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John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« on: May 31, 2015, 02:58:38 PM »
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John Kerry Breaks Leg In Bike Accident


John Kerry broke his leg in a bike accident in France on Sunday.

The Secretary of State, 71, was cycling on his own bike on a Tour de France route in Scionzier when he hit a curb and fell from the bike. According to State Department spokesman John Kirby, “Paramedics and a physician were on the scene with the Secretary’s motorcade at the time of the accident.” He was given on-site medical treatment, before being flown via helicopter to Geneva, Switzerland for hospital care.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026756901

He's already busy nominating himself for a medal.

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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2015, 03:12:03 PM »
Boo foocking hoo.

That pos needed to break his freaking neck.
What a worthless, stinking traitor.
Kiss my ass, horse faced, lying bastard.
F you, the horse you rode and your little dog, too.
I hope you bruised the short leg.
F you, john f'n kerry. F you to hell and back
 :bird: :bird: :bird: :loser: :loser2: :loser2:
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2015, 03:13:07 PM »
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The injury is to Kerry’s right femur, and while not life-threatening, it could take months for the thighbone to heal. Kerry will now be flown back to the United States to be examined by in Boston by the same doctor who previously operated on the politician’s hip, as the broken bone is in the same area.

Why doesn't mashed potato face Lurch just stay in France for treatment?  The leftists spent years telling us all how great the health care system is over in France and how bad it sucked here in the USA.   
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Why can't we do health care like the french?

 Since their system is rated #1 and ours #37, might be an obvious question but why not just model it after their system?

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NPR: Health care lessons from France
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Americans in Paris evaluate French healthcare and benefits

This stellar level of public service and benefits seems rather incredible,
at least to us Yanks. But seems to be the norm in European countries.

Plus, medical house calls!
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2015, 03:16:09 PM »
Quote from: Skul on May 31, 2015, 03:12:03 PM
Boo foocking hoo.

That pos needed to break his freaking neck.
What a worthless, stinking traitor.
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Kiss my ass, horse faced, lying bastard.
F you, the horse you rode and your little dog, too.
I hope you bruised the short leg.
F you, john f'n kerry. F you to hell and back
:bird: :bird: :bird: :loser: :loser2: :loser2:

Pu them all together and they spell KFIF...  wait, does that mean something?
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2015, 03:22:31 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on May 31, 2015, 03:16:09 PM
:bird: :bird: :bird: :loser: :loser2: :loser2:


 :trump: :old:Pu them all together and they spell KFIF...  wait, does that mean something?
My dog whistle makes that sound.   :-)
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2015, 03:22:42 PM »
Wonder what the carbon footprint of that entire episode,from the motorcade chaperoned bike ride to all the air travel is?  :fuelfire:
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2015, 04:28:29 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on May 31, 2015, 03:13:07 PM
Why doesn't mashed potato face Lurch just stay in France for treatment?  The leftists spent years telling us all how great the health care system is over in France and how bad it sucked here in the USA.

Maybe the Frogistanis didn't want him ... one of the uncommon occasions I would agree with them.
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2015, 04:32:31 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on May 31, 2015, 03:16:09 PM
:bird: :bird: :bird: :loser: :loser2: :loser2:


Pu them all together and they spell KFIF...  wait, does that mean something?

Kerry Fails In France ?
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2015, 06:43:41 PM »
There's no business like snow business, like no business I know.
Kerry is world class at snowing or attempting to snow people.
One of them probably told him to break a leg.
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2015, 07:13:20 PM »
With Imam Kerry bedridden, who will lecture us about the peaceful and gentle ways of Islam?  That Harf chick obviously can't do it.
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2015, 07:29:50 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on May 31, 2015, 07:13:20 PM
With Imam Kerry bedridden, who will lecture us about the peaceful and gentle ways of Islam?  That Harf chick obviously can't do it.


     There's always Jen Psaki, the only person in history whose employment with the federal government has positioned her ideally to be the manager of a Forever 21.

     Seriously, I think the guy hurts himself on purpose to prove he's still spry, so Carly Simon and the other chicks of his youth will think he can still get it up.
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2015, 09:10:21 PM »
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2015, 10:22:25 PM »
John Effin Kerry breaks a leg riding a bike on a street.

Meanwhile in Texas:

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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2015, 10:44:10 PM »
John F'n still more adventurous than his boss.
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2015, 10:47:26 PM »
Lovely. A Bush family member falls, and the ass-clowns there post pages of ridicule.
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2015, 10:47:52 PM »
I think he's been Reided.
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2015, 11:22:14 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on May 31, 2015, 10:47:52 PM
I think he's been Reided.
It is awfully convenient.
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2015, 06:45:09 AM »
So John F'n Kerry (who served in Vietnam) fell off a bike, on pavement, in France, and broke his femur. 

Aren't there enough streets and pavement in the US for him to fall on and break something?

If he fell on his face instead of his leg, he wouldn't have hurt himself.  (At the least, no one would have noticed)
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2015, 10:31:47 AM »
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So John F'n Kerry (who served in Vietnam) fell off a bike, on pavement, in France, and broke his femur. 

Aren't there enough streets and pavement in the US for him to fall on and break something?

If he fell on his face instead of his leg, he wouldn't have hurt himself.  (At the least, no one would have noticed)
On the plus side this sort of put those Iranian nuke talks on hold.
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2015, 01:20:10 PM »
Why haven't the French installed padded curbs?

Sounds like crumbling infrastructure to me.
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Re: John F'n Spandex Wounded Again
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2015, 01:21:27 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 01, 2015, 01:20:10 PM
Why haven't the French installed padded curbs?

Sounds like crumbling infrastructure to me.

They have cured their homelessness problems with Hovel ready jobs.
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