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Offline CC27

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MineralMan has a problem
« on: March 25, 2015, 11:48:41 AM »
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How clever. Watching too many Viagra commercials are we?
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Re: MineralMan has a problem
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2015, 11:59:36 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on March 25, 2015, 11:48:41 AM
How clever. Watching too many Viagra commercials are we?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026412778

Poor MM. Can't revive a dead turtle.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2015, 12:26:52 PM by Big Dog »
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Re: MineralMan has a problem
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2015, 12:23:38 PM »
How can we ever hope to triumph over such clever folks.
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Re: MineralMan has a problem
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2015, 01:16:55 PM »
Say what you want. That stuff is effective. It's been known to raise the dead even...
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Re: MineralMan has a problem
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2015, 01:46:07 PM »
voting seems the only time democrats can rise to the occasion.
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Re: MineralMan has a problem
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2015, 11:57:06 PM »
Oh, he said elections.
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Re: MineralMan has a problem
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2015, 12:55:22 AM »
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...Best of all, there's no copay or harmful side effects. Try it today!

Aside from isolated incidents of secession, bloody and protracted warfare, autocratic power seizures beyond Constitutional limits by assorted Democrat Presidents, nepotism, institutionalized corruption, the untimely death of large numbers of inconvenient former Presidential associates, and anal leakage, of course.
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Re: MineralMan has a problem
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2015, 06:46:03 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 26, 2015, 12:55:22 AM
Aside from isolated incidents of secession, bloody and protracted warfare, autocratic power seizures beyond Constitutional limits by assorted Democrat Presidents, nepotism, institutionalized corruption, the untimely death of large numbers of inconvenient former Presidential associates, and anal leakage, of course.

Hell, for them it's a benefit, not a side effect.
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Re: MineralMan has a problem
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2015, 07:15:05 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 26, 2015, 12:55:22 AM
Aside from isolated incidents of secession, bloody and protracted warfare, autocratic power seizures beyond Constitutional limits by assorted Democrat Presidents, nepotism, institutionalized corruption, the untimely death of large numbers of inconvenient former Presidential associates, and anal leakage, of course.

He left out crony capitalism, deceit, fraud, lies, "unwritten treaties", espionage, cover-ups, 1:1 ratio of days served:vacations/rounds of golf, and an health care plan so good, it has to be mandated, all from a "man" so intelligent, he can't speak without a teleprompter.
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