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Offline ReardenSteel

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PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« on: July 18, 2008, 02:27:22 PM »
Via Hot Air who wonder themselves if this can possibly be real.

http://hotair.com/archives/2008/07/18/peta-founder-posts-mighty-unique-unique-will-online/

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2. While the final decision as to the use of my body remains with PETA, I make the following suggested directions:
a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;
b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;…
d. That one of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency until it stops poisoning and torturing animals in useless and cruel experiments; that the other is to be used as PETA sees fit;

You have GOT to be kidding me! (no appropriate smiley exist)
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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 02:35:37 PM »
Joseph Mengele would be proud........

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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 02:40:41 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on July 18, 2008, 02:35:37 PM
Joseph Mengele would be proud........

doc

as was said to me in a different thread, great minds think alike, and apparently so do ours... :cheersmate:
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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 02:41:05 PM »
How about we make him a human barbeque and feed him to the animals to see if they object?
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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 02:48:32 PM »
hmmmm...

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html

Creepy witch, it goes from part a to park k with this stuff, lol.

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« Last Edit: July 18, 2008, 02:50:24 PM by ReardenSteel »
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 02:53:04 PM »
Quote from: docstew on July 18, 2008, 02:40:41 PM
Quote from: TVDOC on July 18, 2008, 02:35:37 PM
Joseph Mengele would be proud........

doc

as was said to me in a different thread, great minds think alike, and apparently so do ours... :cheersmate:


That was me vis-a-ve us, proving the point... er, as such.
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 04:01:25 PM »
Living proof that PETA people are completely out of their minds.  :mental:
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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 04:10:08 PM »
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i. That one of my thumbs be mounted in a downward position and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, has gone against the changing tide of societal opinion and frightened and hurt animals in some egregious manner;

If this were carried out, couldn't this be construed as some sort of threat to the recipient?  Do we have to wait until she dies to carry out her wishes?
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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2008, 08:58:10 PM »
Ingrid Newkirk is a psychopath, like any serial killer and mass murderer.
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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2008, 09:19:31 PM »
I wonder why they haven't used Ed Gein as their poster boy?
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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2008, 10:05:01 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 02:27:22 PM
Via Hot Air who wonder themselves if this can possibly be real.

Ingrid Newkirk (sp?) was very serious when she wrote that years ago, it wasn't intended as a joke.
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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2008, 01:07:43 AM »
I agree with part of this lunatic's premise: His brain should be removed, dissected, and gene mapped so we can find out just how the frack a person can be so fracked up!
In the interim, the moonbat DUmmy should be caged and neutered.

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Shock statement of the day: Make this moonbat mate with Underground Panther!
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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2008, 10:46:32 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 02:27:22 PM
Via Hot Air who wonder themselves if this can possibly be real.

http://hotair.com/archives/2008/07/18/peta-founder-posts-mighty-unique-unique-will-online/

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2. While the final decision as to the use of my body remains with PETA, I make the following suggested directions:
a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;
b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;…
d. That one of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency until it stops poisoning and torturing animals in useless and cruel experiments; that the other is to be used as PETA sees fit;

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I have one.  :mental:
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Re: PETA founder's unique “unique will” (not kosher)
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2008, 08:02:02 AM »
Think I'll add this to my will.

Upon my death, or before if appropiate, make plaster molds of my fist with middle finger extended......send to all moonbats whenever they say or do something stupid.

Instructions to my heirs....Since so many will be needed, you can probably get the best price for manufacture in China or India....anywhere outside the US will do and be sure to stamp in large letters "MADE IN ??????" so they'll know the jobs were outsourced. 
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