Not.a.circle.jerk.by.any.stretch.im.die.Thursday.thread

[Schadenfreude]

I am so going to tear up this thread. Short Bus tallyhoooooooooo!

Is this going to be one of those infamous threads with the suposedly racy Schade pics that every CCer has seen but me? 

I'm only asking because i already need a cigarette. 

Get the whole pack ready, friend. 

Some CCers had all the luck, lol. But hey, when you gotta do your job, no hard feelings. (aw crap, I'm already getting punny)

You have seen me.... 

I've heard tails of a glorious tail and my imagination is second to none.    Does that count?

A legend to be sure. 

[Schadenfreude]

I see an invisible member (I've got a good eye for those kind of things) and yet I am under strict guidelines not to divulge their identity.... it's not you RS. 

I haven't drunk enough to be invisable yet. 

It's like my big old dog who jumps on the sofa, as soon as I get close to her.... she shuts her eyes as if I do not see her. 

When I take my cat for extended visits to my mom's, my cat sits on my lap and my mom's cat comes to investigate and my cat moans and complains and hisses until I cover her eyes and then she stops.  If she looks over my hand and sees the other cat again, she starts up again but if she can't see the other cat she can't complain.

That is really interesting, although I am surprised that the sense of smell doesn't kick in and still drive her nuts. 

Maybe she doesn't like the way the other cat is eyeballing her. 

I think I could parlay my cat's and your dog's philosophy into a lucrative career as a motivational speaker:

If you want to be happy but then see something you don't like, something that offends you or makes you angry, just don't look.

I like it, we should target miserable liberals. They are always looking to be offended and angry.

[Duke Nukum]

I see an invisible member (I've got a good eye for those kind of things) and yet I am under strict guidelines not to divulge their identity.... it's not you RS. 

I haven't drunk enough to be invisable yet. 

It's like my big old dog who jumps on the sofa, as soon as I get close to her.... she shuts her eyes as if I do not see her. 

When I take my cat for extended visits to my mom's, my cat sits on my lap and my mom's cat comes to investigate and my cat moans and complains and hisses until I cover her eyes and then she stops.  If she looks over my hand and sees the other cat again, she starts up again but if she can't see the other cat she can't complain.

That is really interesting, although I am surprised that the sense of smell doesn't kick in and still drive her nuts. 

Maybe she doesn't like the way the other cat is eyeballing her. 

I think I could parlay my cat's and your dog's philosophy into a lucrative career as a motivational speaker:

If you want to be happy but then see something you don't like, something that offends you or makes you angry, just don't look.

I like it, we should target miserable liberals. They are always looking to be offended and angry.

Yeah but they don't have any money, I said LUCRATIVE! 

Plus, I want to be happy too so if I looked out at an audience of DUmmies and Primitives I would have to not look.

[Thor]

I iz a cheap date.   

Hell, sometime SHE even PAYS !!!!   

[Schadenfreude]

I've really no clue what this thread is with regards too, but aww... there's quite a few gorgeous personalities here, so I want to join!

All you need is one eye and a taste for adventure. 

[Schadenfreude]

I see an invisible member (I've got a good eye for those kind of things) and yet I am under strict guidelines not to divulge their identity.... it's not you RS. 

I haven't drunk enough to be invisable yet. 

It's like my big old dog who jumps on the sofa, as soon as I get close to her.... she shuts her eyes as if I do not see her. 

When I take my cat for extended visits to my mom's, my cat sits on my lap and my mom's cat comes to investigate and my cat moans and complains and hisses until I cover her eyes and then she stops.  If she looks over my hand and sees the other cat again, she starts up again but if she can't see the other cat she can't complain.

That is really interesting, although I am surprised that the sense of smell doesn't kick in and still drive her nuts. 

Maybe she doesn't like the way the other cat is eyeballing her. 

I think I could parlay my cat's and your dog's philosophy into a lucrative career as a motivational speaker:

If you want to be happy but then see something you don't like, something that offends you or makes you angry, just don't look.

I like it, we should target miserable liberals. They are always looking to be offended and angry.

Yeah but they don't have any money, I said LUCRATIVE! 

Plus, I want to be happy too so if I looked out at an audience of DUmmies and Primitives I would have to not look.

I can see your dilemma..... a bunch of filthy hippies as clients, no thanks! 

[Schadenfreude]

I iz a cheap date.   

Hell, sometime SHE even PAYS !!!!   

Only sometimes....

I got your message, congrats on the interview and best of luck. I hope you get the job. 

[Schadenfreude]

I iz a cheap date.   

Pff with that heresy!  A cheap date... it'd be a priceless memory!

Vonne, you are a true romantic.

[ReardenSteel]

For reasons that shall remain nameless, I took a short absence. I am back now fully engaged in a new bottle of wine and already on a second cigarette.

So.

What ya drinkin CC?

[Chris_]

For reasons that shall remain nameless, I took a short absence. I am back now fully engaged in a new bottle of wine and already on a second cigarette.

So.

What ya drinkin CC?

I'm opening my second bottle of Blue Moon.   Very tasty.   

[djones520]

For reasons that shall remain nameless, I took a short absence. I am back now fully engaged in a new bottle of wine and already on a second cigarette.

So.

What ya drinkin CC?

I'm at work on my birthday.  I'll take a beer.  Any type.

[Schadenfreude]

For reasons that shall remain nameless, I took a short absence. I am back now fully engaged in a new bottle of wine and already on a second cigarette.

So.

What ya drinkin CC?

Franzia White Zin in the box since 1906 with stayfresh bladder and dripfree spigot....from a coffee cup. 

[ReardenSteel]

For reasons that shall remain nameless, I took a short absence. I am back now fully engaged in a new bottle of wine and already on a second cigarette.

So.

What ya drinkin CC?

I'm opening my second bottle of Blue Moon.   Very tasty.   

Oh my! (Blue moon is good)

I only finished off a (large bottle) Woodbridge Pinot Noir from yestersay and started a fresh Red Bicyclette Syrah. (and I don't even now what syrah IS!) I guess I should drink faster, lol.

[Schadenfreude]

For reasons that shall remain nameless, I took a short absence. I am back now fully engaged in a new bottle of wine and already on a second cigarette.

So.

What ya drinkin CC?

I'm at work on my birthday.  I'll take a beer.  Any type.

Is it tomorrow in Japan? Happy Birthday babyface.

[Schadenfreude]

I am surrounded by high class men to be sure.

Hold on, I will grab my faux fur stole while wearin' nuthin underneath. 

[Schadenfreude]

Oh my! (Blue moon is good)

I only finished off a (large bottle) Woodbridge Pinot Noir from yestersay and started a fresh Red Bicyclette Syrah. (and I don't even now what syrah IS!) I guess I should drink faster, lol.

Indeed those Belgians brew some amazing lagers 

Syrah is Shiraz, phenomenal stuff

One question, does it come with an easy poor tap? 

[Chris_]

For reasons that shall remain nameless, I took a short absence. I am back now fully engaged in a new bottle of wine and already on a second cigarette.

So.

What ya drinkin CC?

I'm opening my second bottle of Blue Moon.   Very tasty.   

Oh my! (Blue moon is good)

I only finished off a (large bottle) Woodbridge Pinot Noir from yestersay and started a fresh Red Bicyclette Syrah. (and I don't even now what syrah IS!) I guess I should drink faster, lol.

I have not had any kind of wine since New Year's.   I used to be more the Bailey's type of gal, but that became too expensive a habit, so I go with beer.   

Woodbridge Pinot Noir is pretty good, from what I remember (it's what my mom drinks).

[Schadenfreude]

My brother brings belgian beer to family gatherings. He brought both Duvel and Delirium Tremens.... i was really smashed after one Duvel, I should not have had the 2nd. 

[Schadenfreude]

Don't mind me, I am invisible.

[djones520]

For reasons that shall remain nameless, I took a short absence. I am back now fully engaged in a new bottle of wine and already on a second cigarette.

So.

What ya drinkin CC?

I'm at work on my birthday.  I'll take a beer.  Any type.

Is it tomorrow in Japan? Happy Birthday babyface.

Babyface?  Why if I wasn't bound by regulations I'd just grow out my straggly stubble just to show you.  

[Schadenfreude]

One question, does it come with an easy poor tap? 

Hun, you'd never have to pour your own... especially while wearing that that was mentioned earlier

Oh that unmentionable unmentionable that I was without? Would you still respect me? 

[Schadenfreude]

For reasons that shall remain nameless, I took a short absence. I am back now fully engaged in a new bottle of wine and already on a second cigarette.

So.

What ya drinkin CC?

I'm at work on my birthday.  I'll take a beer.  Any type.

Is it tomorrow in Japan? Happy Birthday babyface.

Babyface?  Why if I wasn't bound by regulations I'd just grow out my straggly stubble just to show you.  

I've been around since Christ was a Corporal.

[Schadenfreude]

I'm starting to ponder fun possible REAL reasons, ReardenSteal went away for a bit 

He was finding himself. 

[ReardenSteel]

So ReardenSteal had an urgent ______ this afternoon.

Cigarette, cigarette, cigarette for farks sake. 

I mentioned at this very site that I quite smoking on January first. (that lasted until my little brothers wedding in June. LOL)


Schade gave good cause for a "time out". Really set me straight on something.

[Schadenfreude]

So ReardenSteal had an urgent ______ this afternoon.

Cigarette, cigarette, cigarette for farks sake. 

I mentioned at this very site that I quite smoking on January first. (that lasted until my little brothers wedding in June. LOL)


Schade gave good cause for a "time out". Really set me straight on something.

Ok... I just spit my Franzia.