Author Topic: Torchy the stripper witch desperate for more weed and blow (Read 7328 times)

Carl · « **on:** April 30, 2015, 11:03:40 PM »

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026597184

Impossibly long and tortured begging OP so just the beginning.

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UPDATE on my horrible situation

I've been as low as the underbelly of a snake for awhile that's gotten so much worse day by day since I'm playing a rigged beat the clock game with the stinking court. My slumlord/scumlord/landloon/Satan's spawn of a beast got an attorney and filed a Complaint against me in the same county court as my appeal but the Complaint doesn't even mention her eviction in district court or my appeal both of which she new of before the Complaint was filed. Not only that, she blames all the damages here on ME! I'm writing the Answer myself though I'm going to need to get no-cost attorney help since I'm not sure how much I should be saying about everything (including VERY interesting things about the scumlord that a couple of particularly fantastic DUer's ferreted out for me!) in the New Matter part or if I should be doing a New Matter with a Counterclaim. I'm familiar with these Answers since I did tons all those years I worked as a legal secretary and paralegal though I never knew a thing about landlord/tenant legal disputes, and all the ones I did were mostly boilerplate or the attorney would dictate what to write on a dictaphone machine.

I also have to make a ton of copies since there's a HUGE amount of exhibits that go with it, and I've now got VERY little money to my name, and I know I'll need to get both color and black ink for my printer to do this. Yesterday I counted out what was in my change jar and was over the moon that I actually have about $35 whole dollars!!! Duer Texasgal was so great and donated money to my paypal account so I can get a bag of chow for Yoshi since he now only has a few days of food left.

I FINALLY got a case worker and met with her for hours yesterday, so I'm feeling much better about things. Together we still have to come up with $1250 by May 5th (just found out from the court that my last day to pay them is the 5th rather than the 6th that I've been thinking for so long because they count 30 days from the day I filed the appeal with the day that I filed - April 6th - as Day #1 and count down 30 days that way - UGH!) I HAVE to pay the court or the appeal that's been at least keeping a roof over my head, keeping Yoshi, and my stuff and also give HER time to dig up every resource she can find to keep helping me to get the hell out of here before I'd have to pay the court again. So, I'm REALLY scared that no matter what we do together we still won't be able to come up with the amount I have to pay the court or my whole life is just over... I lose a roof over my head with a bathroom, I lose Yoshi, and I lose every damn thing I own that I worked like a dog all my adult life for including all those things like personal papers, sentimental things from as far back as my childhood, my Dad's photographs that are almost all the artwork on my walls (my dad passed away in '98 and he was my hero), and on and on.

Idiocy at link

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Response to TorchTheWitch (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:03 PM

steve2470 (26,390 posts)
1. kick and rec! nt

We know you want to ask for a trade of a BJ for 10 bucks steve.

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 04:20 PM

F4lconF16 (2,396 posts)
4. Kick and rec

I hope we can help. I'll put in what I can No shame in needing help, too.

Just send powder enough for a couple of lines.

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 05:11 PM

ColesCountyDem (3,808 posts)
6. Kick and rec!

Stay strong, m'dear! DU-ers have HUGE hearts!

In other words "Molest a kid like I did and watch the bucks roll in"

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 05:56 PM

chervilant (6,678 posts)
10. OMG!

I wish I could help you! I am in a similar conundrum--59 years old, and unemployed. I cannot find a job. No one will hire me. I have had to ask for help, and I asked Skinner if I could post my need as you have done, but I haven't heard back from him.

There are so many of us hurting and in need. I try to hold onto my optimism, but it's hard.

If I can proofread or do anything labor wise that could help, please let me know.

I wrote this post to K&R, since that's about all I can do. I hope you get the help you need!

Another beggar,yet smartest of the smart in the wings.

Be proud mongrels.

franksolich · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:07:25 PM »

She's raised $1,026--the goal's $4,000--from 27 primitives in 23 days.

http://www.gofundme.com/slumlord-escape

Carl · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:15:16 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on April 30, 2015, 11:07:25 PM

She's raised $1,026--the goal's $4,000--from 27 primitives in 23 days.

http://www.gofundme.com/slumlord-escape

That grand was smoked and sniffed a month ago.

Big Dog · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:28:19 PM »

Quote from: Carl on April 30, 2015, 11:03:40 PM

Another beggar,yet smartest of the smart in the wings.

Be proud mongrels.

Grifters, begging from other grifters. It's a brilliant plan, torchy. Just ****ing brilliant.

Hey, torchy. I know where you can get some slightly used $10 bills.

DUmpsterDiver · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:49:25 PM »

How this pole smoker finds time to write such prose makes me suspect oral constipation.

Mr Mannn · « **Reply #5 on:** May 01, 2015, 12:48:08 AM »

Quote from: DUmpsterDiver on April 30, 2015, 11:49:25 PM

How this pole smoker finds time to write such prose makes me suspect oral constipation.

You got nuthing but time in the poky.

sharkhawk · « **Reply #6 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:13:23 AM »

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Yesterday I counted out what was in my change jar and was over the moon that I actually have about $35 whole dollars!!!

I bet Torch wished she had saved some of those $10 bills instead of using them to wipe her ass.

obumazombie · « **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:15:06 AM »

A lot of K & Rs being thrown around in there.

dutch508 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 01, 2015, 03:45:18 AM »

Quote from: DUmpsterDiver on April 30, 2015, 11:49:25 PM

How this pole smoker finds time to write such prose makes me suspect oral constipation.

If she blew more she'd have more blow. Ask LFR...

fatboy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2015, 08:19:15 AM »

DUmmy Fumesucker puts the moves on DUmmy pole dancer.

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 03:20 PM

Fumesucker (40,231 posts)

3. If I was anywhere near you I'd take Yoshi in for you until you get stable...

My little Trixie gets along with every other animal (and person) she's ever been around.. I'd take you in too but I live in an RV and there's no room for another person.

Only one bed in the old RV. So, which one of us is gonna sleep in it?

Gina · « **Reply #10 on:** May 01, 2015, 08:44:10 AM »

If she spent as much time as she spends on her "injustices" she might just have a good paying job.

Big Dog · « **Reply #11 on:** May 01, 2015, 08:47:34 AM »

Quote from: fatboy on May 01, 2015, 08:19:15 AM

DUmmy Fumesucker puts the moves on DUmmy pole dancer.

Only one bed in the old RV. So, which one of us is gonna sleep in it?

Torchy the Stripper Witch would say, "I'll take the pole."

Jump on it, fumesucker!

Carl · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2015, 08:52:01 AM »

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Thu Apr 30, 2015, 10:35 PM

TorchTheWitch (10,825 posts)
20. UPDATE to the UPDATE - I'd been stuck in a traffic jam FOREVER

Just what I needed. We sat going absolutely nowhere for so long that most people turned their cars off, got out and wandered around gossiping about what could have caused this jam up. By the time we finally got moving again there was nothing to see, so I still don't know what the hell that was all about.

And then I get home finally and my piece of junk Logitech mouse crapped out totally, so I had to go to Staples and waste like $25 on a mouse that works. Yeah,that is a real need when you claim to have only 35 bucks to your name

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So, even though my rent was always due by the 15th of the month, now I have to pay the court according to their rules of when it's paid. And the only way they accept payment is in person in the clerk's office (it used to be called the Prothonotary's office, but they more recently changed it to something else... office of judicial support or something like that - I just call it the clerk's office). It also has to be paid in actual cash bills and they can make change, but not usually for bigger bills, so you really can't risk not bringing the exact amount in cash bills your you might be in the soup if it's your last day to pay.I wonder what other interactions only allows cash transactions in small bills?

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