Oh Mannn, you've done it now. Nads threatened me with legal action for using "I'majournalistdammit" in my tags at DI.
Thou hast mocked her journalistic integrity....Nads is coming here for sure.
Beware Flippy! Nads has grammar and she knows how to abuse it!
I'll bestow a Hi5 upon thee, Flippy. For thou shalt surely needeth it.
Now surely nads couldn’t have any problems with me. I’m the nicest fictional spirit-guide you’d ever want to meet. Besides, she and I are very similar.
First, we both have the ink from the printing press in our very veins. Well, except that there is no ink, printing press or even paper, but that’s beside the point.
In addition, we’ve both done hard-hitting investigative pieces. I did that thing awhile back about that fictional spirit-guide and Blackie the Ghost Chicken planning to sell ghost chicken eggs. That was really hard-hitting. Of course I was the fictional spirit-guide, but again, that’s beside the point. And nads did that thing awhile back about signatures to get something or other overturned. I can’t remember the details, but I’m pretty sure it was hard hitting.
Also, nads has proclaimed a bunch of Rubicon crossings. I have solved a Rubic’s Cube twice. Once by taking it apart and putting it back together solved and once by unsticking the individual color stickers and resticking them in the proper spots.
Don’t you see the similarities? Except for the fact that I don’t know everything that there is to know we’re practically the same so why would she have any problems with me?