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Offline Carl

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Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« on: April 08, 2015, 09:56:45 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026473464

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*** My gofundme Page ***
It looks stupid, but I can't figure out how to edit stuff like the size of fonts and whatnot, but I think I've muddled through doing it so that it works. I hope.

For anyone that wants to donate anything or even just to pass it around on facebook or twitter, I'd be ever so grateful.

I didn't have an idea in the world what to put in as a "goal" amount, so I just chose an arbitrary amount about the size of similar campaigns and mostly so that if I put in a smaller amount the page would just close itself by reaching a smaller goal amount. I don't actually have a real goal amount since I can really only deal with this situation one step at a time and hope for the best.

For those that don't know, last Monday (the day after Easter) I filed an appeal in the county court mostly just to buy some time. The clerks there were very knowledgeable and helpful unlike the dingbats in the district court. With their help I filled out a ton of papers to file as a pauper which waived the $285.50 filing fee, and I only had to pay 1/3 of a month's rent at that time just to file the appeal. Twenty days later I'll have to pay the remainder ($850) or the whole deal is off, and then 30 days after that I have to start paying the rent to the court every month that they put in escrow until the hearing in - get this - NINE MONTHS! Of course, I have no intension of being here anywhere near that amount of time, and with the mold or dryrot or whatever the hell it is issue I REALLY want to get the hell out of here as soon as humanly possible and away from this nut of a landlord that's really starting to scare me.

Anywho, here's my gofundme page...

http://www.gofundme.com/slumlord-escape

Please share it on facebook or twitter or where ever.

Thanks you so much!


Yeah,$4000.00 after you begged the DUmp for 2k is pretty arbitrary.  :whatever:
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2015, 10:00:47 AM »
Oh my.

From the gofundme page:

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Through all of this, you have been give a ton of great advice to call charities, different organizations. You've ignored all of that, instead writing paragraph after paragraph explaining why you just have to get money to pay rent for a place you call a dump! You have refused to take ANY of the great advice given to you, and here you are, again.......asking for money to stay in a place you call inhabitable. Please explain why that makes sense?
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2015, 10:05:16 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 08, 2015, 10:00:47 AM
Oh my.

From the gofundme page:

Well, now it's evaporated.

<<<wonders what's up with that.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2015, 10:05:53 AM »
Torchy's gimme campaign is the electronic version of stripping.

She figures that she only has to shake her moneymaker, and the rubes will open their wallets and stuff the Benjamins into her g-string.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2015, 10:06:32 AM »



That's gonna leave a mark.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2015, 10:07:21 AM »
The fundraising is already over?   :lmao:  I bet Omaha had something to do with that  :whistling:
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2015, 10:08:48 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 08, 2015, 10:07:21 AM
The fundraising is already over?   :lmao:  I bet Omaha had something to do with that  :whistling:

No; the comment quoted above.....evaporated.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2015, 10:09:23 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 08, 2015, 10:08:48 AM
No; the comment quoted above.....evaporated.

That's censoring  :rant:
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2015, 10:09:43 AM »
I think the comment needs to be copy and pasted over and over  :-)
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2015, 10:31:28 AM »
The phrase 'sweating like a whore in church' comes to mind.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2015, 11:56:13 AM »
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To give a tad...hope it helpsu
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2015, 11:58:05 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 08, 2015, 11:56:13 AM


Oh no. She took money from her camera fund.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2015, 12:50:11 PM »
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13. I spread it already

Gross.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2015, 12:52:54 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 08, 2015, 12:50:11 PM
Gross.

OMG. I'm laughing so hard i'm crying.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2015, 01:13:21 PM »
So she wants to raise money to stay in a slum-house?
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2015, 01:28:43 PM »
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2015, 06:08:14 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on April 08, 2015, 01:13:21 PM
So she wants to raise money to stay in a slum-house?
I could not find the comment section, but one has to wonder why she stayed there so long if the conditions were that bad for any length of time - and she hasn't been unemployed all that long.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2015, 06:33:48 PM »
The DUmmies are suspecting it's a torchy scam.
There has to be a courageous DUmmie over there who will be the first to say so.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2015, 06:50:51 PM »
How is a stripper ever out of work?

Can a stripper claim disability if she gets fat? or for leg burn from an un-greased pole?
She can do parties on the side...stip-o-grams...her own website...

She can do an exclusive calendar...the Girls of DU. like you've never seen them before!
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2015, 06:52:38 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 08, 2015, 06:50:51 PM
How is a stripper ever out of work?

Can a stripper claim disability if she gets fat? or for leg burn from an un-greased pole?
She can do parties on the side...stip-o-grams...her own website...

She can do an exclusive calendar...the Girls of DU. like you've never seen them before!
There's always the Claremont Lounge. 
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2015, 08:59:37 PM »
how is the witch paying that much rent for a place that is so bad?  I'm curious how much of that damage was done by her dumping potions down the drain when the police are knocking.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2015, 09:23:42 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on April 08, 2015, 08:59:37 PM
how is the witch paying that much rent for a place that is so bad?  I'm curious how much of that damage was done by her dumping potions down the drain when the police are knocking.

She must live in one of those liberal run paradises. $850-1000/month would be a high mortgage payment around here.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2015, 09:33:12 PM »
This striptease at age fifty must learn the millitorr of suction to enable their lifestyle.   Otherwise they face the humiliation of gofuc&me dot com to perpetuate their habits of laziness.
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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2015, 08:42:50 AM »
Her cover pic is very touching.  It's got her $650  :o  :rotf:

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Re: Update:Torchy the stripper has her beggar page up.
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2015, 08:43:28 AM »
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We aren't the heartless demons you think we are. I wish you all the best.

 :o   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: No, we aren't!
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