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Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« on: May 10, 2015, 01:40:32 PM »
A quickie for the lurking DUmmies:

YOUR LENA:


Lena Dunham, primitive-by-proxy

OUR LENA:


Lena Miculek, 3-Gun Champion and daughter of world-renowned shooter Jerry Miculek

Any questions?
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2015, 02:01:05 PM »
I dunno, BD. I might find Dunham more credible ... as a judge in a bacon or pizza tasting contest. Dunham could also probably outdo Lena Miculek in a hotdog or pie eating contest.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2015, 02:17:38 PM »
OMG BD, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2015, 02:49:04 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on May 10, 2015, 02:01:05 PM
I dunno, BD. I might find Dunham more credible ... as a judge in a bacon or pizza tasting contest. Dunham could also probably outdo Lena Miculek in a hotdog or pie eating contest.

Don't defile bacon by asking Dunham to judge a bacon-eating contest!

Miculek also does one of the things that really matter . . . Guns!
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2015, 03:04:32 PM »
Their Lena, looks like it would require antibiotics after use.   :runaway:
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2015, 03:50:05 PM »
Their Lena eating while she's sitting on the pot.



I wonder what her DU name is?
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2015, 03:55:34 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on May 10, 2015, 02:01:05 PM
I dunno, BD. I might find Dunham more credible ... as a judge in a bacon or pizza tasting contest. Dunham could also probably outdo Lena Miculek in a hotdog or pie eating contest.

Uh. No, I wouldn't trust her for that.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2015, 04:07:40 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 10, 2015, 02:49:04 PM
Don't defile bacon by asking Dunham to judge a bacon-eating contest!

Miculek also does one of the things that really matter . . . Guns!

Trust me, I wouldn't ask her.  For all I know - and care to - Dunham might be an ovo-lacto vegetarian (will eat eggs and dairy). One can pork out on that sort of vegetarian fare as easily as on omnivore food. But her visual evidence of long-term calorie intake-expenditure imbalance would give her a greater appearance of credibility than a skinny dude or dudette would have. IYKWIM.

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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2015, 04:10:24 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on May 10, 2015, 04:07:40 PM
Trust me, I wouldn't ask her.  For all I know - and care to - Dunham might be an ovo-lacto vegetarian (will eat eggs and dairy). One can pork out on that sort of vegetarian fare as easily as on omnivore food. But her visual evidence of long-term calorie intake-expenditure imbalance would give her a greater appearance of credibility than a skinny dude or dudette would have. IYKWIM.

Gah-ROSSSS, Delmar.

Meh, maybe it's easier to say that most people mentally tend to link porcinity and eating.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2015, 04:26:40 PM »
I like our Lena more better
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2015, 11:49:48 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on May 10, 2015, 03:50:05 PM
Their Lena eating while she's sitting on the pot.



I wonder what her DU name is?

That is what is known as Fugly!
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2015, 11:56:49 PM »
Classy. :whatever:

She's so gross.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2015, 12:14:09 AM »
Quote from: Delmar on May 10, 2015, 03:50:05 PM
Their Lena eating while she's sitting on the pot.



I wonder what her DU name is?

She apparently brings her own rolls...
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2015, 12:41:04 AM »
Delmar that was just EVIL. But I Hi5'd you because the count was uneven.

Even I won't...that's just....NO! Bad Delmar! Bad!
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2015, 01:43:03 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 11, 2015, 12:41:04 AM
Delmar that was just EVIL. But I Hi5'd you because the count was uneven.

Even I won't...that's just....NO! Bad Delmar! Bad!
I don't like even numbers.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2015, 03:34:42 AM »
I wish they had a Jessie we could compare to our Jessie Duff...




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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2015, 11:18:53 AM »
Why is Lena Dunham even famous? She is not good looking, funny, cleaver, smart or a particularly good person. She must either be related to someone famous or somehow managed to extort her way to fame. I also would not rule out that she sold her soul.
   
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2015, 12:18:30 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 11, 2015, 03:34:42 AM
I wish they had a Jessie we could compare to our Jessie Duff...



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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2015, 01:18:21 PM »
I would make sure the cleaning rod was fully inserted into the breach...
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2015, 01:19:12 PM »
Conservatives have always appreciated a nice gun rack.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2015, 05:27:08 PM »
Anytime I hear a celebrity praise Lena Dunham, my assessment of their IQ plummets. It is so fashionable to jump on the feminism bandwagon that nobody ever stops to ask themselves, "Who is this person and why do I publicly support them?" Lemmings.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2015, 11:37:58 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 11, 2015, 11:18:53 AM
Why is Lena Dunham even famous? She is not good looking, funny, cleaver, smart or a particularly good person. She must either be related to someone famous or somehow managed to extort her way to fame. I also would not rule out that she sold her soul.
 

Some women resemble battle axes.
Not Lena.
She resembles a Cleaver.
And she's not very clever.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2015, 11:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 11, 2015, 12:41:04 AM
Delmar that was just EVIL. But I Hi5'd you because the count was uneven.

Even I won't...that's just....NO! Bad Delmar! Bad!

I'm sorry.  Let me make up for it by posting a picture of her from her good side.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2015, 11:42:03 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 11, 2015, 11:37:58 PM
Some women resemble battle axes.
Not Lena.
She resembles a Cleaver.
And she's not very clever.
She resembles a pear in cheap clothes.
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Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2015, 11:52:44 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on May 11, 2015, 11:41:14 PM
I'm sorry.  Let me make up for it by posting a picture of her from her good side.


Jesus H Christ, Even with that huge bag, she'd need two trips to haul ass!
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