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Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
« on: June 09, 2015, 09:00:58 PM »
Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
http://ajw.asahi.com/article/sci_tech/environment/AJ201506060038

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Eggs of a vulnerable game bird have been collected in the wild for the first time by Environment Ministry workers who plan to hatch them.

The plan behind the artificial incubation is to bolster numbers of the Japanese ptarmigan, a type of grouse and a protected species in Japan.

The eggs were collected at Mount Norikuradake, which straddles Nagano and Gifu prefectures, on June 5.

In Japan, they are saving humanity. The Japanese know first hand of what rabbits are capable of. They cause nuclear meltdowns and economic depressions.
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Re: Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2015, 08:42:18 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 09, 2015, 09:00:58 PM
Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
http://ajw.asahi.com/article/sci_tech/environment/AJ201506060038

In Japan, they are saving humanity. The Japanese know first hand of what rabbits are capable of. They cause nuclear meltdowns and economic depressions.

Grouse are too stupid to save themselves.

Rabbits, OTOH, . . . :whistling: :fuelfire:





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ETA:  Ya know, I just thought of something.  God Almighty controls the World.  Man is in constant conflict with God.

We have El Nino again, with lots of water, and what happens?  Bunny boom.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=102702.0

Then, in the link that Ptarmy provided, man is helping Japanese grouse.

If Man is helping Japanese grouse, and Man is in constant conflict with God, . . . :whistling:

. . . and El Nino is indirectly providing the 'Bunny Boom,' one could easily postulate that God is providing the conditions for the Bunny Boom.  Therefore, God is on the side of the Bunnies.

Game, set, and match. :yahoo: :tongue:
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Re: Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2015, 09:04:59 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 10, 2015, 08:42:18 AM
Grouse are too stupid to save themselves.

Rabbits, OTOH, . . . :whistling: :fuelfire:





 :tongue:

ETA:  Ya know, I just thought of something.  God Almighty controls the World.  Man is in constant conflict with God.

We have El Nino again, with lots of water, and what happens?  Bunny boom.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=102702.0

Then, in the link that Ptarmy provided, man is helping Japanese grouse.

If Man is helping Japanese grouse, and Man is in constant conflict with God, . . . :whistling:

. . . and El Nino is indirectly providing the 'Bunny Boom,' one could easily postulate that God is providing the conditions for the Bunny Boom.  Therefore, God is on the side of the Bunnies.

Game, set, and match. :yahoo: :tongue:

You got it all wrong about ptarmigans and rabbits.

Man cares for ptarmigans because they are divine. If humans do not save ptarmigans, than humans are doomed as they already are by bunnies.

Ptarmigans are the Chosen Ones while rabbits are evil. Bugs Bunny is the Anti-Christ. He fits that profile of the Anti-Christ.

Every ptarmigan death is one minute closer to doom by rabbits.

When El Nino ends, the hangover comes for bunnies.  :yahoo: :lmao:
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Re: Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2015, 09:11:26 PM »


Ptarmigan approaches human. He is saying to humans, "Terrorist rabbits will kill humans! You must take up arms against them or face doom!"
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Re: Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2015, 06:03:58 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 10, 2015, 09:04:59 PM
You got it all wrong about ptarmigans and rabbits.

Man cares for ptarmigans because they are divine. If humans do not save ptarmigans, than humans are doomed as they already are by bunnies.

Ptarmigans are the Chosen Ones while rabbits are evil. Bugs Bunny is the Anti-Christ. He fits that profile of the Anti-Christ.

Every ptarmigan death is one minute closer to doom by rabbits.

When El Nino ends, the hangover comes for bunnies.  :yahoo: :lmao:

Man cares for ptarmigans because they fell out of Nature's Short Bus, and were too stupid to get back on it. :fuelfire: :whistling: :tongue:
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Re: Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2015, 09:35:08 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2015, 06:03:58 AM
Man cares for ptarmigans because they fell out of Nature's Short Bus, and were too stupid to get back on it. :fuelfire: :whistling: :tongue:

Man cares for ptarmigans because they want to save humanity from doom by bunnies. It's the truth and it can be painful.
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Re: Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2015, 05:15:48 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2015, 06:03:58 AM
Man cares for ptarmigans because they fell out of Nature's Short Bus, and were too stupid to get back on it taste like chicken :fuelfire: :whistling: :tongue:

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Re: Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2015, 10:39:10 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 09, 2015, 09:00:58 PM
Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation


Bagged by men...or men working for bunnies?

Who will raise these chicks? Men or...bunnies? Will we see a generation of Ptarmigan infiltrators? What if ptarmigans start saying, "We must live in peace with our brother bunnies!" Will it be this generation?

Who knows what evils could come from this seemingly innocent act?
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Re: Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2015, 09:27:33 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 12, 2015, 10:39:10 AM
Bagged by men...or men working for bunnies?

Who will raise these chicks? Men or...bunnies? Will we see a generation of Ptarmigan infiltrators? What if ptarmigans start saying, "We must live in peace with our brother bunnies!" Will it be this generation?

Who knows what evils could come from this seemingly innocent act?

Ptarmigans warn humans about terrorist bunnies. Humans are the ones in real danger by rabbits.
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Re: Grouse eggs bagged for first artificial incubation
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2015, 05:08:00 AM »
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