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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2015, 12:00:16 AM »
Quote from: Delmar on May 11, 2015, 11:41:14 PM
I'm sorry.  Let me make up for it by posting a picture of her from her good side.
:thatsright: I had to encourage him!

She may be a celebrity now, and popularity brings friends. But when her 15 minutes are up, she will be forever alone. Who will put with her?
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2015, 12:03:38 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 12, 2015, 12:00:16 AM
:thatsright: I had to encourage him!

She may be a celebrity now, and popularity brings friends. But when her 15 minutes are up, she will be forever alone. Who will put with her?

Who would have her ?
What does she have to offer ?
As a hater, how can she ever love ?
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2015, 12:10:51 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 12, 2015, 12:03:38 AM
Who would have her ?
What does she have to offer ?
As a hater, how can she ever love ?
Dunham likes the smelly vag... there's plenty of that in this great big world of ours.

As long as two people can find the same thing to hate, are they ever alone?
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2015, 12:46:08 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on May 12, 2015, 12:10:51 AM
As long as two people can find the same thing to hate, are they ever alone?

That's profound, man.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2015, 06:01:31 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 12, 2015, 12:03:38 AM
Who would have her ?
What does she have to offer ?
As a hater, how can she ever love ?

Maybe . . . Someone the size of the Michelin Man?  The actual Michelin Man is too picky to be seen with her.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2015, 09:14:01 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 12, 2015, 12:03:38 AM
Who would have her ?
What does she have to offer ?
As a hater, how can she ever love ?
Rosie O'Donnell. They are two very large peas in an enormous pod.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2015, 10:31:23 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 12, 2015, 09:14:01 AM
Rosie O'Donnell. They are two very large peas in an enormous pod.

Damn, that would look like two manatees rasslin' in a mudhole.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2015, 10:53:03 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 12, 2015, 10:31:23 AM
Damn, that would look like two manatees rasslin' in a mudhole.
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

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The policies that are indorsed by this party, that they backer of which are much of the 1 percent, causes a social structure much like the one back before the Revolution.

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"Arguing with liberals...it's like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious." -- Anonymous

"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." - P. J. O'Rourke

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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2015, 12:56:34 PM »
I had to Nadin this Oxygen-Thief, as I didn't know who she was. She is a symptom and a contributer to the decline of America as a nation. She is why no one in flyover land and red state hell takes anything serious out of the mouths of any of the idiots in Hollyweird.

And because of that, I herby say the most foul curse I can utter about her: 'What's her DU name'?
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2015, 01:05:56 PM »
Quote from: RayRaytheSBS on May 12, 2015, 12:56:34 PM
I had to Nadin this Oxygen-Thief, as I didn't know who she was. She is a symptom and a contributer to the decline of America as a nation. She is why no one in flyover land and red state hell takes anything serious out of the mouths of any of the idiots in Hollyweird.

And because of that, I herby say the most foul curse I can utter about her: 'What's her DU name'?

My money's on redqueen.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2015, 01:31:32 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 12, 2015, 01:05:56 PM
My money's on redqueen.

Hi5! I'll take that bet!  :rofl:
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“Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms”

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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2015, 02:40:17 PM »
Quote from: RayRaytheSBS on May 12, 2015, 12:56:34 PM
I had to Nadin this Oxygen-Thief, as I didn't know who she was. She is a symptom and a contributer to the decline of America as a nation. She is why no one in flyover land and red state hell takes anything serious out of the mouths of any of the idiots in Hollyweird.

And because of that, I herby say the most foul curse I can utter about her: 'What's her DU name'?
She sort of looks like Loconuts but not as effeminate. 
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The policies that are indorsed by this party, that they backer of which are much of the 1 percent, causes a social structure much like the one back before the Revolution.

-Words of wisdom from Lady Freedom Returns

"Arguing with liberals...it's like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious." -- Anonymous

"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." - P. J. O'Rourke

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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2015, 02:51:37 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 14, 2015, 02:40:17 PM
She sort of looks like Loconuts but not as effeminate.

Man, those were the days!

LocoNuts and Dennis the Menace duking it out for craziest DUmmy gave us some terrific storylines.
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