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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2015, 01:20:51 PM »
You couldn't pay me enough to wear something that hideous. Guess she has a lower pay scale than me.
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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2015, 01:29:04 PM »
You couldn't pay me enough to wear something that hideous. Guess she has a lower pay scale than me.

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2015, 01:31:16 PM »
She thinks it makes her butt look smaller.

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2015, 01:31:59 PM »
So, no worries that you'll ever ask, "how do I look in this dress?"

The correct response would be "like a hot air balloon"
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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2015, 01:33:12 PM »
The correct response would be "like a hot air balloon"

I'll remember that!

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2015, 01:49:56 PM »
I'll remember that!

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2015, 01:52:56 PM »
That belt buckle looks like a giant pull tab from an old soda can.
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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2015, 01:54:21 PM »
 :yahoo: The title of this thread is priceless. MO is one of the least attractive females I've laid eyes on...truly a wookie.

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2015, 01:55:07 PM »
This thread is chock-full of material for your show, eh? :whistling: :-)

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2015, 09:38:53 PM »
Look like someone got air sick on her.

Wouldn't you?  I feel like barfing right now. :p

On the up (chuck) side, that dress is so ugly it diverts the eye from the constipated expression she's sporting.
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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2015, 10:44:38 PM »
She thinks it makes her butt look smaller.

She normally likes to show off her ass...


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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2015, 09:50:35 AM »
I find her repulsive in nearly every way.
I can only think of a few women as repulsive.
Roseanne.
Rosie.
Anne Ramsey.
Candy Crowley.
Indeed.
1. She has absolutely no fashion sense. From her hideous dress at Barry's 2008 victory party that made her look like a giant spider, all the way to this dress that appears to be Motel Room Shower Curtain Chic, with plenty of other fashion misses in between, I have to wonder where the hell she gets her fashion tips from, and what he or she is smoking.
2. She is hypocritical as all hell. She has a butt large enough to land stealth bombers on and regularly gorges herself on junk food (I'll never forget the laundry list of foods that she and her other guests pigged out on at one of the White House Superbowl parties a few years back; It included, among other things, deep- dish pizza, kielbasa, cheeseburgers, and ice cream), then has the gall to lecture average Americans (And even exceptionally athletic Americans such as Gabby Douglas) about nutrition and attempt to take all the credit for our country's obesity rate slightly dropping. Her ego is as bloated as her backside.
3. She appears to be just a deeply petty, catty, and hateful human being. When she knows the cameras are on her, she puts on an extremely fake- looking smile of the sort that you might see on a third- rate beauty pageant contestant. The second she thinks cameras are off her, she has either a smug smirk or (The more likely of the two) a butt- ugly, bitter grimace. I don't even want to imagine what she's like behind closed doors, or what the White House staff members that directly attend to her have to put up with.
4. She truly has no class. You can tell all she cares about are the perks and benefits of being First Lady, she cares nothing about the responsibilities that go with it.
Literally the only time she's done something positive was speaking up in favor of 'American Sniper,' and part of me wonders if she mainly just did that because she attended a screening of it with Bradley Cooper.
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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2015, 12:37:33 PM »




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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2015, 01:09:19 PM »
You got it wrong--the Japanese were asking for Godzilla's help! :whistling:



That's how trannies roll.





In such a situation, Godzilla knows just what to do.

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2015, 01:11:25 PM »






In such a situation, Godzilla knows just what to do.

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2015, 02:49:18 PM »
She normally likes to show off her ass...


...but he had appointments back at the White House.

 :rofl:  (or on the golf course)

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2015, 02:51:04 PM »
Good grief, she's wearing couch upholstery now!

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2015, 02:57:30 PM »
Her next outfit:

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2015, 03:11:31 PM »
Her next outfit:



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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2015, 03:20:42 PM »
'As Karl Marx is my witness, I'll never go hungry again- but your children will.'

very apt!
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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2015, 07:04:31 PM »
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8. Like the dress design but not that print or the belt.
The comments after the Daily Fail article are horrendous, as usual.
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10. The thing is, I have some friends from the UK
here in Japan and they believe all that stuff about Michelle taking lavish vacations and throwing money around and snubbing people because that's all they see about her. Like knee-jerk thinking the worst of the Obamas. Drives me nuts

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2015, 07:15:36 PM »
That belt buckle looks like a giant pull tab from an old soda can.

It looks like she stole it from Obelix

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2015, 07:36:39 PM »
It looks like she stole it from Obelix



WHAT IN THE **** IS THAT???
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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2015, 08:22:45 PM »
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10. The thing is, I have some friends from the UK
here in Japan and they believe all that stuff about the sky being blue, water being wet, fire being hot, and Michelle taking lavish vacations and throwing money around and snubbing people because that's all they see about her. Like seeing the Obamas for what they really are. Drives me nuttier

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Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2015, 08:28:14 PM »
WHAT IN THE **** IS THAT???
There was this old French comic/ cartoon series called 'Asterix.' The image you're referring to is a toy of the title character's big, dopey sidekick Obelix.