What kind of a menu would a restaurant have for White Appreciation Day?
Grilled cheese sammiches on white bread, and Campbell's tomato soup? Hot roast beef sammiches with instant mashed potatoes and brown gravy? Hot dogs and Kraft macaroni & cheese?
Or is all of the food white? Baked chicken (white meat only), mashed potatoes, white gravy? Cream of potato soup and crackers? Vanilla cake for dessert?
Shit, sounds like lunchtime at a nursing home.
Maybe the restaurant will pack 'em in with food from white ethnic groups. Cajun, Spanish, Portugese, French, Polish, etc. I'd go for that!