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Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« on: March 21, 2015, 10:05:26 AM »
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Overheard: Bizarre tale from a self-declared conservative
   
Such an interesting story I overheard:

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My mother ran into a liberal yesterday. She is disabled and goes to the food pantry once a month. She is the type of person i have no problem with getting help because she can't help herself. She is very grateful for the help she gets from them.

Anyways, she was picking up food yesterday and this lady walks in. The guy behind the counter hands this lady some cereal and the woman gave the guy a dirty look and said, this is not the kind i like and continued to bitch and moan about everything the guy was giving her. My mother was getting upset because she can't stand up for long and they had to get her a chair because this lady was being such a bitch.

Moral of the story is this woman did not need to be there. She was in her 30' so says my mom and must be living off the dole. I never seen my mom so upset because this lady was so rude and ungrateful.

It's nice to know that a conservative can actually justify someone "getting handouts" (especially when it's his mom), but this story really has only two possible origins:

1) It's complete fabrication. People of this ilk make it a habit to denigrate those less fortunate and relegate bad behavior to "liberals."

2) It's true, but the weaver of this fabric is a heartless bastard. My mom also would be making trips to the food pantry and other charities, but her children take care of her. We don't hesitate to pony up to make sure she has what she needs -- including rides to where she needs to go.

Christ. These people try to draw political distinctions by casting aspersions but end up looking like total jackasses.

The response leave you wondering if they actually read Buzzie's post:

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4. All humans are 3 days of meals from rioting no matter who you are or income.
 
Pointing this out I have and actually had conservatives state they would never stoop to violence to get food. When I get this response for effect I state as an affluent liberal I would be willing to cut throats for food by that time to feed family. You can live 3 weeks but after 3 days my life means little as 62 year old in obtaining food for family. As a follow up ask them how many people are in or close to that state now? This line will shut up most conservatives complaining about so called food handouts.

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5. A possible explanation
 
To people against a strong safety net, people on assistance are broken down into two groups, there are the 'deserving poor', the people who are down on their luck, who are polite when they get assistance, the victims of external circumstances, and so on; and then there are 'undeserving poor', the people who must be frauds, the apparently obnoxious ones, the can work but don't work, etc.

It's always an amazing coincidence that the deserving just happen to be friends and family of the person against welfare (If not the person themselves) while the undeserving are strangers.

As for calling the person a liberal, it's because being undeserving deserves stigma in that person's eyes, and this conservative is willing to offload lots of behaviors and traits onto this person that the teller of this tale knows nothing about, all sorts of behaviors and traits they don't approve of. For example if they hated the other side of town, they probably would have said the person must have came from there without knowing any real facts about the person. But this person doesn't like liberals, so she MUST have been a liberal.

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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2015, 10:15:32 AM »
Hmmmm.

So the buzzy one was here, but didn't talk to franksolich.

What kind of pal is that?

And to think, franksolich has never said an ill word about the buzzy one.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2015, 10:39:04 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 21, 2015, 10:15:32 AM
Hmmmm.

So the buzzy one was here, but didn't talk to franksolich.

What kind of pal is that?

And to think, franksolich has never said an ill word about the buzzy one.

You're a better man than I, franksolich.

Hey, Buzz. Kiss my ass, jerkoff.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2015, 10:57:29 AM »
When I first joined CU,which was a couple months before the ronulan meltdown and CC was started,Buzzy was there as Pit Viper.
It was like a party game kicking his idiot ass from one wall to another in a room.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2015, 03:33:38 PM »
Well I think we discovered who was behind the gofundme.com beg-a-thon in the Lounge.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2015, 03:34:38 PM »
Quote from: Carl on March 21, 2015, 10:57:29 AM
When I first joined CU,which was a couple months before the ronulan meltdown and CC was started,Buzzy was there as Pit Viper.
It was like a party game kicking his idiot ass from one wall to another in a room.

He was one of those chew toys that increased everyone's post count.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2015, 04:49:49 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 21, 2015, 10:15:32 AM
Hmmmm.

So the buzzy one was here, but didn't talk to franksolich.

What kind of pal is that?

And to think, franksolich has never said an ill word about the buzzy one.

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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2015, 05:36:38 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 21, 2015, 10:39:04 AM
You're a better man than I, franksolich.

Hey, Buzz. Kiss my ass, jerkoff.

Well, the buzzy one could've at least quoted from one of my own stories.

He's an off-stage, unseen, character in the current one, like BainsBane or my good pal Manny, but hey, I've given him more prominence than I do other primitives, and in a flattering light too.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2015, 08:39:20 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on March 21, 2015, 03:34:38 PM
He was one of those chew toys that increased everyone's post count.

I will give him credit for trying but was such an ignorant mutt it was almost sad.
He claimed that conservatives were hate filled and wanted people dead,then said no liberal would do that and challenged us to find one that did.
Within minutes BadCat brought a thread for the DUmp wishing a conservative was killed.  :rotf:
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2015, 05:08:59 AM »
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4. All humans are 3 days of meals from rioting no matter who you are or income.
 

This view, if sincere shows the true mind of the lib.
As a conservative, I can think of many exceptions to this DUmmie's assertion.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2015, 03:43:04 PM »
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4. All humans are 3 days of meals from rioting no matter who you are or income.

Please explain how people can fast for a week or longer?
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2015, 08:19:58 PM »
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4. All humans are 3 days of meals from rioting no matter who you are or income.   ::)
 
Pointing this out I have and actually had conservatives state they would never stoop to violence to get food. When I get this response for effect I state as an affluent liberal I would be willing to cut throats for food by that time to feed family. You'll be dead, first attempt. You can live 3 weeks but after 3 days my life means little as 62 year old in obtaining food for family. As a follow up ask them how many people are in or close to that state now? This line will shut up most conservatives complaining about so called food handouts
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No, it doesn't.  No, I am not and FOAD hippie.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2015, 07:46:17 AM »
Puhleeze. That crap does happen.  Often.

But I agree onthe family being responsible for the parent versus the govt
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2015, 09:11:50 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 23, 2015, 07:46:17 AM
Puhleeze. That crap does happen.  Often.

But I agree onthe family being responsible for the parent versus the govt

Exactly.  The 'entitlement mentality' is responsible for this.

And, if a liberal tried that on me . . .

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When I get this response for effect I state as an affluent liberal I would be willing to cut throats for food by that time to feed family.

They'd meet my friend . . . Doctor Glock.  He'd do the talking for me.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2015, 11:00:37 AM »
I'm so glad my story pissed off the DUmmies.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2015, 03:54:21 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on March 23, 2015, 11:00:37 AM
I'm so glad my story pissed off the DUmmies.

It's all good.

The primitives need a good pissing-off.
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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2015, 04:28:22 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 23, 2015, 03:54:21 PM
It's all good.

The primitives need a good pissing-off.

Some of them would probably prefer to be pissed on . . .
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2015, 04:34:14 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 23, 2015, 04:28:22 PM
Some of them would probably prefer to be pissed on . . .

With all due respect to CC27, though, I'm still pissed off the buzzy one never quoted from my story.

And he could've done so without even bothering to link it to here, getting into trouble for quoting from a "site that shall not be named."

Simply from the excerpt of anything the buzzy one would've posted that franksolich wrote, well, the primitives would immediately recognize franksolich on conservativecave as the writer.

I'm truly wounded; apparently I like the buzzy one more than the buzzy one likes franksolich.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2015, 04:43:37 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 23, 2015, 04:34:14 PM
With all due respect to CC27, though, I'm still pissed off the buzzy one never quoted from my story.

And he could've done so without even bothering to link it to here, getting into trouble for quoting from a "site that shall not be named."

Simply from the excerpt of anything the buzzy one would've posted that franksolich wrote, well, the primitives would immediately recognize franksolich on conservativecave as the writer.

I'm truly wounded; apparently I like the buzzy one more than the buzzy one likes franksolich.

Buzzy is next on the list to be Franked.   :hyper:


Be afraid Buzzy,be very afraid!
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2015, 04:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Carl on March 23, 2015, 04:43:37 PM
Buzzy is next on the list to be Franked.   :hyper:

Be afraid Buzzy,be very afraid!

Well, yeah, he is on the list now, although I haven't decided yet how to handle this.  One expects, and gets, such cursory dismissal by ordinary primitives, primitives who don't count, but the buzzy one, never.  It's a rude shock.

I go up into South Dakota later this week, and when I get back, it's reasonable to assume I'll have thought of something, giving him the full-strength, full-octane franksolich treatment. 
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2015, 04:54:10 PM »
I love how they think i made up that story. The irony.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2015, 09:41:59 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on March 23, 2015, 04:54:10 PM
I love how they think i made up that story. The irony.

Well sure! Blame others for that which you yourself are guilty of.... standard democrat party play
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2015, 09:59:51 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on March 23, 2015, 04:54:10 PM
I love how they think i made up that story. The irony.
Your story was missing the cheering crowd in the background.  I think each DU story requires some sort of peanut gallery to be genuine.
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2015, 12:30:07 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 23, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
Well, yeah, he is on the list now, although I haven't decided yet how to handle this.  One expects, and gets, such cursory dismissal by ordinary primitives, primitives who don't count, but the buzzy one, never.  It's a rude shock.

I go up into South Dakota later this week, and when I get back, it's reasonable to assume I'll have thought of something, giving him the full-strength, full-octane franksolich treatment.

That's the deep deep south !
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Re: Buzz Clik paid us a visit
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2015, 02:18:18 AM »
Dummy from the land of the bouncies accuses a conservative of making up a bouncy. 
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