Spider That Gives Men Four-Hour Erections Found — in Supermarket Banana

[RobJohnson]

A British woman was shocked to find that a bunch of grocery store bananas she bought was infested with a cocoon of dangerous Brazilian spiders, the venom of which can give a man a painful four-hour erection if it doesn’t kill him first.

Customer Maria Layton, bought the Costa Rican bananas in a Tesco grocery store–one of Britain’s largest chains–but when she brought the fruits home she noticed a bad spot in one of them.

Upon handling the fruit the cocoon of spiders inside the banana started to hatch disgorging a horde of the tiny spiders. The woman then rushed to encase the fruit and spiders in a sealed Tupperware container and threw it in the freezer.

The woman said she recognized that the arachnids were Brazilian Wandering Spiders because she had just watched a TV news story about them.

These spiders are quite dangerous with venom that can kill a person in only two hours. But in smaller doses the venom can also give men a painful four-hour erection. In fact, scientists are studying the venom hoping it might help treat erectile dysfunction.

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/03/13/woman-finds-spider-with-venom-that-gives-men-four-hour-erections-in-supermarket-banana/

[Big Dog]

Here's the cure:

[Skul]

The cure, worked.
I'll probably be just hanging around for weeks after that.

[RobJohnson]

Her neighbors noticed she was carrying a nine foot long banana into the house.

[JohnnyReb]

The cure, worked.
I'll probably be just hanging around for weeks after that.

Be careful there....it could be permanent.

[Big Dog]

A spider who can give a man a 4 hour erection::


Scarlett Johannson as the Black Widow

[JohnnyReb]

I bet the pet stores are getting standing orders for these spiders.

[RobJohnson]

I bet the pet stores are getting standing orders for these spiders.