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Tobin S. graduates
« on: May 16, 2015, 08:16:08 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018760971

Oh my.

Okay, so the truck-drivin' manic-depressive Tobin graduated from college.

The thread's mostly photographs, so one'll have to go to the link above.
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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2015, 08:35:52 PM »
 :rotf:

I think this is the only picture of Tobin I've ever seen where he wasn't wearing those stupid overalls in size XXXXXXXL.

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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2015, 08:36:05 PM »
Congrats on your sheepskin Tobey. Now get off your ass, pound the pavement, and find a job. Supposedly they are easy to find in the O'conomy.
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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2015, 09:39:15 PM »
DUmmy Tobin S. has been a mainstay of the DUmp loonybin for ages.

His school experiences were reminiscent of dear departed LocoNuts.

This past Christmas his holiday sounded like he spent it with Big Mo's family;
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****ing family issues during the holidays


I have a sister who is twelve years younger than me. Our parents made huge mistakes with us when we were growing up. I've made my peace with it, but my sister has not.

There was an issue with her and my dad this evening while we were having an early Christmas celebration. It pretty much ruined the whole deal. Many tears are being shed this evening.


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5. ugh. gonna be a tough one around here, too.

i almost have the nerve to go to my sister's for an early xmas. havent been in a while, but with so much going on, and after a ****ing lonely thanksgiving, i really want to go. got to see one of the nephews a while ago, and it's the kids i miss. my sisters can go.....

i dread who i will run into, i sure hope my middle daughter was not planning on coming. tho i doubt she will if i do.
havent spoken to her since the divorce thing started, and not looking forward to it. she is really seeing the whole thing through a lens of unacknowledged malfunction. so sucked into the drama.


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8. I'm ready to abandon Christmas.

If I'm posting as a stinky homeless person from a public library next year, that may be one of the reasons.

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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2015, 11:20:18 PM »
Get to work on your student loans Tobin S. !!!
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2015, 01:32:42 PM »
Did loconuts finally pull the trigger or are you referring to him not being around?

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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2015, 02:03:57 PM »
Did loconuts finally pull the trigger or are you referring to him not being around?

He's been missing from the DUmp for a year or two. LocoNuts would never pull the trigger, he just cries.

Dennis the Menace, on the other hand, claimed to have gone to the Detroit waterfront with a pistol a couple of times but wimped out.

Then he disappeared too, so maybe he finally did the deed.

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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2015, 02:53:25 PM »
Loconuts was the one who had parents taking him to Hawaii and other exotic places, right?

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2015, 02:57:34 PM »
Loconuts was the one who had parents taking him to Hawaii and other exotic places, right?

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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2015, 03:10:34 PM »
You guys have to admit it -- this voyeur thing you do with DU is just another version of reality tv: watching conflicts among a bunch of dysfunctional people and then talking about it.

You know more about some of these DUers than I know of my own family. On the one hand, I'm impressed at the amount of information you gather and retain; but on the other .... damn!

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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2015, 03:44:49 PM »
You guys have to admit it -- this voyeur thing you do with DU is just another version of reality tv: watching conflicts among a bunch of dysfunctional people and then talking about it.

You know more about some of these DUers than I know of my own family. On the one hand, I'm impressed at the amount of information you gather and retain; but on the other .... damn!

Time and time again, we've said that DU is good for entertainment only. That and shining a light on the socialist/communist wing of the democrat party.

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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2015, 03:59:28 PM »
Time and time again, we've said that DU is good for entertainment only. That and shining a light on the socialist/communist wing of the democrat party.

Isn't that pretty much the whole party?
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2015, 05:36:27 PM »
You guys have to admit it -- this voyeur thing you do with DU is just another version of reality tv: watching conflicts among a bunch of dysfunctional people and then talking about it.

You know more about some of these DUers than I know of my own family. On the one hand, I'm impressed at the amount of information you gather and retain; but on the other .... damn!

Look at it this way.

There's 24 hours in a day.   I'm never sure how anybody else spends his or her day, but on an "average" weekday, franksolich spends 8 hours working, 8 hours sleeping.

Leaving 8 hours for other things.

Some, like the cooking and baking primitives, insist they spend 12 hours a day in the kitchen, making supper.  I refer you, sir, to Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor, the NJCher primitive, the winner of the franksolich for 2014, who ostensibly labors from sun-up to sun-down making a supper her "RG" is going to gulp down in two minutes.

Cooking's not franksolich's thing to do; it's a chore, it's a bore.  If I can get away with it, I spend less than two minutes a day cooking.....and that's for all three meals.  And I do dine upon three squares a day.

Some primitives watch a lot of television.  I refer you to Atman, who was born with his eyes glued to the boob-tube.  What Atman knows, and all Atman knows, comes from the miniature silver screen.

I don't do television; despite appearances, this "closed caption" junk and other "accessories" to "enable" the deaf to watch television are a great deal of trouble and a waste of time.  Especially considering the quality of what's on the boob-tube these days.

It's apparent most primitives spend a large part of their days yakking on their cellular telephones, including with people they'd just seen in real life two minutes before or half an hour ago.  It's considered more chic, trendy, hip, with it, cool, to talk to people this way, instead of in person.

Well, that's one avenue of communication closed to franksolich, and seeing how it makes people behave, I don't regret it for a second.

So I for one, have a whole lot of time on my hands.

It varies so much from day-to-day that I can't even venture how much time I spend doing good works; that's something that depends upon the work that needs done, and one's ability at the moment to do it.

I read, of course, prolifically, and write for recreational purposes.

I spend far more time on my knees in church than hopping around in the sack.

But one's still talking about a whole lot of time that needs used, profitably if possible.

So.....what's one to do?  Sit around, staring up at the ceiling and twiddle the thumbs?

The primitives are a source of amusement, and if one gets involved with them, merriment, too.

And it's wholly, completely, and perfectly harmless, watching the primitives.  It's only the internet, not real life, where one can do real damage to someone mocking and ridiculing them.
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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2015, 07:30:17 PM »
You guys have to admit it -- this voyeur thing you do with DU is just another version of reality tv: watching conflicts among a bunch of dysfunctional people and then talking about it.

You know more about some of these DUers than I know of my own family. On the one hand, I'm impressed at the amount of information you gather and retain; but on the other .... damn!

More like a reality comedy show.  That and shedding light upon those that vote for bigger government for the simple reason they want more free shit from it.
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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2015, 07:42:22 PM »
What was his major? :stoner:
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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2015, 07:49:51 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018760971

Oh my.

Okay, so the truck-drivin' manic-depressive Tobin graduated from college.

The thread's mostly photographs, so one'll have to go to the link above.

Good grief!

Tobin NEEDS to diet!!!  If he gets any bigger, he'll have his own zip code.   :rimshot:

When he walked onstage to get his diploma, he put out the sun, and caused seismic tremors 2 counties away.  :rimshot:

His graduation gown came from Cabella's, in the camping section.  It doubles as a 3-man tent.

No wonder he had to give up trucking.  They didn't have enough weight capacity left to carry anything when he got in.  He caused the truck to seriously list to the left!
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2015, 07:56:48 PM »
What was his major?

Well, DUmmy Tobin S. is a mentally-ill truck driver, so it would be great if he majored in "Reverse Studies".

DUmmy rsmithnumbers graduated cum laude in "Forward", but failed Reverse.

The two of them could be a top-notch driving team.

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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2015, 08:42:39 PM »
What was his major? :stoner:

From the looks of him, I'd say LUNCH!
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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2015, 10:23:13 PM »
You guys have to admit it -- this voyeur thing you do with DU is just another version of reality tv: watching conflicts among a bunch of dysfunctional people and then talking about it.

You know more about some of these DUers than I know of my own family. On the one hand, I'm impressed at the amount of information you gather and retain; but on the other .... damn!

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« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2015, 11:44:11 PM »
Frank, when I originally posted, I had forgotten that you had started this thread, so my comments may have sounded as if they were directed exclusively to you. Although I am always in awe of the specifics you know of the "primitives," I was including everyone who had posted on this thread. However, since you responded so eloquently:

Look at it this way.

There's 24 hours in a day.   I'm never sure how anybody else spends his or her day, but on an "average" weekday, franksolich spends 8 hours working, 8 hours sleeping.

Leaving 8 hours for other things....<snip>

<snip>...So.....what's one to do?  Sit around, staring up at the ceiling and twiddle the thumbs?

The primitives are a source of amusement, and if one gets involved with them, merriment, too.

And it's wholly, completely, and perfectly harmless, watching the primitives.  It's only the internet, not real life, where one can do real damage to someone mocking and ridiculing them.
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I thoroughly understand what you are saying about some of these people; they share far too much personal information and dutifully give us the daily details of their lives. Because I have no interest at all in this, I roll my eyes and move on. I never get to the juicy details before tuning out.

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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2015, 11:53:26 PM »
One little confession before I go: I read this forum with some regularity, and although I am often confused by Cavers' apparent obsession with DUers, I use these threads like the Cliff Notes for the "Ongoing Dramas at Democratic Underground." What am I to do -- stare at the ceiling and twiddle my thumbs?   ::)

Thank you for your kind words, sir.

That indeed is a function of the DUmpster--a minor one, but an important one, and done as a public service for the Good of Humanity.

There's many primitives who come over here to learn what's happening right there on their own terrain, because the proprietors and other primitives are so secretive they make the Watergate gang look open and honest.
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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2015, 12:31:35 AM »
From the looks of him, I'd say LUNCH!

I think he could be Jr Samples protege from HeeHaw.
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Re: Tobin S. graduates
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2015, 12:04:13 PM »
What was his major? :stoner:

According to one of his posts it was business. 

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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2015, 01:09:38 PM »
According to one of his posts it was business.
So...what does one do with an Associate's degree in business?

Maybe run a retirement home bingo game? The returns counter at Kohl's?

Nevertheless, it's much more useful than most DUmmy degrees in black studies, gender politics, and other silly courses of study colleges have developed to soak up those unlimited government loan funds.