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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2015, 06:59:49 AM »
Big Bertha would be more comfortable if the naked musicians had decided to camp here:


Paradise Pines Nudist RV Park. Lutz, FL
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2015, 12:40:36 AM »
Bertha is going to be the sort of camper that sets up camp and doesn't really do a lot that doesn't involve a lot more than sitting around drinking, paying a visit to the local swimming hole (or pool) and chowing down.  As others have posted, her best bet is to rent a trailer of some sort.  Otherwise, she is going to be hellishly uncomfortable.

I can't really imagine dummies giving really useful advice when it comes to camping.
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2015, 07:25:07 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on June 14, 2015, 12:40:36 AM
Bertha is going to be the sort of camper that sets up camp and doesn't really do a lot that doesn't involve a lot more than sitting around drinking, paying a visit to the local swimming hole (or pool) and chowing down.  As others have posted, her best bet is to rent a trailer of some sort.  Otherwise, she is going to be hellishly uncomfortable.

I can't really imagine dummies giving really useful advice when it comes to camping.

Aside from scamming govt programs and making a quality bong from a watermelon, can you see them giving quality advice about anything?
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2015, 07:30:58 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on June 14, 2015, 12:40:36 AM
As others have posted, her best bet is to rent a trailer of some sort.



'Nuff said.
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2015, 08:05:52 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on June 14, 2015, 12:40:36 AM
Bertha is going to be the sort of camper that sets up camp and doesn't really do a lot that doesn't involve a lot more than sitting around drinking, paying a visit to the local swimming hole (or pool) and chowing down.  As others have posted, her best bet is to rent a trailer of some sort.  Otherwise, she is going to be hellishly uncomfortable.

I can't really imagine dummies giving really useful advice when it comes to camping.

Hopefully it's not a seaside camping ground. If she were to go relax on the beach she might be mistaken for a grounded cetacean! :bolt:
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2015, 08:07:47 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 14, 2015, 07:30:58 AM


'Nuff said.

The ramp should work well for her scooter or Segway. :bolt:
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2015, 08:51:51 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 13, 2015, 06:59:49 AM

Paradise Pines Nudist RV Park. Lutz, FL
This looks like a job for Nadin, nude reporter!
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2015, 08:56:54 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 14, 2015, 08:51:51 AM
This looks like a job for Nadin, nude reporter!

Aw, HELL NO!!!!    :bolt:

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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2015, 09:35:28 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 14, 2015, 08:51:51 AM
This looks like a job for Nadin, nude reporter!

That reminds of the old joke about how an audience would react to a less than attractive stripper: "Put it back on! "Put it back on!"
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2015, 09:37:26 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on June 14, 2015, 08:05:52 AM
Hopefully it's not a seaside camping ground. If she were to go relax on the beach she might be mistaken for a grounded cetacean! :bolt:

Waiting for the news report: Three Boy Scouts drown trying to roll her back into the ocean.
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2015, 09:38:18 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on June 14, 2015, 08:07:47 AM
The ramp should work well for her scooter or Segway. :bolt:

I hadn't considered that.

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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2015, 10:06:19 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 14, 2015, 08:51:51 AM
This looks like a job for Nadin, nude reporter!

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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2015, 10:10:02 AM »


I posted that as a joke, but it would be pretty comfortable to bunk in.

Longview knows what I am talking about.  :-)
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2015, 10:11:53 AM »
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #39 on: June 14, 2015, 10:19:26 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 14, 2015, 09:37:26 AM
Waiting for the news report: Three Boy Scouts drown trying to roll her back into the ocean.

They could use that toward the Personal Fitness Merit Badge, which is a requirement for Eagle rank.

Bertha to Boy Scouts: "Any Girl Scouts around to help you?"
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2015, 10:22:47 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on June 14, 2015, 10:19:26 AM
They could use that toward the Personal Fitness Merit Badge, which is a requirement for Eagle rank.

It would be like log rolling. Did you do that at Scout camp? We did.



OK, it wouldn't really be like log rolling. More like "sleeping bag full of pudding rolling".
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2015, 10:29:03 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 14, 2015, 10:22:47 AM
It would be like log rolling. Did you do that at Scout camp? We did.



OK, it wouldn't really be like log rolling. More like "sleeping bag full of pudding rolling".

I wasn't a Scout, BD. OTOH, my son earned Eagle rank and while he was in Scouting I served on several Boards of Review, including Eagle Boards. It was an honor to do so. My son's over 30, now, and his Scout buddies are still some of his best friends.
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2015, 10:35:19 AM »
So Big Bertha is going on a homosexual nudist camping trip alone.

Her raging crazy must have finally driven off her wife/husband/perv partner.

But this nudist lesbo camping could be a problem.

She's gonna be so exhausted by the parade of aroused cheerleaders and gymnasts sneaking into her tent.

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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #43 on: June 24, 2015, 05:53:58 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on June 14, 2015, 09:35:28 AM
That reminds of the old joke about how an audience would react to a less than attractive stripper: "Put it back on! "Put it back on!"


     I always imagine ugly strippers using one of these jobs here:



     For when that buck is just a little too much.
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #44 on: June 24, 2015, 06:45:17 PM »
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     I always imagine ugly strippers using one of these jobs here:



     For when that buck is just a little too much.

The last time I saw one of those was at a county fair worn by a carney.  Before that the only people I saw wearing them were guys working at full service gas stations when gas was less than $1/gal.
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2015, 06:52:06 AM »
There is a nudist resort in my fire district. Usually they pay us to standby with an engine when they have fireworks so a couple of years ago I went when no one else wanted to go. All I can say is the place is creepy. As of today, not a single brave soul has their name on the sign-up board for this years fireworks.

The actual resort is fairly big with numerous homes and public buildings. So over the years we have been there for fires, medical emergencies and weather related calls. I repeat myself, the place is simply creepy. Over the last few years the management has been trying to attract a younger crowd by advertising on local classic rock radio stations but still I hate it when we get a call at that place. Not much there you really want to see naked.
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2015, 08:33:05 AM »
Quote from: fatboy on June 25, 2015, 06:52:06 AM
There is a nudist resort in my fire district. Usually they pay us to standby with an engine when they have fireworks so a couple of years ago I went when no one else wanted to go. All I can say is the place is creepy. As of today, not a single brave soul has their name on the sign-up board for this years fireworks.

The actual resort is fairly big with numerous homes and public buildings. So over the years we have been there for fires, medical emergencies and weather related calls. I repeat myself, the place is simply creepy. Over the last few years the management has been trying to attract a younger crowd by advertising on local classic rock radio stations but still I hate it when we get a call at that place. Not much there you really want to see naked.
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2015, 08:43:56 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 26, 2015, 08:33:05 AM
Truth in Life 101: the people most likely to get naked are the ones who never should.

That's only true if you're the kind of person who lets others decide what you should, or should not, do in your private life.

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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2015, 04:08:26 PM »
Just keep the hog out of the water.
The oil slick would be heavy enough to catch fire.
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Re: Big Bertha going camping
« Reply #49 on: June 27, 2015, 05:18:14 AM »
Quote from: Skul on June 26, 2015, 04:08:26 PM
Just keep the hog out of the water.
The oil slick would be heavy enough to catch fire.

Although, this could ease our country's dependence on foreign oil, however, the EPA might have something to say about "off-shore drilling"...   :whistling:
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