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Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« on: March 28, 2015, 05:21:42 PM »
Time to shave that melon:
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Thu Mar 26, 2015, 05:59 AM
fizzgig (22,343 posts)

i am still a hot mess

i had a good weekend and thought i might be coming out on the other side of everything, but it all turned back to bullshit on monday. home is a mess, work is a mess and i'm just trying to keep it together.

at least it's spring. i don't know what i would have done if this had happened in the dead of winter.
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they changed day light savings time and that is very abstract , the weather and sunlight affect us all
Chemtrails.
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2015, 05:25:29 PM »
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2015, 06:20:27 PM »
Useless,lunatic drama queen.
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2015, 08:25:55 AM »
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at least it's spring. i don't know what i would have done if this had happened in the dead of winter.

I can think of a couple things.
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2015, 09:37:42 AM »
That's a rather random context-free post. Has she posted enough of her life, through the months and years, that DU-folk may actually know what in Hades she's moaning about?
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2015, 10:03:07 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on March 29, 2015, 09:37:42 AM
That's a rather random context-free post. Has she posted enough of her life, through the months and years, that DU-folk may actually know what in Hades she's moaning about?

Oh, yeah.
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2015, 10:15:46 AM »
I cannot imagine how anyone can stay married to that...leech.
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2015, 10:18:50 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 29, 2015, 10:15:46 AM
I cannot imagine how anyone can stay married to that...leech.

It helps to have a girlfriend who can squeeze the juice from a lemon with her pelvic muscles.
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2015, 12:03:48 PM »
Helps if you picture a roller coaster just going over the high peak.  Fizzy should provide some great posts over the next week or so.
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2015, 03:03:15 PM »
Yeah, the roller coaster is heading down.

The last time she ran out of weed, she said she felt like a bag of smashed assholes.

We were too nice to point it out, but she looked even worse.

She usually shaves her head during these episodes.
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2015, 04:43:10 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 29, 2015, 03:03:15 PM
Yeah, the roller coaster is heading down.

The last time she ran out of weed, she said she felt like a bag of smashed assholes.

We were too nice to point it out, but she looked even worse.

She usually shaves her head during these episodes.

She needs to graduate to cutting.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2015, 05:12:26 PM »
Quote from: Carl on March 29, 2015, 04:43:10 PM
She needs to graduate to cutting.  :fuelfire:

She tried, but the electric clippers just gave her a nasty pinch.
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2015, 09:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 29, 2015, 05:12:26 PM
She tried, but the electric clippers just gave her a nasty pinch.
>Snort<

Shave the melon, shave the beaver. Life's choices are hard.

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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2015, 09:07:25 PM »
Quote from: Skul on March 29, 2015, 09:06:15 PM
>Snort<

Shave the melon, shave the beaver. Life's choices are hard.

Funny cartoon!
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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2015, 10:20:03 PM »
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i am still a hot mess

Um, no you aren't.

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hot mess
When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.
Although Nichole had just awaken, her boyfriend thought she was stunning - she was a hot mess.

This is not a hot mess and neither are you, but this thing is closer than you'll ever get.. You're just a mess.

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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2015, 06:18:37 AM »
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Quote from: thundley4 on March 29, 2015, 10:20:03 PM
Um, no you aren't.

This is not a hot mess and neither are you, but this thing is closer than you'll ever get.. You're just a mess.

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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2015, 01:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 29, 2015, 10:18:50 AM
It helps to have a girlfriend who can squeeze the juice from a lemon with her pelvic muscles.

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Re: Disaster For fizz - Empty Stash
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2015, 01:18:11 PM »
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