Tommy DUmbcetti cracks wise - I retort

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Tommy_Carcetti (22,965 posts)

So, I put up a fence in my backyard today.
After the contractor was done, he asked how I was going to pay, cash or check.

I told him not to worry. My neighbor's going to cover it.

A joke like that on a site like DU? OK, Tommy.

Pretty_Much_most_Dummies (Unholy shitton of posts)

So, I went grocery shopping today.
After the checker was done, he asked how I was going to pay, cash or check.

I told him not to worry. Here's my EBT card.

In other words, DUmbasses: Your neighbor's going to cover it.

[Carl]

While in the real world if you had an asshole neighbor that was destroying your property you bet your ass I would be waging a war of sorts to stop it on his dime.