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Offline CC27

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1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« on: March 13, 2015, 07:41:43 PM »
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Entertaining Family History Item ...


Last night, I was talking with an elderly family member. She was relating a family story about how my Uncle "Chief" found/picked his wife. Uncle "Chief" was a flashy and troublesome guy ... in the mid 30s, at the age of about 18 (no one was really sure of his age) he had to leave Alabama ... something about his "relationship" with a white man's wife.

As he was hatting up, he "acquired" a flashy, brand new car. On his way out of town, he came up with a plan to "get him a good woman." He drive to the neighboring county until he found the first field of share-croppers. He stopped in the middle of the road and blow the horn ... He decided he was getting the first woman that popped her head up.

His thinking was he wanted a hard-working woman ... any woman in a sharecropping field had to be hard working; but the key was being the first to pop her head up ... that meant she was ready to get out of town!

10 kids and 3 business ownerships later, it seems his strategy worked!

I love hearing family tales.

Bouncy or no bouncy?
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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2015, 07:50:53 PM »
Why is he bragging that his uncle was an adulterer.
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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2015, 07:52:07 PM »
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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2015, 08:54:19 PM »
Guess his ghetto uncle looked at women as breeding stock.
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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2015, 08:56:54 PM »
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Fri Mar 13, 2015, 07:55 PM

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7. What a cool story!

I love family histories.

At least one includes being abused by a faggot pedophile...remember his name?
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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2015, 10:48:56 PM »
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As he was hatting up, he "acquired" a flashy, brand new car.
as per all bouncies, they based on lies. This however sounds like the truth. Uncle is a car thief.
as for leaving the state in a hurry, it wasn't because of a woman-that is bragging. Few angry husbands are that powerful to make a whole state off limits.

more likely he robbed a bank, bought or stole a new car, and left to enjoy is ill gotten gains. Only the LAW can make a state off limits like that.

and the way he met his share cropper wife? Bogus. it sounds like a rip off of a Bible story.
what is the quality of a girl who will toss everything she loves behind to run off with a stranger in a shiny red cop magnet?
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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2015, 10:59:31 PM »
Maybe he wrote the song Patches...

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNpt161iG-Q[/youtube]


While he was at it.


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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2015, 01:10:24 AM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on March 13, 2015, 07:50:53 PM
Why is he bragging that his uncle was an adulterer.

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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2015, 06:41:49 AM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on March 13, 2015, 07:50:53 PM
Why is he bragging that his uncle was an adulterer.

(Liberal scumbag mode on) Don't you dare try to force your old, outdated, Christianist morality on us, you fundy fascist! Love is love, be it with another man's wife, another man, a 5- year- old, or a dog! (Liberal scumbag mode off)

Liberals have shown time and again that the only time they care about anything to do with the institution of marriage is when it comes to granting full marriage privileges to gays and other deviants.
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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2015, 02:50:44 PM »
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As he was hatting up, he "acquired" a flashy, brand new car.

What the heck is hatting up?  My guess is that it's a phrase he heard in Roots or The Color Purple or Malcom X and he threw it in to make himself sound more like an authentic black.
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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2015, 03:34:12 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on March 14, 2015, 02:50:44 PM
What the heck is hatting up?  My guess is that it's a phrase he heard in Roots or The Color Purple or Malcom X and he threw it in to make himself sound more like an authentic black.

Why, that is a prime example of authentic Negro Colored Afro-American Black African-American PoC talk. Us honky ofay whitebread crackers wouldn't understand.
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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2015, 03:43:04 PM »
More like a screen treatment for "the new Back (panther) Paper Moon"

Set in the depression era thirties Buck takes the field hand Bulla for a real freedom ride. 
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq8TEL1fmfo[/youtube]

Good Times, oh wait that was JJ, he 'finds' stuff. :rotf:
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Re: 1StrongBlackMan shares a family bouncy
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2015, 06:27:56 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on March 14, 2015, 02:50:44 PM
What the heck is hatting up?  My guess is that it's a phrase he heard in Roots or The Color Purple or Malcom X and he threw it in to make himself sound more like an authentic black.

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Hatting
When a male sticks his head up a females vagina, and standing up.
Grace gets hatted by Toby, hatting is part of the sexual activities
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hatting

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