights her porcine qualities.

Really, it does.
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Re: Well thank goodness! Ms. Piggy's alive. Thrilled about the pizza deliveries.
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2015, 09:29:57 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 19, 2015, 09:21:55 AM
You know, for those not familiar with MsPiggy, the misanthropic primitive, yes, she really does, honestly and truly does, enjoy some rather porcine features.

If she were a pleasant person, the eyes'd overlook all that, but because she's a nasty, negative sort of person, that highlights her porcine qualities.

Really, it does.

There is a lot to be said about a person's temperment as a major component of overall attractiveness.

I've met rather weighty women who were as pleasant as any human could be, and they were far more pleasant to be around (and with) than hot women who were bitches.  Guess who I chose to hang around?  Hint--I'm not a sucker for punishment.

Also, I've found that if a person has a good temperment, they tend to 'clean up well.'  (That's the best way I could put that.)
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Re: Well thank goodness! Ms. Piggy's alive. Thrilled about the pizza deliveries.
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2015, 09:42:01 AM »
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Re: Well thank goodness! Ms. Piggy's alive. Thrilled about the pizza deliveries.
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2015, 12:23:27 PM »
Is that an optical illusion, or is that one of the biggest asses I've ever seen? 
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Re: Well thank goodness! Ms. Piggy's alive. Thrilled about the pizza deliveries.
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2015, 12:31:27 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 20, 2015, 12:23:27 PM
Is that an optical illusion, or is that one of the biggest asses I've ever seen?
Your comment made me go look. Its a strategically located purse. The Black and white photo blends purse and ass to make one huge Posterior.
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Re: Well thank goodness! Ms. Piggy's alive. Thrilled about the pizza deliveries.
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2015, 01:09:39 PM »
Well then I wouldn't have posted such a thing on the internet.  But then again, I have pretty-good-ass privilege. 
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