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The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:08:20 PM »
The Big Guy is reminding the DUmmies almost daily now.

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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2015, 02:24:51 PM »
Good effing grief,if you are dying either keep it to yourself or say what is going on but don`t play 20 questions with it.
What a juvenile drama queen.

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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2015, 02:26:51 PM »
Stupid ****er. His life insurance may have a suicide exclusion.
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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2015, 02:31:54 PM »
Oh my goodness!
What was that again?? Down the road..not across the street?

To be flat out honest, I don't wish harm on the neck beard.

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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2015, 03:23:55 PM »
Stupid ****er. His life insurance may have a suicide exclusion.

Egg-zackly what I was thinking.

Also, this may be Steve's way of hitting back at poor Marta. For all of those times she berated him for not satisfying her, only thinking of his own pleasure. And not toasting the bread just so, and the egg yolks being not quite runny enough for him to dip his warmed bread into. The nerve of that B**ch.

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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2015, 03:32:53 PM »
Egg-zackly what I was thinking.

Also, this may be Steve's way of hitting back at poor Marta. For all of those times she berated him for not satisfying her, only thinking of his own pleasure. And not toasting the bread just so, and the egg yolks being not quite runny enough for him to dip his warmed bread into. The nerve of that B**ch.

If Marta reads his threat to deny her what she is due, ol' Steve may find a plugged-in toaster falling into his bath 'by accident'.
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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2015, 04:01:30 PM »
Normally, life policies pay off on suicide after they've been in effect for two years.

But it's a moot point for the Big Guy.

He's never made much, and he's a spend, spend, spend kind of guy.

He's made repeated Las Vegas and Los Angeles trips, then paid to meet bit players from obscure '60s and '70s TV shows.

He's frequently bragged about the latest electronics and new cars.

He had life insurance while working for the city, but that went away when he retired.

If he had any significant private coverage, you can bet he would have bragged about it at the DUmp.


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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2015, 04:11:49 PM »
Oh geezuz gawd.

If I were Skins, for the sake of the name and reputation of my real-estate, I'd tombstone the big guy, shove him out of there, so he couldn't make Skins's island the laughingstock of the internet.



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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2015, 04:13:06 PM »
Good effing grief,if you are dying either keep it to yourself or say what is going on but don`t play 20 questions with it.
What a juvenile drama queen.

Shortly after Robin Williams killed himself, OS implied that he had the same disease (some kind of dementia and/or Parkinson's) that Williams had.  And he stated that he would do the same thing.

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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2015, 04:14:25 PM »
Shortly after Robin Williams killed himself, OS implied that he had the same disease (some kind of dementia and/or Parkinson's) that Williams had.  And he stated that he would do the same thing.

Well, that might be it.

He's just crazy.
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2015, 04:35:48 PM »
Is he going to be buried in his F-Troop cosplay uniform?
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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2015, 04:41:18 PM »
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My plan is self termination before getting there. It is what I want.

Two things, DUmmie:

1.  Suffer in silence.  Despite what you may have been told, other people really don't like whiny bitches.

2.  I sincerely hope that the company that underwrites any insurance policy you hold doesn't go looking on the internet for evidence of possible suicide that might negate the policy held in the name of Steve Dawes of Bellevue, Nebraska.  It would be a true bitch if your selfishness managed to **** poor Marta out of what she has coming when you go tits up.
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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2015, 04:46:03 PM »
If he decides to end it, I can only hope he takes just himself out of this world.

Unless he really wants to become famous and decides to make a martyr of some liberal politician.  :whistling:

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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2015, 04:48:24 PM »
Is he going to be buried in his F-Troop cosplay uniform?

Yes, with his father's Combat Infantryman Badge pinned to his chest.

Almost like the Ballad of the Green Berets.
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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2015, 04:53:19 PM »
Yes, with his father's Combat Infantryman Badge pinned to his chest.

Almost like the Ballad of the Green Berets.

Then we could name a shitter after him.

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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2015, 04:54:53 PM »
Suffer in silence.  Despite what you may have been told, other people really don't like whiny bitches.

All it is, is that some doctor once told him, "Hey, Steve, because of your gross obesity, you've got a heart problem and industrial-strength diabetes.  If you don't quit eating like a pig, you're going to die."

Which in his infantile mind--geezuz, the guy's 58 years old--he interpreted as a "death sentence," because he has no intention of curtailing his gluttony.

If I'm wrong, well, I'm wrong, and it wouldn't be the first time I've gotten egg on my face.

As long as I'm right more than half the time (50% +1 of the time), I'm satisfied.

But I think the record shows franksolich, while not right 100% of the time, has been right considerably more than 50% + 1 of the time.

This guy's 58 years old; poor dear Marta would do herself, her family, the primitives on Skins's island, and humanity in general, a favor if she got him committed.
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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2015, 04:56:04 PM »
Then we could name a shitter after him.

It was good enough for SGT Provo, but too good for Steve Dawes.

Steve rates only the basement.
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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2015, 04:58:21 PM »

This guy's 58 years old; poor dear Marta would do herself, her family, the primitives on Skins's island, and humanity in general, a favor if she got him committed.

A dash of anti-freeze in his orange juice every morning would be markedly cheaper.

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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2015, 05:14:50 PM »
Oh geezuz gawd.

If I were Skins, for the sake of the name and reputation of my real-estate, I'd tombstone the big guy, shove him out of there, so he couldn't make Skins's island the laughingstock of the internet.
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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2015, 06:28:56 PM »
Stupid ****er. His life insurance may have a suicide exclusion.

Generally not, if he's had the policy for over two years.

I'm not going to talk any shit about him, if it's all real then it would just be wrong and inappropriate, as well as the mystery condition possibly affecting his thinking, emotions, and posting behavior.  If it's not real, then he is too contemptible for me to waste the words.
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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2015, 07:07:56 PM »
I wonder what kind of banner ads the Big Guy sees after posting such things?
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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2015, 08:06:28 PM »
That ship has sailed.

And sunk.

This dude's only 58? If he's got Type 2 Diabetes, controlling his food consumption and moving more than his bowels might bring that back in control. Been there, done that, got 17 half marathon T-shirts.
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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2015, 10:28:27 PM »
I wonder what kind of banner ads the Big Guy sees after posting such things?







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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2015, 10:36:23 PM »
I wonder what kind of banner ads the Big Guy sees after posting such things?
I've been seeing Gearhart Chevrolet banner ads.

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Re: The Big Guy Ups The Ante - Promises Suicide
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2015, 01:48:52 AM »
Permanent self wall duding ?
Irrevocable self tombstoning ?
Irreversible self pizza delivery ?
What has the DUmmy world come to ?
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