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DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« on: May 06, 2015, 11:09:23 PM »
Well, DUmmy snoopernumber is definitely one of the DUmpmonkeys who spends time here.

We were discussing the little DUmp cherub, Asher Heimermann, just a day or two ago, and miracle of miracles, DUmmy snoopernumber has the idea to look up who? The same little cherub.

Keep lurking, snoopernumber. No one wants to hear from a useless unterprimitiven, but you may learn from lurking.
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Wed May 6, 2015, 03:16 PM
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Will the Real Asher Heimermann Please Stand Up!


For some of the old timers, you might love this-  Every year or so I have been curious and had to see what would become of conference calls....well-



The real truth about Asher Heimermann

Monday, September 2, 2013

If you found your way to this page, you probably already know a bit about the long term online scammer, 19 year old Asher Heimermann.

Asher began his lenthy criminal career early in life-you only have to google his name to see the long history of online scams-from the age of about 12 on up, Asher has plied his trade online to an unsuspecting public via political scams, fake newspaper sites, scam photography and web design businesses and other online scams allowing him to take the money and run.

Asher's scams include years of political 'grifting'; he appears to run for an office, including that of the now infamous 'mayoral' race of Sheboygan in 2011. Asher begs for money online within the context of these political scams-getting himself blocked from many reputalble political sites from doing just that-begging for funds to finance his new 'political campaign.'

When enough suckers have donated to "supportasher" or one of his other 30+ donation sites , he conveniently drops out of the campaign althogether due to some fabricated emergency or obligation. In the case of the mayoral race, clever Asher actually missed the mayoral debate-calling in at the last minute as one would do if they want to skip school . Upon reviewing the documents submitted by Asher to account for the funds he collected, one sees his cell phone paid for, purchases of a brand new ipad, new high end digital cameras, multiple fast food restaurants and 200.00 to himself for 'consulting fees'- How does one consult themself? In addition to this trumped up list of "expenses" Asher often "rolls over" hundreds of dollars in campaign funds into his next political campaign. One interesting interview upon his withdrawl for the assembly seat he had been running for-Asher stated in an interview that he had an "outstanding political contract in Illinois and had to honor that contract prior to holding an 'office' in the state of Wisconsin"-needless to say, this so-called outstanding contract never existed.

Asher seemingly has an unending supply of suckers willing to donate funds to the next political campaign the scammer will run-but when he runs low on donations-it appears Asher has a solution for that as well...Pose as another politician, or at least act like you are taking contributions for a legitimate campaign! Asher created at least one website and a fake twitter account during the Wisconsin Gov. race-in the name of Tom Barrett who was running against Scott Walker. His page "Tom Barrett For Wisconsin" looked so similar to Barrett's actual page "Wisconsin for Tom Barrett" that many unsuspecting 'donors" had no idea they were donating to Asher at his self created site for contributions "asherpac" not Barrett. In addition, the twitter account "TomForGovernor" was used. Upon being asked to take down the sites or be brought up for fraud charges-the quick thinking con decided to sell the url on 'dealASite" for $1,000. Asher did this in the past with other political candidates including Mahlon Mitchell and others-all of the donations going to support Asher's lifestyle apparently. The political scams still continue today.

more-
http://sheboyganpolitics.blogspot.com/

Also, Example-

Below is not a legitimate website- If you call though you do get a "professional" sounding lady. "The office of Asher Heimermann" LOL

http://www.wisconsinpublicsafety.org/about/superintendent/

(that isn't a real badge either)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026630686



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Wed May 6, 2015, 03:20 PM
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1. "Asher Heimermann - I haven't heard that name since oh, before you were born."

I remember that little twerp. Something didn't smell right about him from the get-go.

Thanks, snooper2, this is delicious.


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Wed May 6, 2015, 03:20 PM
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2. OMG! The public safety website is hilarious.

I fell for him briefly back when he first joined up here. I felt sorry for him - just a naive kid, I thought.

Boy was I wrong and it became increasingly obvious that we had a serious problem.

Thanks for the links.


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Wed May 6, 2015, 03:21 PM
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3. Brilliant find from the old days


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Wed May 6, 2015, 07:37 PM
Star Member cbayer (144,263 posts)
14. He was good…. up to a point.

I know that I felt really, really sorry for him early on. And maybe it was even deserved, because I do think he is rather disturbed.

Things did get really mean at points, and even if he was a grifter of sorts, he was still a kid.

I don't know. I'm ambivalent.


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Wed May 6, 2015, 09:53 PM
Star Member REP (20,414 posts)
16. Some people are easily fooled

I'm just not one of them. I don't have the "just a kid" blind spot.


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Wed May 6, 2015, 07:34 PM
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12. Wow, and I thought he was "just"

a self absorbed, narcissistic little jerk.

Nice find.
What a liar!! The DUmpmonkeys adored little Asher! They encouraged him.

He was as well-loved as the chinless 'Bama butterball, Li'l Ava.
 


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Wed May 6, 2015, 07:35 PM
Star Member PeaceNikki (23,807 posts)
13. He's always been a grifter.

He was grifting here.
Another liar. Every DUmmy loved the cherubic little Asher.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2015, 11:40:25 PM »
That kid was 100% DU.  He's all yours.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2015, 11:52:54 PM »
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16. Some people are easily fooled  We know.  We know.

I'm just not one of them. Yes.  Yes, you are.

 I don't have the "just a kid" blind spot.

Many people say that after discovering they've been duped.
              

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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2015, 12:01:31 AM »
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16. Some people are easily fooled


You don't say.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2015, 12:11:37 AM »
I thought Asher came across sort of as nadin-lite except for the fact that he could write much more properly. Maybe I'm misremembering.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2015, 12:20:40 AM »
I thought Asher came across sort of as nadin-lite except for the fact that he could write much more properly. Maybe I'm misremembering.
That sounds about right.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2015, 12:33:19 AM »
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snooper2 (23,750 posts)   Wed Jan 22, 2014, 10:02 AM

Asher Heimermann looks to be doing good...

I feel like he is DU's adopted son  Some kind of Fire Department worker or something...at least he supports Obama from his page!


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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2015, 01:04:51 AM »
I am enjoying the whole thread but I must be missing a triggering event.
At what point will a lib admit they were wrong about another lib, and cut them off ?
If we could discover that and put it to use, we could clean the democrat party right out.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2015, 07:33:25 PM »
Went to that blog, his website and his facebook page. Based on the blog he runs several "online newspapers". Based on his facebook page ( https://www.facebook.com/IncidentResponse ) it looks like he's got a good rig, and he likes take photos of fires. Plus he's got a little badge. How far is it from Wisconsin to the coast of California?

I'm imagining a super site...newspaper...whatever with the all-knowing nads with her tactical helmet, gas mask and good rig and Superintendent Asher with his little badge, gun-slinger holstered flashlight and good rig. A perfect storm.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2015, 07:44:56 PM »
If the photos are the product of Assburn Hindlicker, the lad should give teh gNads, some pointers.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2015, 08:02:52 PM »
Oh my.

<<<was the one who discovered Asher.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2015, 08:13:41 PM »
If the photos are the product of Assburn Hindlicker, the lad should give teh gNads, some pointers.

Like the crazy bald dwarf, Li'l Asher hasn't found anything interesting to photograph.

But unlike nadin's painful efforts, Li'l Asher's photos are in focus, properly exposed, and frame the subject.

She really could use his help, but no one can teach nadin anything.

Besides, swindlers aren't prone to lending assistance, even precocious swindlers.


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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2015, 09:31:59 PM »
I am enjoying the whole thread but I must be missing a triggering event.
At what point will a lib admit they were wrong about another lib, and cut them off ?
If we could discover that and put it to use, we could clean the democrat party right out.

They haven't admitted it, really, they are just pretending all that shit never happened.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2015, 11:25:20 PM »
^Ah.

I have to add to my standard copy of a lib reaction...
Deny Deny Deny, Counteraccuse, deny, pretend what you(as a lib) did never happened.
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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2015, 07:44:45 AM »
^Ah.

I have to add to my standard copy of a lib reaction...
Deny Deny Deny, Counteraccuse, deny, pretend what you(as a lib) did never happened.

Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter Accusations!

It's the lib way...
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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2015, 09:45:49 AM »
The boy is a democrat, thru and thru..... :-)

He'll probably be a democrat president someday.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2015, 08:31:27 PM »
Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter Accusations!

It's the lib way...

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Re: DUmmies Discuss The Cherubic Asher Heimermann
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2015, 11:32:04 PM »
Any Asher sightings ?
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