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Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« on: June 05, 2015, 12:21:21 AM »
Considering the sickening way they talk about their "fur babies"...

Considering how they cheer whenever a human is attacked and killed by a wild animal...

Considering the vicious way they speak about normal people who enjoy hunting...

I'd say marriage between a democrat and an animal would be a small step for them, and in a lot of cases would be a union of equals.

So I'm pretty sure the percentage of DUmp democrats that favor marriage with animals would be between the mid-thirties and upper forties.
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2015, 12:29:03 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 05, 2015, 12:21:21 AM
Considering the sickening way they talk about their "fur babies"...

Considering how they cheer whenever a human is attacked and killed by a wild animal...

Considering the vicious way they speak about normal people who enjoy hunting...

I'd say marriage between a democrat and an animal would be a small step for them, and in a lot of cases would be a union of equals.

So I'm pretty sure the percentage of DUmp democrats that favor marriage with animals would be between the mid-thirties and upper forties.

Bill Clinton would screw a snake, if somebody held its head. I estimate the percentage of pro-bestiality DUmmies is 50%.
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2015, 12:51:41 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 05, 2015, 12:29:03 AM
Bill Clinton would screw a snake, if somebody held its head. I estimate the percentage of pro-bestiality DUmmies is 50%.
Seems high, but I'm biased.

And it might depend upon the animal.
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2015, 01:43:29 AM »
South Park had an episode about some of the Dummies.


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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2015, 06:42:39 AM »
Quote from: BuzzClik on June 05, 2015, 12:51:41 AM
Seems high, but I'm biased.

And it might depend upon the animal.

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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2015, 07:55:23 AM »
Quote from: BuzzClik on June 05, 2015, 12:51:41 AM
Seems high, but I'm biased.

And it might depend upon the animal.

I should have been more clear.

Fully half of the DUmmies support whatever a Clinton does. That includes bestiallity, if Bill or Hillary did it.
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2015, 08:25:56 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 05, 2015, 07:55:23 AM
I should have been more clear.

Fully half of the DUmmies support whatever a Clinton does. That includes bestiallity, if Bill or Hillary did it.

Hildebeestiality?
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2015, 08:29:15 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 05, 2015, 12:21:21 AM
Considering the sickening way they talk about their "fur babies"...

Considering how they cheer whenever a human is attacked and killed by a wild animal...

Considering the vicious way they speak about normal people who enjoy hunting...

I'd say marriage between a democrat and an animal would be a small step for them, and in a lot of cases would be a union of equals.

So I'm pretty sure the percentage of DUmp democrats that favor marriage with animals would be between the mid-thirties and upper forties.

A few other considerations:
1. How many of them are members of rabid animal- rights groups like PETA which view all animals as equal to if not superior to humans. After all, as PETA's clinically insane founder Ingrid Newkirk famously said, "A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy."
2. How many of them clearly buy into the mentality of "Love is love, it's discriminatory and bigoted to support one form of love and outlaw another."
3. How many of them are "Furries."
4. How many of them have no luck romantically with fellow humans.
I'd say mid- to upper- forties.
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2015, 08:29:32 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 05, 2015, 08:25:56 AM
Hildebeestiality?

I'd have to ask Huma Weiner about that one.
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2015, 08:31:41 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 05, 2015, 12:21:21 AM
Considering the sickening way they talk about their "fur babies"...

Considering how they cheer whenever a human is attacked and killed by a wild animal...

Considering the vicious way they speak about normal people who enjoy hunting...

I'd say marriage between a democrat and an animal would be a small step for them, and in a lot of cases would be a union of equals.

So I'm pretty sure the percentage of DUmp democrats that favor marriage with animals would be between the mid-thirties and upper forties.
100%
I just sort of assumed they already thought it was legal and a constitutionally protected right.
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2015, 08:50:18 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 05, 2015, 06:42:39 AM
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2015, 11:31:44 AM »
^I was thinking more wooly bully, but that works.
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2015, 11:42:56 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 05, 2015, 11:31:44 AM
^I was thinking more wooly bully, but that works.

If you say "wooly bully" 3 times, Michelle Obama will apoear in your living room.

For the love of Dog, man, don't do it!
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2015, 11:45:30 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 05, 2015, 11:42:56 AM
If you say "wooly bully" 3 times, Michelle Obama will apoear in your living room.

For the love of Dog, man, don't do it!

I'd rather have Beetlejuice as a houseguest !
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2015, 11:52:38 AM »
The democratics regularly screw the pooch. I'd have to say 100%
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2015, 12:18:32 PM »
125% including the dead DUmmies.
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« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2015, 12:19:25 PM »
I would say 110% - you would have 10% of the population that would vote multiple times...
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2015, 12:46:46 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 05, 2015, 12:21:21 AM
I'd say marriage between a democrat and an animal would be a small step for them, and in a lot of cases would be a union of equals.
You must have a very low opinion of animals.
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2015, 01:05:26 PM »
 :fuelfire: About half seriously ... if enough DU-folk could be convinced it's somehow a "human rights" thingy, you could wind up with a very entertaining urination match between those who see it as a human rights thingy and DU's animal rights folk. :fuelfire:
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« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2015, 01:16:13 PM »
Once the DUmmies read that chimpanzees like to cook, the percentage will shoot up to 75%.

If somebody told them that chimps like to clean house and roll joints, 95% of DUmmies would want to marry a chimp themselves!
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« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2015, 02:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 05, 2015, 01:16:13 PM
Once the DUmmies read that chimpanzees like to cook, the percentage will shoot up to 75%.

If somebody told them that chimps like to clean house and roll joints, 95% of DUmmies would want to marry a chimp themselves!

It would be chimp torture. :runaway: to the chimp!
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Re: Estimate Percentage Of DUmp democrats Who Would Support Legalized Bestiality
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2015, 02:51:37 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 05, 2015, 02:19:55 PM
It would be chimp torture. :runaway: to the chimp!



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« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2015, 03:38:57 PM »
Quote from: BuzzClik on June 05, 2015, 12:51:41 AM
And it might depend upon the animal.

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« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2015, 03:47:11 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2015, 04:44:39 PM »
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