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Offline Happy Fun Ball

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Movies more popular than Congress
« on: July 17, 2008, 05:48:38 PM »
If Congress were rated on Rotten Tomatoes, these stinkers would still have a higher rating than they do right now:

  • Gothika - 15%
  • I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry - 15%
  • Pokémon the Movie 2000 - 14%
  • Superhero Movie - 13%
  • Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 - 13%
  • Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen - 13%
  • The Grudge 2 - 12%
  • Dungeons & Dragons - 11%
  • Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo - 11%
  • Pathfinder - 11%
  • Catwoman - 10%
  • Bad Company - 10%
  • The Wedding Date - 10%
  • Fool's Gold - 10%
  • Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - 10%
  • Freddy Got Fingered - 10%
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Re: Movies more popular than Congress
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 05:53:12 PM »
Pathfinder was actually a decent movie.  I thought so at least.
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Re: Movies more popular than Congress
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 05:58:00 PM »
I tried watching it once. I got about a third of the way through before I got too bored of it.
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Re: Movies more popular than Congress
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 06:01:37 PM »
I thought Dungeons and Dragons was a fairly decent representation of the game as well.  Nothing to win academy awards over, but not a horrible movie.  The sequal sucked more balls then a drunk DUmmie though.
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Re: Movies more popular than Congress
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 06:08:15 PM »
Heh, I just picked ones out of random (mostly). I would have included Manos: The Hands of Fate as well, but it had an 8% rating.

Well, it does give Congress something to shoot for anyway.
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Re: Movies more popular than Congress
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 07:06:25 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on July 17, 2008, 06:01:37 PM
I thought Dungeons and Dragons was a fairly decent representation of the game as well.  Nothing to win academy awards over, but not a horrible movie.  The sequal sucked more balls then a drunk DUmmie though.
As awful as D&D was, and it was pretty bad, I did enjoy watching Jeremy Irons chew the scenery.

The main characters sort of reminded me of watered down versions Star Trek:TOS cast.  But it's been a long time since I watched it, I just kind of remember an elf or something could have been plugged into the Star Trek universe as a Vulcan.

Awful, awful refuse but better than the remake of Planet of the Apes and Final Fantasy: The Idiocy Within, which I got all of them from Netflix about the same time.
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