DUmmies discuss cancer treatments, but not treatment for simplemindedness

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Star Member Judi Lynn (93,730 posts)

Doctors hail 'spectacular' cancer treatment breakthrough
Source: Independent Television News (UK)

Doctors hail 'spectacular' cancer treatment breakthrough
1 June 2015 at 4:04am

Doctors have hailed a "spectacular" breakthrough in cancer treatment after a pair of drugs were found to shrink tumours in nearly 60% of people.

A British-led trial on 945 patients with advanced melanoma found treatment with immune-boosting drugs - ipilimumab and nivolumab - stopped the cancer advancing for nearly a year in 58% of cases.

Melanoma is the most serious form of skin cancer and kills more than 2,000 people in Britain each year.

Immunotherapy harnesses the body's immune system to attack cancerous cells.

Experts say the treatment may bring about a "whole new era" for successful cancer care.

So far so good, right? Doctors making progress on a prevalent form of cancer.


One thing you can always count on, however, is the collective DU response to any news about cancer treatment. There are two overlapping schools of DU thought on all cancer treatment:

School 1:  Marijuana has been proven to not only slow cancer, but to cure it altogether. Yes, there are DUmmies who, joint in their mouth between bites of pot-laden brownie, link to sites which claim that cancer is eradicated by marijuana.

School 2:  Cancer treatment is too lucrative for a cure to ever be allowed. This is the view espoused by DUmmies who cannot afford whatever medication it is that currently keeps them alive (yet they manage to live, anyway, alas).


Let's see, now. 41 years of High Times magazine, yet no fullpage ads anywhere in there advertising a hippie commune where the cancer-stricken can go and be cured in  months. Marijuana is SUCH a cancer cure that the biggest, most annoying potheads on the planet would rather run ads for growth lights and for the Rosicrucians than for the cure to mankind's modern plague.

Also, thousands of universities and labs around the world studying the same set of problems, with (conservatively) hundreds of billions of revenue at stake, and every putative cure for cancer has been squashed? Yeah, right.

Imagine, if you will, the state of public health and health research of the DUmmies get to socialize medicine. Oy.


Think I'm lying?

DiverDave (4,332 posts)
3. Google "Rick Simpson oil"

*******ed war on drugs...we could have had an all natural cure years ago.
Yes, CURE

 

Stupid asshole troll weighs in :

Buzz Clik (32,280 posts)
16. And laetrile!

Star Member BrotherIvan (7,569 posts)
4. Immunotherapy is the most promising area

They've known about it for ages, but the cancer industry has been unwilling to fund the research. Now with breakthroughs like this, maybe we can advance cancer treatment beyond a 100 year-old model. Great news.

Damn that Prescott Bush!

and so on.


DUmmy lurkers, stick to smoking weed and pining for new Pink Floys albums. Adults are working on solutions to the problems that plague decent people.

[SVPete]

School 1:  Marijuana has been proven to not only slow cancer, but to cure it altogether.

This is a subcategory of the anti-Western-Medicine crew who insist that any Western medicine drug or treatment is unnatural, poison, and generally eeeee-vile.

Buzz Clik (32,280 posts)
16. And laetrile!

Hey! Give Buzzy credit for that one. That is funny! Maybe, BFDU, you're too young to remember laetrile being the anti-cancer-wonder-drug that was suppressed by eeeeeee-vile Big Pharma back in the late 60s and early 70s?

[BuzzClik]

[BannedFromDU]

Hey! Give Buzzy credit for that one.

     Buzz Clik could identify water's wetness and that the sky is usually a shade of blue, but he can still take a long walk off a short pier into a lake of piss.

[obumazombie]

Funny how Buzzy downplays marijuana by making laetrile a straw man.

[GOBUCKS]

School 1:  Marijuana has been proven to not only slow cancer, but to cure it altogether.

Not all cancer.

Just DUmmy BennyBoy's "squeamish carcinoma".

[BannedFromDU]

Not all cancer.

Just DUmmy BennyBoy's "squeamish carcinoma".

     I have to say, were I a carcinoma, I'd also be squeamish about entering Benny. Especially since I have my suspicions about how most things enter him.

[BuzzClik]

Funny how Buzzy downplays marijuana by making laetrile a straw man.

Is that some form of sarcasm on your part? I certainly hope so.

Two responders to that thread brought up cannibis, and both were slapped down hard. There was no "straw man"; it was pure ridicule.

[Big Dog]

Is that some form of sarcasm on your part? I certainly hope so.

Two responders to that thread brought up cannibis, and both were slapped down hard. There was no "straw man"; it was pure ridicule.

That was a good dig, Buzz. I gave you a high five for it.

[BannedFromDU]

That was a good dig, Buzz. I gave 6ou a high five for it.

     There is never a cancer treatment thread on DU without someone claiming that weed cures it completely.

[obumazombie]

Is that some form of sarcasm on your part? I certainly hope so.

Two responders to that thread brought up cannibis, and both were slapped down hard. There was no "straw man"; it was pure ridicule.

Did I get a "truly horrible" for that ?

[Big Dog]

     There is never a cancer treatment thread on DU without someone claiming that weed cures it completely.

DUmmy foolishness knows no bounds. Just as soon as you say "that's the stupidest thing I've ever read", they go and say something even stupider!

[sharkhawk]

School 1:  Marijuana has been proven to not only slow cancer, but to cure it altogether. Yes, there are DUmmies who, joint in their mouth between bites of pot-laden brownie, link to sites which claim that cancer is eradicated by marijuana.

School 1:  Marijuana has been proven to not only slow cancer, but to cure it altogether. Yes, there are DUmmies who, joint in their mouth between bites of pot-laden brownie, link to sites which claim that cancer is eradicated by marijuana.

Funny all that pot didn't help the Cleveland ward heeler.