If the earth suddenly stopped rotating, those twin airbags may save the coach's life.
I've been concerned about certain casualties the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse--BainsBane, the seabeyond bitch, the red queen primitive, and the Bostonian beanie--took last autumn, when they wreaked havoc all over Skins's island.
I suspect our good friend Laelth was one of them, as it's been a very long time since we saw him.
The guy went all the way with BainsBane, agreeing with her 100% on everything, but she went too far in insisting he cut off his poker and have a hole drilled there, and grow a pair further up above.
That, he wasn't willing to do.
But it wouldn't have made any difference, because our good friend Laelth would still
have once been a man, and the women's-libbers would still be uncomfortable with him.