I think it's about time to load our DUmmy dossiers into an app.
Good and decent people could avoid being the victims of bouncies, false accusations of racism and sexism, insane would-be felines, fools who want to attack and disarm lawfully armed citizens, pornographic poems by great-grandmothers, smelly old hippies, New Hampshire town drunks with vomit in their beards, and other DUmmy-related unpleasantness.