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DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« on: May 06, 2015, 03:03:35 PM »
Pick a Bernie theme song?  Oh this is too rich. Anyone want to help them out?

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Just for fun! What should Bernie's Campaign Song be?
 
Here are a few from past elections:

10 Great Campaign Songs

Bill Clinton's was Fleetwood Mac's: 'Don't Stop Thinkin' about Tomorrow'

I kind of like 'High Hopes' for Bernie: 
{snip}

I favor Patsy Cline:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QEDb3xzdec[/youtube]

Fits both candidate and supporter.   :whatever:
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2015, 03:31:59 PM »
It was either this:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ[/youtube]


or:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2015, 03:53:51 PM »
"I'm a Loser" - Beatles

"Taxman" - Beatles

I'm sure Spike Jones' WW2 hit could easily be adapted into "Herr Sanders' Face".
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2015, 04:17:13 PM »
You're in the wrong genre for Bernie.  Think 'old, dead.'

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEX1dYyvmig[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2015, 04:40:34 PM »
Ozzy Osbourne : Crazy Train.
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2015, 04:57:17 PM »
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2015, 05:22:01 PM »
 :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

[youtube]https://youtu.be/CWpND8GhBuU[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2015, 05:22:41 PM »
I WIN.  :rant:
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2015, 05:28:19 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-bD0ZG5_2w[/youtube]Seriously? :whatever:
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2015, 05:42:39 PM »
Not being a lazy socialist, when someone mentions a song, I think of writing one. Not that I'm a particularly good song writer but it is of my effort. So here you go, Primitives, I'll see about adding some music later:

Don't be a lazy socialist
stealing a popular song
Put your pen to paper
and write a sing-a-long

We want Bernie!
(We want Bernie!)
He's the guy for us!
We don't know what he stands for
(Give us Bernie!)
So he's the guy we trust!

Don't you give us Hillary
(We want Bernie!)
We are familiar with her lies
We love her rapist husband
(Give us Bernie!)
But can't get past her thighs

Obama is a disappointment
(Give us Bernie!)
His white half's too privileged for us!
We once believed in Hope & Change
(We want Bernie!)
And now we live under his bus

So Vote for Bernie!
(Vote for Bernie!)
And if he lets us down
(No! He won't!)
We can blame an old white male
And burn the White House Down.
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2015, 05:49:48 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 06, 2015, 05:22:41 PM
I WIN.  :rant:

Well at the moment I would have to say you are certainly in the lead.  I can see Bernie even looking a bit like Edgar.   :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2015, 09:53:03 PM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnlZ5BuwpM8[/youtube]
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2015, 10:17:09 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on May 06, 2015, 05:42:39 PM
Don't be a lazy socialist
stealing a popular song
Put your pen to paper
and write a sing-a-long

We want Bernie!
(We want Bernie!)
He's the guy for us!
We don't know what he stands for
(Give us Bernie!)
So he's the guy we trust!

Don't you give us Hillary
(We want Bernie!)
We are familiar with her lies
We love her rapist husband
(Give us Bernie!)
But can't get past her thighs

Obama is a disappointment
(Give us Bernie!)
His white half's too privileged for us!
We once believed in Hope & Change
(We want Bernie!)
And now we live under his bus

So Vote for Bernie!
(Vote for Bernie!)
And if he lets us down
(No! He won't!)
We can blame an old white male
And burn the White House Down.

That is awesome, just awesome.
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2015, 10:39:58 PM »
Oh come on! A democrat had to write this song!!

The mountain is high, the valley is low
And you're confused 'bout which way to go
So I flew here to give you a hand
And lead you into the promised land
So, come on and take a free ride (free ride)
Come on and take it by my side
Come on and take a free ride
All over the country, I'm seeing the same
Nobody's winning, at this kind of game
We gotta do better, it's time to begin
You know all the answers
Must come from within
So, come on and take a free ride (free ride)
Come on and take it by my side
Come on and take a free ride
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2015, 11:30:49 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on May 06, 2015, 03:53:51 PM

"Taxman" - Beatles

That's the one.
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2015, 11:48:55 PM »
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2015, 01:12:22 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 06, 2015, 10:39:58 PM
Oh come on! A democrat had to write this song!!

The mountain is high, the valley is low
And you're confused 'bout which way to go
So I flew here to give you a hand
And lead you into the promised land
So, come on and take a free ride (free ride)
Come on and take it by my side
Come on and take a free ride
All over the country, I'm seeing the same
Nobody's winning, at this kind of game
We gotta do better, it's time to begin
You know all the answers
Must come from within
So, come on and take a free ride (free ride)
Come on and take it by my side
Come on and take a free ride
Yeah, yeah, yeah


Awesome.
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2015, 07:37:41 AM »
"They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" by Jerry Samuels, aka Napoleon XIV.
"Loser" by Three Doors Down
"Mama, Weer All Crazee Now" by Quiet Riot (Slade cover)
"The No No Song" by Ringo Starr
"Crispy Critters" by C. W. McCall
"Highway To Hell" by ACDC (can apply to Hitlery as well)
"Frankenstein" by The Edgar Winter Group
"Hungover & Hard Up" by Eric Chrich

Just to name a few...   :-)

Edit:  Just thought of another one
"The Sound Of Madness" by Shinedown
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2015, 12:00:05 AM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFZhL92W6TE[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2015, 12:14:48 AM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjQXbPBJ_1A[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2015, 01:17:20 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on May 06, 2015, 03:53:51 PM
"I'm a Loser" - Beatles

"Taxman" - Beatles

I'm sure Spike Jones' WW2 hit could easily be adapted into "Herr Sanders' Face".
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2015, 10:45:24 AM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suVB3YGIUk0[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC6D2g571fo[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxyISsA0Oh0[/youtube]
« Last Edit: May 09, 2015, 10:50:45 AM by landofconfusion80 »
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2015, 11:38:29 PM »
^Back In The USSR has got to be the best theme song for Bernie yet suggested.
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Re: DUmmy Pick a Bernie Song Contest
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2015, 06:58:54 AM »
'@$$hole,' by Denis Leary, minus the parts early in the song about liking football and books about war.
Along the same lines, 'Steve Polychronopolous,' by Adam Sandler.
Both those songs perfectly sum up the typical leftist.
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