Author Topic: The Big Guy Bids Adieu - Chapter One (Read 14921 times)

GOBUCKS · « **on:** May 08, 2015, 01:58:36 PM »

Goodbye Cruel World!

Now the Big Guy says his affliction is "FTD", which would imply it's got some connection to the delivery of floral arrangements.

And DUmmies lie, all the time.

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Fri May 8, 2015, 12:01 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (50,296 posts)

When Illness Makes a Spouse a Stranger (can we talk?)

First I want to thank the 40-50 DUers that knew about my condition and kept my deepest secret.

Why OS doesn't really exist anymore is in an old NYT article below.

I had it long before I was diagnosed with FTD (I prefer to call it brain atrophy from the article below) just before Christmas 2013. I guess I'm lucky, some victims get this in their 20's.

My new symptoms point to me having a second deadly disease (ALS) that will shorten even more the quality time I have left. Projected lifespan 2 years. I'm just waiting to see the specialist for a confirmation diagnosis. I'm in no hurry to get there.

I so desperately wanted wanted to stay on the DU through November of 2016. But I've overstayed my time, it is so obvious. All I have done is ruin what OS used to be on the DU. My own fault for wanting to stay.

On current events. I was asked to do something by a DU Hillary supporter earlier this week. I spent the time and effort. It was pointed out to me point blank this morning because of something I did a few weeks ago, a huge "stick it" was the way it was treated by many. I had already heard it through the grapevine. It still hurt. Since then I haven't been able to stop crying.

And this morning an OP brought this reply: "I think you should delete this thread, because it sounds demented."

On the money in my case.

"you don't have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference." (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/richardmn116455.html)

I've enjoyed being a part of the DU and all the friends I've made here.

As far as OS and life in the future. I won't go out violently. I won't go out on FTD's terms.

A glass to the good old days. To a win in November 2016...

OS AKA Algernon or Don Quixote

PS Make a copy before this gets locked.

http://www.theaftd.org/

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026641619

If you wonder why the Big Guy continues to embarrass himself, it's because he wants replies like this:

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Fri May 8, 2015, 12:28 PM
SoapBox (10,105 posts)
11. Please, please, please stay...

We need you.

Big Mo welcomes the competition for 2015 DOTY

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Fri May 8, 2015, 12:33 PM
Star Member mopinko (43,842 posts)
16. my dear steve

**** it all. **** the disruptors. **** the disease.
we are your friends. we will miss you terribly.
and we understand if you make some missteps. big ****ing deal.

Torchy even takes time out from her scam.

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Fri May 8, 2015, 12:39 PM
TorchTheWitch (10,850 posts)
20. Please don't leave!

I know how hard it is and have cried many tears because of people like that as well. To be kicked when you're as low as can be is the worst feeling their is even by internet strangers. I think about you so often even with all my own troubles. Please, please, don't let the vipers here chase you away!

Gina · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:03:24 PM »

Carl · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:06:16 PM »

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I so desperately wanted wanted to stay on the DU through November of 2016. But I've overstayed my time, it is so obvious. All I have done is ruin what OS used to be on the DU. My own fault for wanting to stay.

OS has always been a loser at the DUmp.

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Fri May 8, 2015, 12:39 PM
TorchTheWitch (10,850 posts)
20. Please don't leave!

I know how hard it is and have cried many tears because of people like that as well. To be kicked when you're as low as can be is the worst feeling their is even by internet strangers. I think about you so often even with all my own troubles. Please, please, don't let the vipers here chase you away!

The stripper witch is terrified she is losing one of her dupes.

67 Rover · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:07:37 PM »

Gosh, I sure do hope that he get's his carpal tunnel surgery before he shuffles off.

Carl · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:11:33 PM »

http://www.alz.org/dementia/fronto-temporal-dementia-ftd-symptoms.asp

Anything is possible but sounds like taking a shot at the disability gravy train.

CC27 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:18:28 PM »

Quote from: Carl on May 08, 2015, 02:11:33 PM

http://www.alz.org/dementia/fronto-temporal-dementia-ftd-symptoms.asp

Anything is possible but sounds like taking a shot at the disability gravy train.

All those years of scooping poop and cleaning cop cars took its toll.

Big Dog · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:50:44 PM »

Quote from: CC27 on May 08, 2015, 02:18:28 PM

All those years of scooping poop and cleaning cop cars took its toll.

So, the liver eating worms that migrated to his brain are going to starve.

Cruel, man. Cruel- to the worms.

Big Dog · « **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:53:45 PM »

Brain atrophy. It does explain so much about Omaha Steve. The same could be said of most DUmmies.

I wonder if the epidemic of atrophied brains on Skins' Island is a cause or an effect?

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:02:03 PM »

Gotta believe this brain rot he nadined up is less deadly than his combination of morbid obesity, age, and sedentary habits.

Did he tell the blood drive people about his brain rot?

Sounds like mad cow - maybe gets into the bloodstream.

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:13:41 PM »

Some mood music . . .

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYB3yyu0UrQ[/youtube]

Bad Dog · « **Reply #10 on:** May 08, 2015, 04:04:44 PM »

I'm a little concerned that we will have trouble detecting his rising dementia considering his state over the last few years.

At any rate, his promise to end it on his terms should provide top notch entertainment since he won't be able to resist spewing it all over DU. I don't want to give him ideas but, he could drag it out even further if he created a sock account for poor Marta.

lastparker · « **Reply #11 on:** May 08, 2015, 04:38:59 PM »

I stopped reading at "brain atrophy". That afflicts everyone at the DUmp.

Zathras · « **Reply #12 on:** May 08, 2015, 04:49:35 PM »

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 08, 2015, 03:13:41 PM

Some mood music . . .

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYB3yyu0UrQ[/youtube]

I was thinking something more upbeat....

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsaTElBljOE[/youtube]

Then, after he's worm food.....

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M[/youtube]

Of course I believe those should be played when any DUmbass kicks the bucket.

franksolich · « **Reply #13 on:** May 08, 2015, 05:38:55 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 08, 2015, 03:02:03 PM

Gotta believe this brain rot he nadined up is less deadly than his combination of morbid obesity, age, and sedentary habits.

^^^yeah, that.

But it sounds nicer, dying of "brain rot" rather than "gross obesity."

freedumb2003b · « **Reply #14 on:** May 08, 2015, 06:16:44 PM »

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First I want to thank the 40-50 DUers that knew about my condition and kept my deepest secret.

The deepest secret since hitlery clinton's server.

The only thing that made is secret was no on the interwebz GAVE A SHIT!

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #15 on:** May 08, 2015, 06:25:46 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on May 08, 2015, 05:38:55 PM

^^^yeah, that.

But it sounds nicer, dying of "brain rot" rather than "gross obesity."

It also removes responsibility for one's demise.

Mr Mannn · « **Reply #16 on:** May 08, 2015, 07:36:55 PM »

Most of the mental problems and brain issues at DU can be linked directly to serious drug abuse in their youth.

I worked with my church in an outreach with former drug users and they all suffered from serious brain damage. They were free of their addictions, their bodies were healthy...but their minds were a shadow of their former selves.

This is why I am so against legalizing MJ. Its a gateway drug.
Seems drug use, brain damage and liberalism are all linked.

freedumb2003b · « **Reply #17 on:** May 08, 2015, 08:00:12 PM »

Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 08, 2015, 07:36:55 PM

Most of the mental problems and brain issues at DU can be linked directly to serious drug abuse in their youth.

I worked with my church in an outreach with former drug users and they all suffered from serious brain damage. They were free of their addictions, their bodies were healthy...but their minds were a shadow of their former selves.

This is why I am so against legalizing MJ. Its a gateway drug.
Seems drug use, brain damage and liberalism are all linked.

Actually, liberalism is a gateway drug. Administered by the Baby Boomer and gen X/Y parents

diesel driver · « **Reply #18 on:** May 08, 2015, 09:43:18 PM »

Liberalism is a mental disease.

Makes it hard to diagnose true mental illness in liberals, when they start with the deck stacked against them.

freedumb2003b · « **Reply #19 on:** May 08, 2015, 09:54:34 PM »

Isn't he dead yet? I have shit to do...

98ZJUSMC · « **Reply #20 on:** May 08, 2015, 11:04:06 PM »

Quote from: freedumb2003b on May 08, 2015, 09:54:34 PM

Isn't he dead yet? I have shit to do...

He's had frontal temporal disorder since childhood.

...or maybe, it happened when he was earning that CIB? I wonder how long he had to research that one in the quest for permanent disability.

Quote from: diesel driver on May 08, 2015, 09:43:18 PM

Liberalism is a mental disease.

On display, daily.

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Makes it hard to diagnose true mental illness in liberals, when they start with the deck stacked against them.

They stacked the deck. That's why it should be no ones' responsibility but theirs, but we know the problem there.

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Quote from: BlueStateSaint on Today at 06:25:46 PM
It also removes responsibility for one's demise.

...and, once again, I should have read all the comments, first.

franksolich · « **Reply #21 on:** May 08, 2015, 11:07:43 PM »

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 08, 2015, 06:25:46 PM

It also removes responsibility for one's demise.

Uh-huh.

The big guy's ignoring his gross obesity as a factor because it's something he can do something about, but he doesn't want to do a damned thing about anything. He'd rather just lay back and be a "victim."

And this guy had hopes of running Bellevue?

obumazombie · « **Reply #22 on:** May 08, 2015, 11:14:06 PM »

Considering OS's current situation brings to mind a profound entreaty by Rodney Dangerfield to Ted Knight while Ted was putting...
"While we're young".

98ZJUSMC · « **Reply #23 on:** May 08, 2015, 11:15:26 PM »

Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 08, 2015, 07:36:55 PM

This is why I am so against legalizing MJ. Its a gateway drug.

I agree, conditionally. It is, unquestionably, a gateway for the addictive disposed. Of course, the (D)Ullards will disagree completely.

I know plenty of people who can pick it up, put it down and not smoke for months and months.

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Seems drug use, brain damage and liberalism are all linked.

Now that, I agree with completely.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #24 on:** May 09, 2015, 01:53:10 AM »

Quote from: franksolich on May 08, 2015, 11:07:43 PM

And this guy had hopes of running Bellevue?

He had this great idea for free natural gas.

It was a game changer.

But then he ran fourth in a field of four, so Bellevue still has to pay utility bills.

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Author Topic: The Big Guy Bids Adieu - Chapter One (Read 14921 times)