the primitives discuss losing it

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018771801

Oh my.

It's not much, but it's a start.

For years, I've suggested that Skins start a new forum, about sex; after all, it was the primitives who invented and practiced sexual liberation circa fifty years ago, and one's always been curious about how it worked out for them.

But perversely, the primitives have always been reluctant to discuss sex, as if it's something they really don't want to talk about; maybe it was wasn't as good as they'd hoped it'd be.

They're such ****ing prudes and prigs, the primitives.

nastynaven (20 posts)   Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:22 PM

when/where did you lose your virginity?
 
I was 19 in boarding school.

It was pretty lame to say the least. 

One's disappointed by the primitive responses; there's very little, or no, anecdotal material.

Of course, it would help things along if MrsCorpio or the windy primitive joined the discussion, to illuminate us of their legendary sexcapades.

Bertha Venation (21,317 posts)   Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:57 PM

4. Room 132, Lower Rear, Hotchkiss Hall
 
Los Angeles Baptist College. September, 1981. (I was 18 years old.)

Added points: I am a lesbian.

nastynaven (20 posts)    Mon Jun 15, 2015, 03:25 PM

6. must have been fun
 
You remember the room and address and everything.

Bertha Venation (21,317 posts)    Mon Jun 15, 2015, 04:44 PM

18. Nastynaven, it was life-changing.
 
Note I didn't say life-affirming.

The first several months were wonderful. Changed my life.

The last two years were terrifying. Changed my life.

But I'm good now!

Well, it's a start.  If the primitives got going, a sex forum'd turn into the biggest and most popular forum on Skins's island, putting even general discussion or the cooking and baking forum in the shade.

[Chris_]

This must be in the lettuce-and-tomato forum.  Aren't boarding schools generally same-sex?

[ExGeeEye]

Is it TMI to share that I remember the address, and the location in that address, and that I showed the house to my wife nearly 30 years later, while keeping that particular datum to myself, she having not been the associated individual?

[JohnnyReb]

Like Rodney Dangerfield, I was alone .....and out behind the barn.

[franksolich]

The thread's not evolving as I'd hoped it would; while much statistical information is being shared by the primitives, it's light on anecdotal material.

The windy primitive finally showed up, confessing she lost hers way back in 1962--probably even before California Peggy lost hers, even though the windy primitive's much younger--and of course since then it's been a well-traveled road, a major expressway.

MrsCorpio hasn't showed up yet, and one anxiously awaits hearing of his multitudinous conquests of women of European derivation; what sorts of pick-up lines and somesuch, that he used.

nadin's lustknabe, the hrmjustin primitive, alleges it was when he was 12, but knowing the cousin's little friend, that's probably not so, and he hasn't lost his yet.

[FiddyBeowulf]

We will not see Stevenumbers posting either, he is still waiting to "hit it" at least once.

[franksolich]

We will not see Stevenumbers posting either, he is still waiting to "hit it" at least once.

I'm feeling really let down by MrsCorpio.

He's the primitive who, if I were Skinner, I'd make host of the sex forum, so as to get it off to a good start and humming along.

Two things make MrsCorpio a "natural" to lead a sex forum; apparently white chicks think he's hot, and unlike most other primitives, the guy can actually write pretty good.

I'm sure he could regale the primitives with some barn-burners.

[Vagabond]

The thread's not evolving as I'd hoped it would; while much statistical information is being shared by the primitives, it's light on anecdotal material.

The windy primitive finally showed up, confessing she lost hers way back in 1962--probably even before California Peggy lost hers, even though the windy primitive's much younger--and of course since then it's been a well-traveled road, a major expressway.

MrsCorpio hasn't showed up yet, and one anxiously awaits hearing of his multitudinous conquests of women of European derivation; what sorts of pick-up lines and somesuch, that he used.

nadin's lustknabe, the hrmjustin primitive, alleges it was when he was 12, but knowing the cousin's little friend, that's probably not so, and he hasn't lost his yet.

Scorpio has claimed that he has been married since around 1980.  He said that he was in the Air Force at the time he got married.  Dorkio is many things, but he at least claimed that he isn't the sort of scum that messes around with women behind his wife's back.

[franksolich]

Scorpio has claimed that he has been married since around 1980.  He said that he was in the Air Force at the time he got married.  Dorkio is many things, but he at least claimed that he isn't the sort of scum that messes around with women behind his wife's back.

Well now, if in fact MrsCorpio isn't joshing us, what I've alleged is terrible, and I take it back.

But being what MrsCorpio is, I'm not so sure he's exactly loyal to she to whom he pledged troth.

Time will tell, and if I end up being wrong, I'm sorry.

[GOBUCKS]

Well now, if in fact MrsCorpio isn't joshing us, what I've alleged is terrible, and I take it back.

But being what MrsCorpio is, I'm not so sure he's exactly loyal to she to whom he pledged troth.

Time will tell, and if I end up being wrong, I'm sorry.

In Pineapple Head's culture, fidelity of any kind is a foreign concept.

If he actually honored a vow, he wouldn't be "keepin' it real".

[Ptarmigan]

I thought they were talking about when they started going into the deep end.

[I_B_Perky]

Like Rodney Dangerfield, I was alone .....and out behind the barn.

 

H5 JohnnyReb!