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I'm going to be homeless
   
Thank you to those people that donated for me. I don't have any way to identify anyone that did through paypal since paypal has no way to do that like gofundme does. In any case, I couldn't come anywhere close to the money I have to pay the court tomorrow, and with both me and my case worker begging again for my family to even loan me the money they won't budge.

I'm only going to have ten days starting tomorrow before I'm physically removed from here. I'm going to have to turn off my internet service by then so I won't be continually billed for something I can't use anyway. I'm going to also lose my beloved dog and I can't even find a decent place for him in time. I can't even bear thinking of that. My family won't even store my things for me, and I don't even see how it's possible for me to hold a job when living on the street anyway.

I never got a job because my family was hammering at me to go through these utterly useless social services and get a case worker. I love my case worker and she's frustrated as hell that they won't help me to avoid all this and for her to get me into another place with my dog and my things so I even have a chance at having a life. So I do everything they say and get a case worker and my family won't bloody listen to her, so now I don't even know what that was all for. Had I just ignored them and gotten a job like I wanted to do instead of wasting all my time on this social services rubbish I'd be able to pay the court and buy this time myself. I thought they wanted to help me, and all they did was screw me. My own family. And just now I got the most ugly email from my brother that makes me feel like a piece of dirt.

I've never been so low, and I know it's going to get a million times worse.

Call me a suspicious bunny but I can't help but think there's more here than we're being told.

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3. I have a possible rental for you...with dog...in Philly.

Check your pm.

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5. So sorry, this must be scary for you. You probably have these contacts through your case worker

but just in case:

Covenant House
www.covenanthousepa.org

31 E Armat St
Philadelphia, PA
(215) 951-5411
Victory House of Lehigh Valley
www.victoryhouselv.org

314 Fillmore St
Bethlehem, PA
(610) 691-3373
Agape Family Shelter
www.lebanonrescuemission.org

139 S 9th St
Lebanon, PA
(717) 272-6573
Homeless Advocacy Project
www.homelessadvocacyproject.org

1429 WALNUT STREET, 15TH FLOOR
Philadelphia, PA
(215) 523-9595
Good Samaritan Shelter
www.goodsamshelter.org

141 High St
Phoenixville, PA
(610) 933-9305
CHS Homeless Assistance Programs
www.chscorp.org

1945 Fifth Ave
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 246-1640
Next Step Center Inc
www.nextstepcenter.org

406 Stoystown Rd
Somerset, PA
(814) 444-8588


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9. I don't live in Philly

I have to go to the place that my county has and it's full. I just don't have the strength for this anymore. I've been so beaten up by my family I just feel like a total piece of dirt they always wanted to scrape off their shoes anyway. I haven't even seen them in seven years, I never tell them anything about me and they're just so sure that they knew all along that I was just a fruitcake to stupid to hold down a job yet they also know that I've worked my whole life. Far longer than they did since they had the chance to go to school past high school and I never did. Yet it's a knife in my heart all the same.

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10. In your original thread I linked to TWO Akita rescue groups in PA

TWO.

And as for Yoshi here is the website for an Akita rescue group. They will help you find a temporary foster home for Yoshi until you have another place to live and job:

http://www.bigeastakitarescue.net/

http://akita.rescueshelter.com/Pennsylvania


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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2015, 12:15:49 AM »
Pam Dawson has space in her basement where Mark's drunken buddy used to live.

There's also supposed to be a space opening up in Bellevue, Nebraska soon, but it won't be rent-free, since the landlady is going to really need the money.

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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2015, 12:21:08 AM »
Torchy's scam is falling apart.

She should have enough money from TorchyScam 2.0 to buy a bus ticket anywhere, with enough left over to get a little pet carrier for her dog.
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2015, 12:36:36 AM »
Good thing about being a stripper... she won't have much clothes to pack.
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2015, 01:12:15 AM »
Call me a suspicious bunny but I can't help but think there's more here than we're being told.

Sure there is.

There always is; the sorts of information that doesn't reflect well on the primitive.
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2015, 04:05:52 AM »
Good thing about being a stripper... she won't have much clothes to pack.

Bad thing about being an old worn-out stripper from Pennsyltucky....nobody wants to see that much less pay for it.

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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2015, 06:21:22 AM »
Half know she is scamming them for dope money (sooner or later she will insist she needs everything in cash) and the other half want to feel good about themselves by asking if they can help after ignoring her last thread for weeks.  :lmao:

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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2015, 09:51:50 AM »
I don't doubt J23's intent to be helpful, but I couldn't help notice a bit of irony in hist list of shelter orgs. At least 3 of the 7 are at least nominally Christian. They won't have a problem with her past "career", but TTW may be so convinced of anti-Christian stereotypes that she might be reluctant to go to them. Assuming, of course, that TTW's real situation is something close to what she describes.
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2015, 10:01:51 AM »
Yeah, those are the idiots I want in charge of my country.  :whatever:
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2015, 10:30:12 AM »
Stevenumbers is sending Torchy PMs like a mother****er.
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2015, 10:58:20 AM »

     I have a pretty simple solution for her: find a home for the dog, and kill herself.

     Has anyone else suggested that to her? Kill herself? That seems like the best outcome for everyone, especially the dog.
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2015, 11:10:43 AM »
     I have a pretty simple solution for her: find a home for the dog, and kill herself.

     Has anyone else suggested that to her? Kill herself? That seems like the best outcome for everyone, especially the dog.

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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2015, 11:44:13 AM »
I thought that it was always sunny in Philadelphia.
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2015, 01:15:16 PM »
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Has anyone else suggested that to her? Kill herself?

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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2015, 01:20:56 PM »
Um, shouldn't she give the money back if it's not enough to pay off the request she made? Or is she just going to keep the money?






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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2015, 01:23:22 PM »
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9. I don't live in Philly

I have to go to the place that my county has and it's full. I just don't have the strength for this anymore. I've been so beaten up by my family I just feel like a total piece of dirt they always wanted to scrape off their shoes anyway. I haven't even seen them in seven years, I never tell them anything about me and they're just so sure that they knew all along that I was just a fruitcake to stupid to hold down a job yet they also know that I've worked my whole life. Far longer than they did since they had the chance to go to school past high school and I never did. Yet it's a knife in my heart all the same.

 :bs:  You really are a victim aren't you?  This is pathetic and I can see why your family would not see you for 7 years.  You only come back when you need them?  I bet you are a real nasty person in real life.   

I hope no one else falls for your "story".






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Re: Like clockwork, here comes TTW back for some more gimmes
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2015, 01:37:52 PM »
Please bring over what you are noting.
It's the same topic SSB posted at the top of the page.
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2015, 01:39:36 PM »
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2015, 01:40:07 PM »
Can't she hang out behind the dumpster with that DUmmie that lives in AZ giving bj's for five bucks?

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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2015, 01:50:06 PM »
Torchy, among other primitives, should read their bullshit begging posts as if they were a different person.

Pretend to be a business person who has to estimate taxes four times a year, meet a payroll and pay for their employees health care.

Pretend to be a hard working employee just barely scraping by, seeing the huge chunk withheld from their pay check every week.

Pretend to be somebody competent, using skills they've honed over a life time to make a living.

Pretend to be anybody but the bum you are, Torchy, and see how it reads.

Maybe if you role play being someone competent, it will rub off. But for goodness sake, stop assaulting people with your self-made misery.
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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2015, 02:02:27 PM »
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they're just so sure that they knew all along that I was just a fruitcake to stupid to hold down a job

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Re: Anybody got a place for an aging, bat shit crazy stripper?
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2015, 02:10:38 PM »
Her problem is a failure to plan properly for her advancing age.

She thought people would always pay good money to look at her ass.

While Rule 34 of the internet teaches us that's to some extent true, it's not nearly enough to sustain the stripper lifestyle of drugs and extravagance.

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« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2015, 02:43:44 PM »
Her problem is a failure to plan properly for her advancing age.

She thought people would always pay good money to look at her ass.
While Rule 34 of the internet teaches us that's to some extent true, it's not nearly enough to sustain the stripper lifestyle of drugs and extravagance.

That's an idea actually!  People could pay to see her go away..forever.  :-)






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