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Offline CC27

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My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« on: May 27, 2015, 11:19:52 AM »
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Vote for MineralMan for Senior Class President!

If you elect me as your class President, here's what I promise to do, I swear!

No School on Mondays and Fridays!
Homework Assignments only on Alternate Tuesdays!
Unlimited Hall Passes Anytime!
No More Dress Code!
Live Bands Daily in the Cafetorium at Lunch!
$1000 Mall Gift Cards Monthly for All Students!
Rock Band of the Month Assemblies Weekly!
No Grades below a B+!
Free College Scholarships for Every Student!
See-Through Cheerleader Outfits for Both Boys and Girls!
Dances with Live Bands Every Wednesday Afternoon!
No Detention Ever!
Monthly Free Amusement Park Field Trips!
Free X-Boxes for All Students!
Sex Education Lab Experiment Classes!
No Teachers over 30 Years Old!
Parental Approval Not Required for Any Activities!

Vote for MineralMan for Senior Class President!

Omaha steve would like that. Mineral man is a perverted socialist.
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2015, 11:22:44 AM »
Promising some eye-rape and sexual objectification, too. The fact that he's bisexual doesn't make it less creepy.

The KKKlams and peter puffers should join forces and pound on him.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2015, 11:25:14 AM by Big Dog »
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2015, 11:23:33 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 27, 2015, 11:22:44 AM
Promising some eye-rape, too.

Notice everything is free?
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2015, 12:48:04 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on May 27, 2015, 11:23:33 AM
Notice everything is free?

Undoubtedly. Due to the fact that the Rockhead-DUmmy has no idea where the money for schools actually comes from. Probably thinks there's a magic tree out back that the money grows on.
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2015, 01:44:37 PM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on May 27, 2015, 12:48:04 PM
Undoubtedly. Due to the fact that the Rockhead-DUmmy has no idea where the money for schools actually comes from. Probably thinks there's a magic tree out back that the money grows on.

Silly, ev'ry Socialist know munny come fum da gummint.  Don' be a hater.

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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2015, 04:18:39 PM »
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My Platform as Class President!

Even on Stoopid Island, that's retarded.
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2015, 04:27:07 PM »
I dunno.  It almost seems like he is parodying those on the left that think the government should provide everything to them and let someone else pay for it.
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2015, 04:47:44 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 27, 2015, 04:27:07 PM
I dunno.  It almost seems like he is parodying those on the left that think the government should provide everything to them and let someone else pay for it.
That's the impression I got. Think this is a jab at Bernie????????
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2015, 04:50:01 PM »
Quote from: Mary Ann on May 27, 2015, 04:47:44 PM
That's the impression I got. Think this is a jab at Bernie????????

A jab at Bernie, but at liberals in general, whether he realizes it or not.
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2015, 05:02:58 PM »
Rock Head forgets that an X-Box was not even a twinkle in its inventors sack when he was in school.
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2015, 06:49:52 PM »
He's clearly a mainstream democrat.

Just like every democrat platform, each plank is either for free stuff, or against moral behavior.
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2015, 01:34:39 AM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on May 27, 2015, 12:48:04 PM
Undoubtedly. Due to the fact that the Rockhead-DUmmy has no idea where the money for schools actually comes from. Probably thinks there's a magic tree out back that the money grows on.

That would be called the Federal Reserve Sir.
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Re: My Platform as Class President! Mineral Man
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2015, 05:57:00 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 27, 2015, 04:27:07 PM
I dunno.  It almost seems like he is parodying those on the left that think the government should provide everything to them and let someone else pay for it.

I'm with you on this.  He's mocking them, but doing it in a not-so-obvious way.
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