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Depends on what you mean by ALS, Steve
« on: June 03, 2015, 03:25:08 PM »
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When Illness Makes a Spouse a Stranger Part II...I saw the specialist today

Original post: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026641619

Marta took me in this morning. I have been dreading this visit. Cut to the chase.

I DO NOT have ALS.

Some other things going on besides my FTD. But this was great news to me. Funny when somebody has a fatal disease thinks something is good news. Thank you all for the support the DU community has shown me since I made my diagnosis known.

Recommended watching is the documentary on Roger Ebert's fight for life: http://www.ebertmovie.com/

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What a drama queen attention whore.

If by ALS you mean Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, then good for you. But you absolutely have Abormally Large Stomach, which will probably kill you sooner, anyway. Look into it: there's even a cure.
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Re: Depends on what you mean by ALS, Steve
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2015, 03:30:34 PM »
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...Funny when somebody has a fatal disease thinks something is good news...


LIFE is a fatal disease, Stevie.  We ALL WILL DIE one day. 

What's taking YOU so long?  Many DUmmies have already of boredom since you said you were dying.
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Re: Depends on what you mean by ALS, Steve
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2015, 03:32:57 PM »

LIFE is a fatal disease, Stevie.  We ALL WILL DIE one day. 

What's taking YOU so long?  Many DUmmies have already of boredom since you said you were dying.

He's sticking around in hopes franksolich will give him the Lifetime Achievement Award.
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Re: Depends on what you mean by ALS, Steve
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2015, 03:55:13 PM »
He's sticking around in hopes franksolich will give him the Lifetime Achievement Award.

DON'T DO IT, FRANK!  DON'T DO IT!   :rotf:

In all honesty, the entire DUmp suffers from ALS:  Advanced Liberal Stupidity.
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Re: Depends on what you mean by ALS, Steve
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2015, 04:25:14 PM »
Well, we were overdue for a reminder.

It's been at least a couple of weeks since his last sympathy troll.

He's gonna die in about 24 business hours, so if he wants to get into the Dead DUmmy forum, he'd better start campaigning for the Hildebeast now.

Poor old JeffR's carcass has been left for the crows and coyotes because of his anti-Hillary connections.

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Re: Depends on what you mean by ALS, Steve
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2015, 05:05:24 PM »
Marta is praying that he goes quickly.

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Re: Depends on what you mean by ALS, Steve
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2015, 05:46:33 PM »
In all honesty, the entire DUmp suffers from ALS:  Advanced Liberal Stupidity.

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Re: Depends on what you mean by ALS, Steve
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2015, 09:51:54 PM »
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He's sticking around in hopes franksolich will give him the Lifetime Achievement Award.

No chance that's gonna happen. He went on coach's shit list when he refused advice on his first campaign for Bellevue city council.

In his entire life, the Big Guy (who is dying) has won only one single thing, and that was here.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=82134.0

Stumbling through another 24 business hours isn't going to change that.

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Re: Depends on what you mean by ALS, Steve
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2015, 02:25:31 PM »


In his entire life, the Big Guy (who is dying) has won only one single thing, and that was here.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=82134.0


I still think it would have been a fitting irony for OS not win an award named for him but too many others did not agree.  :mad:


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Re: Depends on what you mean by ALS, Steve
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2015, 04:03:07 PM »
I still think it would have been a fitting irony for OS not win an award named for him but too many others did not agree.

I agree. The DOTY electorate has made many inexplicable mistakes like that.

Once they even rejected nadin and elected a half-assed troll.