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Offline Schadenfreude

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Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« on: July 18, 2008, 08:02:43 PM »
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 08:03:23 PM »
Checking it. 




With beer. 




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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 08:04:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 08:03:23 PM
Checking it. 




With beer. 




 :cheersmate:


that means I am checking it with.....  :naughty:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 08:06:26 PM »
I brought cake!



But someone elses name got writed onnit. :(
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 08:06:47 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 08:04:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 08:03:23 PM
Checking it. 




With beer. 




 :cheersmate:


that means I am checking it with.....  :naughty:


Woo hoo.  Where's Dixie, she did say something about Cool Whip the other day?   :naughty:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 08:08:04 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on July 18, 2008, 08:06:26 PM
I brought cake!



But someone elses name got writed onnit. :(

The lower left corner looks nummy.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 08:09:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 08:04:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 08:03:23 PM
Checking it. 




With beer. 




 :cheersmate:


that means I am checking it with.....  :naughty:


Woo hoo.  Where's Dixie, she did say something about Cool Whip the other day?   :naughty:

Dixie is a live wire. Who would have guessed our soft spoken Belle from the South packed such a punch?
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 08:10:20 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on July 18, 2008, 08:06:26 PM
I brought cake!



But someone elses name got writed onnit. :(


Oh a Magnum P.I. cake!  Delicious.   :evillaugh:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2008, 08:11:22 PM »
Let them eat, er that's the icing on the... no no.

I need to open a lot more beers before I get funny. (or think i do)  :p
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2008, 08:14:35 PM »
Is there such a thing as an internet drinking game?  :lmao:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2008, 08:14:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 08:10:20 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on July 18, 2008, 08:06:26 PM
I brought cake!



But someone elses name got writed onnit. :(


Oh a Magnum P.I. cake!  Delicious.   :evillaugh:

Would you vote for Tom Selleck for President? I heard he was a conservative. Mel Gibson is also conservative.  :naughty:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2008, 08:15:02 PM »
My god, I just finished ripping out a ton of quilting I had done on a quilt.  The thread kept breaking and it isn't a brand I normally use.  I think it is old as well.  I had to bend over my quilting machine to do this as I didn't want to totally take it off because it would have been a bitch.  My fingers, neck and back hurt like a mother f*cker.

Why does Tom Selleck have worms on his chest?
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2008, 08:15:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 08:04:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 08:03:23 PM
Checking it. 




With beer. 




 :cheersmate:




that means I am checking it with.....  :naughty:


Woo hoo.  Where's Dixie, she did say something about Cool Whip the other day?   :naughty:
in a can for easier application too!  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: RAWR!
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2008, 08:16:30 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 08:14:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 08:10:20 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on July 18, 2008, 08:06:26 PM
I brought cake!



But someone elses name got writed onnit. :(


Oh a Magnum P.I. cake!  Delicious.   :evillaugh:

Would you vote for Tom Selleck for President? I heard he was a conservative. Mel Gibson is also conservative.  :naughty:

Well, Mel Gibson does gets bonus points for his use of the phrase "sugar t**s." 

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2008, 08:16:52 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
Let them eat, er that's the icing on the... no no.

I need to open a lot more beers before I get funny. (or think i do)  :p

Icing on the no no? Makes me want to just lick and lick and lick - and when I am done licking, I will lick some more until I am in an obsessive licking frenzy.  :hyper:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2008, 08:17:04 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on July 18, 2008, 08:15:58 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 08:04:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 08:03:23 PM
Checking it. 




With beer. 




 :cheersmate:




that means I am checking it with.....  :naughty:


Woo hoo.  Where's Dixie, she did say something about Cool Whip the other day?   :naughty:
in a can for easier application too!  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: RAWR!


 :o :o :o :o


Well, helllooooo Dixie. 
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2008, 08:19:28 PM »
Quote from: BEG on July 18, 2008, 08:15:02 PM
My god, I just finished ripping out a ton of quilting I had done on a quilt.  The thread kept breaking and it isn't a brand I normally use.  I think it is old as well.  I had to bend over my quilting machine to do this as I didn't want to totally take it off because it would have been a bitch.  My fingers, neck and back hurt like a mother f*cker.

Why does Tom Selleck have worms on his chest?

Stop, you had me at 'bend over'.......  :-)

Worms on his chest? huh?  :lmao: Yeah, pretty yucky.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2008, 08:25:58 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 08:19:28 PM
Quote from: BEG on July 18, 2008, 08:15:02 PM
My god, I just finished ripping out a ton of quilting I had done on a quilt.  The thread kept breaking and it isn't a brand I normally use.  I think it is old as well.  I had to bend over my quilting machine to do this as I didn't want to totally take it off because it would have been a bitch.  My fingers, neck and back hurt like a mother f*cker.

Why does Tom Selleck have worms on his chest?

Stop, you had me at 'bend over'.......  :-)

Worms on his chest? huh?  :lmao: Yeah, pretty yucky.

I knew you would like that visual.  I'm surprised when you called me this afternoon that you didn't tell me to talk dirty to you.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2008, 08:26:45 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 08:16:52 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
Let them eat, er that's the icing on the... no no.

I need to open a lot more beers before I get funny. (or think i do)  :p

Icing on the no no? Makes me want to just lick and lick and lick - and when I am done licking, I will lick some more until I am in an obsessive licking frenzy.  :hyper:

Wow, you are "checking it with.....   :naughty: ".

That or you drink beer like a cat.  :-)
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2008, 08:30:30 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 08:26:45 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 08:16:52 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
Let them eat, er that's the icing on the... no no.

I need to open a lot more beers before I get funny. (or think i do)  :p

Icing on the no no? Makes me want to just lick and lick and lick - and when I am done licking, I will lick some more until I am in an obsessive licking frenzy.  :hyper:

Wow, you are "checking it with.....   :naughty: ".

That or you drink beer like a cat.  :-)

LOL!   :p
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2008, 08:30:50 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 18, 2008, 08:19:51 PM
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I had to bend over my quilting machine to do this

Ah, my favourite position.

You wouldn't have liked me in this position.  I wasn't bent over in a flattering position, more like hunched over and cussing for two hours straight.  
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2008, 08:33:21 PM »
Quote from: BEG on July 18, 2008, 08:25:58 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 08:19:28 PM
Quote from: BEG on July 18, 2008, 08:15:02 PM
My god, I just finished ripping out a ton of quilting I had done on a quilt.  The thread kept breaking and it isn't a brand I normally use.  I think it is old as well.  I had to bend over my quilting machine to do this as I didn't want to totally take it off because it would have been a bitch.  My fingers, neck and back hurt like a mother f*cker.

Why does Tom Selleck have worms on his chest?

Stop, you had me at 'bend over'.......  :-)

Worms on his chest? huh?  :lmao: Yeah, pretty yucky.

I knew you would like that visual.  I'm surprised when you called me this afternoon that you didn't tell me to talk dirty to you.

I thought that was what you were doing when you were cussing. :confused:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2008, 08:35:27 PM »
Quote from: BEG on July 18, 2008, 08:30:50 PM
Quote from: BadCat on July 18, 2008, 08:19:51 PM
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I had to bend over my quilting machine to do this

Ah, my favourite position.

You wouldn't have liked me in this position.  I wasn't bent over in a flattering position, more like hunched over and cussing for two hours straight.  

Be careful, some unscrupulous ne'er-do-well might make something of "bent over" and talking dirty.

Good thing we are above that sort of thing around here though.  :cheersmate:
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2008, 08:43:26 PM »
I have to say, 3 day weekends are the best.  I totally thought it was Saturday all day today.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2008, 08:49:41 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 18, 2008, 08:29:46 PM
Well girls, after an exhaustive internet search, I have found some things more interesting than a Sybian.


Are you sharing? 
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