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Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« on: June 09, 2015, 10:30:14 AM »
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A word about Handicapped Placards...

My handicap placard is because of my coronary insufficiencies, but those are of course largely invisible. However, if I over-exert, I will drop dead in my tracks. That is a pretty serious health issue. (My ICD will be implanted as soon as the insurer pulls its institutional thumb out).

And do I get looks? Oh **** yeah, I get looks. People think they can ****ing diagnose persons with physical limitations just by looking at us. Arrogant assholes...even qualified medical practitioners can't do an eyeball scan and see my cardiovascular issues. But far too many laypeople think they can do such an analysis. ****ing ridiculous.

When you see someone with such a placard, remember how little we can tell about a stranger's health via a glance.

Gee, I wonder if that message could possibly be applied elsewhere in a DUmmy's dealings with others...


Here we have yet another DUmmy with serious health issues, despite the constant clucking over there that they're the healthiest group on the planet.

Anyway, imagine what DU would look like if they decided to get to know people before they ground them into the dirt. Mind you, being ground into the dirt by such hateful, marginal people is hardly an inconvenience, but still.

Here, by the way, is riqster learning about others before judging them:

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8. TLC: The Lunatic Channel.

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Duggarland: Where White Christian Sex Offenders are OK, but not law-abiding Gay or Trans Persons.

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7. Since their other "weapons" are no doubt teenytiny, they may be right.


And if those are too cherrypicked, Buzz Clik, here is riqster, who demands that we pay homage to his/her fat ****ing weak-hearted set-aside wanting ass, feast your eyes on this bad boy:

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3. Just as stupid as the Wisconsin electorate.

Which appeared in this thread.


Riqster: I hope you plop over walking into KFC from the far side of the lot because a Hummer with a Wisconsin plate took the handicapped spot with no placard.
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Re: Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2015, 12:11:06 PM »
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Tue Jun 9, 2015, 11:05 AM
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My handicap placard is because of my coronary insufficiencies, but those are of course largely invisible. However, if I over-exert, I will drop dead in my tracks.

Another imminent candidate for the Dead DUmmy forum.

Which reminds me: So far the Big Guy (who is dying) hasn't mentioned getting a handicap placard for his non-union Toyota.

With his terminal brain rot, if he doesn't park right by the door he's liable to never find his car.
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Re: Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2015, 12:16:35 PM »
By the way, the DUmp has a new way to be banned, the "H-word":

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4. Another word: Disabled

The H-word is a period piece, like, say, hula hoops.


I prefer to avoid both "disabled" and "handicapped".

It's better to refer to the "specially-gifted".
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Re: Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2015, 12:39:20 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2015, 12:16:35 PM
By the way, the DUmp has a new way to be banned, the "H-word":
 

I prefer to avoid both "disabled" and "handicapped".

It's better to refer to the "specially-gifted".
Or to quote George Carlin..."the differently abled".  And to further paraphrase, what happened to "cripples"?  Softening of the language makes soft people.
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Re: Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2015, 12:45:17 PM »
If you put rigster and 99 other DUmmies in a room, you would have no problem figuring out which one is the rigster. If this primitive would only get he/she/it's lazy * off the couch and hit the keys, I'm sure he/she/it could be a contender for the DOTY. A lot of talent in that one.
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Re: Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2015, 01:14:40 PM »
Uhm, if rigster an take a dive at any moment ... should it be driving??

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Re: Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2015, 03:06:50 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on June 09, 2015, 01:14:40 PM
Uhm, if rigster an take a dive at any moment ... should it be driving??

KC

the rigster DUmmie might be a candidate to have drivers license not renewed. Or better yet, have those privileges yanked.
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Re: Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2015, 03:37:15 PM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on June 09, 2015, 03:06:50 PM
the rigster DUmmie might be a candidate to have drivers license not renewed. Or better yet, have those privileges yanked.


     Nah, just Special Flower status, probably from eating too much and exercising too little and having a weak heart as a result.
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Re: Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2015, 03:49:35 PM »
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Re: Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2015, 04:11:42 PM »
Can't judge a book by the cover.......Bo Diddley

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Re: Stated by a DUmmy without irony: Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2015, 01:17:11 PM »
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However, if I over-exert, I will drop dead in my tracks.

BOO!!!!
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