Roll Call in Al Sharpton's new national police will be difficult:
Sergeant: "102 Sector. Shabazz, you're riding with X."
"Sarge, which 'Shabazz'?"
(Chorus of voices) "Yeah!"
"Ummm... Malik Shabazz."
"Sarge, which 'Malik Shabazz'?"
(Smaller chorus of voices) "Yeah!"
"Ah... the tall one."
"10-4, sarge."
(short pause)
(different voice) "Sarge, which 'X'?"
(chorus of different voices) "Yeah!"
Sergeant: "We're going to be here all ****ing night."