Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?

[Carl]

Buried in all her thoughtfully composed words, TTW makes mention of all her many other bills and expenses. And slipped into the many expenses is one titled "New uniform for work"

Response to TorchTheWitch (Reply #141)

Wed May 6, 2015, 10:10 AM

B2G (4,790 posts)
152. You got a job?

Where will you be working?

Whoops. 

[fatboy]

Response to TorchTheWitch (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 04:35 PM

Star Member Corgigal (3,604 posts)

125. Do you have to stay in Phili?
 
If you want a change of location, I have a bedroom available. I live with plenty of cats and doggies. My son is away at college, so he won't be using it for over a year.

I live In S.C., near Charleston

My dear Corgigal,

I'm not going from one slum to another. Got that?

Response to Corgigal (Reply #125)

Tue May 5, 2015, 05:02 PM

Star Member Boudica the Lyoness (2,433 posts)

127. That is so kind of you.
 
I'm sure she'll jump at this generous offer.

Well actually, no.

TorchTheWitch (10,843 posts)

133. God, I've always wanted to live there in my old age!
 
I can't move far right now though. Mostly because of work options. And because my car would never make it. I swear I'll take you up on it when I become the neighborhood old crazy dog lady that I've always assumed I'd be eventually if I get that far.

But maybe....

Response to Corgigal (Reply #125)

Tue May 5, 2015, 06:29 PM

TorchTheWitch (10,843 posts)

Have you got orange trees and Spanish moss, or is that farther south?

I'm so moved by the offer though. If I didn't need to stay in the area for work and had a decent car I'd be shoving Yoshi in the back of it and flying down to Charleston. Damn me, I'm crying again! All the generosity here just blows me away!

More on the work options...

Response to Moosepoop (Reply #139)

Wed May 6, 2015, 02:24 AM

TorchTheWitch (10,843 posts)

141. I had forgotten about him, too!
 
.......Now I just have to figure out how to put gas in the car, pay the phone company before they shut me off, buy the uniform for work and OMG, buy my meds! Shit, I forgot about my meds. I have about a week and half of them left, but my Medicaid won't be approved for maybe a month yet. I think I'm ok with the other bills for a few weeks.

[GOBUCKS]

So the scam goes on!!

DUmmies are sure to fall for that "companion dog" nonsense, and vet bills might be an even more lucrative angle to play than rent money.

Torch is following one of the cardinal rules of DUmp swindles: she has a handful of accounts set up to prime the pump, repeatedly telling DUmmies about their contributions and pouring on the DUmp-shaming. These secondary accounts are also great for attacking cynics.

The story about smashing her face into the refrigerator sets up some nice emergency-room, infection, and medication angles to exploit.

I don't see Torch as a second coming of bobbo the Hobo. DUmmy bobbolink was a sick, hateful, paranoid nut, while Torch is a stone-cold swindler.

Torch is still a stripper - the DUmmies are the drunk, lonely, fat guy sitting with her at the bar, buying her $10 watered-down drinks while she tells them how cool they are.

[Gina]

I was starting to wonder that TTW and Moosewhatever sounded alike.  I did giggle at the bashing her head in slipping. I love slapstick humor.

[GOBUCKS]

Wed May 6, 2015, 01:15 PM
TorchTheWitch (10,848 posts)

It keeps getting better, and now DUmmy Torch is using one of those DUmp dog whistles, "business days":
181. it's a little complicated how the court counts the days
As I understand it, I have 20 days to file my Answer to the Complaint within 20 days from the date that the Complaint was filed with the court. The court counts the day that it was filed as Day #1. Since Day #20 (my last day to file the Answer) falls on a weekend when the court is closed then the last day for me to file it would be the next business day which would be Monday, May 11th. I need to check with the clerk's office to be absolutely certain of this though since I can't be a single minute late.

Incidentally, we're only six days (four business days) away from the ninth anniversary of Karl Rove's secret indictment, which marked the drunken Pitt's final fall from DUmp greatness:

During the course of that meeting, Fitzgerald served attorneys for former Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove with an indictment charging the embattled White House official with perjury and lying to investigators related to his role in the CIA leak case, and instructed one of the attorneys to tell Rove that he has 24 business hours to get his affairs in order, high level sources with direct knowledge of the meeting said Saturday morning.

http://truth-out.org/archive/component/k2/item/62791:karl-rove-indicted-on-charges-of-perjury-lying-to-investigators

It took a week for the DUmp to finally realize that Pitt and his drug-addled sidekick Leopold made this up out of thin air.

Day after day they kept the champagne on ice, constantly refreshing CNN and NY Times sites, waiting for the legitimate press to acknowledge Pitt's scoop.

It was a great week, watching them gradually lose hope and start attacking the drunken Pitt.

[Boudicca]

Ok nevermind the obvious life failure  but apparently she's so inept she would rather slip on a floor rather then buy a 2.00 aluminum pan to put under her fridge just to rig it to keep it from dripping on the floor? No wonder the landlords place is falling down around her when she's rotting the floorboards put and setting the place up for a mold jungle with the freely dripping fridge condensor. One can only imagine all the other stuff she's letting go being a helpless idiot with no pride. And here I am a renter and just mulched my landlords yard, fertilized and fed the lawn, and even made a little step walkway in our front garden. I so despise other renters who think renting means do nothing and don't give a shit.

DH and I rented a house in Swabia province in Germany, back in the late 1980'to early 1990's.  We had three American neighbors.  They didn't bother to keep up their yards and all the German neighbors noticed.  I actually had one of the American women have the gall to tell me that since MY driveway was cleared of snow I should come over a work on hers.  Mind you, this was the same winter I was by myself with two kids (5 and 3), 45 miles from my husband's unit, the mail box, commissary, etc. and he was deployed to Desert Storm.  This woman had no kids, a husband who was not deployed and geez, I guess cuz my husband was a W-1 and hers was a CPT I was supposed to jump through hoops.  I did happen to mention later that I had been a Captain (just like her hubby) and if she was so enamoured of RANK she should have done like I did and get her own commission, not try to pull her husband's rank cuz I was underwhelmed.  I did have really uncordial relations with the Americans living there, but had a great relationship with all the Germans.
I don't know if she was a Republican or Democrat, but she sure was a beyotch. 

[Tess Anderson]

Response to mariuma (Reply #144)Wed May 6, 2015, 05:36 AM
Star Member sunnystarr (2,350 posts)
145. I agree ...

In fact Moosepoop sounds so incredibly like TTW it sends up a red flag on her safety.

Response to cwydro (Reply #156)Wed May 6, 2015, 11:18 AM
B2G (4,811 posts)
160. Facebook page is now setup!

Progress!

https://www.facebook.com/newton.marya.ellen

Marya Newtin/Felsot/Berry supposedly lives in Arizona but she did live in San Diego before.

scam

[Chris_]

DH and I rented a house in Swabia province in Germany, back in the late 1980'to early 1990's.  We had three American neighbors.  They didn't bother to keep up their yards and all the German neighbors noticed.  I actually had one of the American women have the gall to tell me that since MY driveway was cleared of snow I should come over a work on hers.  Mind you, this was the same winter I was by myself with two kids (5 and 3), 45 miles from my husband's unit, the mail box, commissary, etc. and he was deployed to Desert Storm.  This woman had no kids, a husband who was not deployed and geez, I guess cuz my husband was a W-1 and hers was a CPT I was supposed to jump through hoops.  I did happen to mention later that I had been a Captain (just like her hubby) and if she was so enamoured of RANK she should have done like I did and get her own commission, not try to pull her husband's rank cuz I was underwhelmed.  I did have really uncordial relations with the Americans living there, but had a great relationship with all the Germans.
I don't know if she was a Republican or Democrat, but she sure was a beyotch.

Pentagon Proposes Controversial Policy Assigning Ranks To Military Spouses 

[Boudicca]

Pentagon Proposes Controversial Policy Assigning Ranks To Military Spouses 

As sad sack as the current military command structure is, beginning with the Head Job in Chief, it wouldn't surprise me if this weren't true.  And, I'm still willing get in some bitch's face who thinks she wears her husband's rank.

[obumazombie]

What are the chances that TTW is lurking in some of these threads to hone her scam ?
I give it at least even money.

[GOBUCKS]

And, I'm still willing get in some bitch's face who thinks she wears her husband's rank.

I don't know.

I've always heard that bases in Alaska and Greenland are manned by officers who lost their tempers and did that.