Has anyone ever noticed how much a primitive's writing reflects what the primitive actually looks like, in real life?
The most prominent instance of this appears with the cousin, nadin, whose style is sloppy, slovenly, negligent, careless, and rude.
Which pretty much matches up how she looks.
Another good instance would be Big Mo, whose writing although not nearly as sloppy as nadin's, is still pretty sloppy.
And we all know Big Mo isn't going to make the "best dressed women" list anytime soon.
Finally, thunderthighs, the fizzgig primitive, whose writing is a tad bit better than Big Mo's, but still slobbish.