Buzz Clik (31,092 posts)
4. I have found such safes in every home I've seen.
I recently moved to Texas, and we were shopping for homes. At first I had no idea why people were so insistent upon having large safes in their master bedroom closets. And then I saw an array of 50 of them for sale in a sporting goods store. They were marked "Gun Safes", and the bulb finally lit. It was my "welcome to Texas" moment.
Hey, Buzz. They're not really "gun safes". The signs in the store are a ruse, for outsiders like you.
Everybody out here knows that a bedroom safe is for locking up your gimp.