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Offline Linda

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Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« on: March 17, 2015, 11:59:07 AM »
Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father

http://mrconservative.com/2015/03/56953-breaking-teen-girl-files-lawsuit-claiming-bill-clinton-is-her-father/

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“I know Bill Clinton is my father. I have many pictures of my mother and him  and I know they were in love. He even gave me présents for Christmas and my birthdays when I was a kid, before he left my mother. I have spent many years writing him letters and calling him, hoping he would come back in my life. At first, he would write back and we spoke on the phone regularly, but he doesn’t even answer anymore. I just want him to take his responsibilities and recognize that he is my father, that’s all.”

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Judge Henri Watkins of the Arkansas state court quickly decided that Gilmore had enough evidence to move forward. He ruled that presentation of evidence will begin next week on March 19.

Though Clinton was not in court when Gilmore filed the lawsuit this week, he did release a statement denying that he is her father.

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“Whitney was indeed my secretary, and she has been a friend of both my wife and I for many years. I have worked with her for a few years, and I have met her daughter a few times. But we never had any sexual relationship and  I am not the father of Alyssa Gilmore. This whole thing is just a diversion created by the Republican party to ruin Hillary’s chances in the run for presidency. I want to get this over with as soon as possible.”

The VRWC strikes again....
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2015, 12:15:22 PM »
Quote from: Linda on March 17, 2015, 11:59:07 AM
Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father

http://mrconservative.com/2015/03/56953-breaking-teen-girl-files-lawsuit-claiming-bill-clinton-is-her-father/

The VRWC strikes again....
"I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN."......I believe him.....not... :lmao:

ETA: The girl is 16...so...that would mean Bill didn't learn a damn thing from the Monica affair and was up to his old tricks while still in the white house. Democrats sure seem to be horny bastards. And the women they are married to are DUmb b*tches.
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2015, 12:27:54 PM »
Satirical news site. Not true.  :rant:
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2015, 04:11:19 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 17, 2015, 12:27:54 PM
Satirical news site. Not true.  :rant:

what's REALLY SAD is you can't tell anymore that something is fake.  We've seen it be true in other stories so what's to say it's not true, kwim?  Nothing is shocking/absurd anymore and that used to be the first clue to satire.
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2015, 04:15:44 PM »
Fake but accurate.
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2015, 09:19:51 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 17, 2015, 12:27:54 PM
Satirical news site. Not true.  :rant:

Satire has some truth to it.
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2015, 09:38:23 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 17, 2015, 09:19:51 PM
Satire has some truth to it.

I really think that any woman Bill got pregnant either met an unfortunate early demise, was paid off, forced to get an abortion, or all three.
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2015, 10:51:55 PM »
I saw a bit by Jimmy Fallon(I believe) about a GOP politician recruiting his 2 teenage sons to work in his campaign.
Hitlery saw the news and mentioned to Bill how nice it would be to have 2 teenage sons on the campaign team.
Bill told Hitlery that he had been meaning to tell her something.
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2015, 09:24:56 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 17, 2015, 12:27:54 PM
Satirical news site. Not true.  :rant:

Damn it fooled me....
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2015, 09:45:09 AM »
Quote from: Linda on March 18, 2015, 09:24:56 AM
Damn it fooled me....
Yeah, me too......and it breaks my heart. :bawl:

There may be some out there but momma is just to ashamed to inform anyone.
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2015, 09:50:39 AM »
Maybe BJ has never fathered a child!! :-)
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Re: Teen Girl Files Lawsuit Claiming Bill Clinton Is Her Father
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2015, 10:03:22 AM »
Quote from: tac on March 18, 2015, 09:50:39 AM
Maybe BJ has never fathered a child!! :-)
Well, the one he admits to does look questionable.
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