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Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« on: January 18, 2008, 07:29:19 PM »
I shit you not.



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Re: Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2008, 08:13:18 PM »

    OK, I'll bite.
       Why?
 :thinking:
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Re: Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2008, 08:26:13 PM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on January 18, 2008, 08:13:18 PM

    OK, I'll bite.
       Why?
 :thinking:

That is the piping plover, the parks and USFW would kill a person getting near that damn thing.
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Re: Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2008, 08:29:53 PM »
This bird uses its beak to dial pay phones to call radio stations and request songs that we've all heard a million times over...Remember the Macarena, at one time it was a good song, until the top ten stations played it non-stop. Now we hate it!

This bird MUST be stopped! 
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Re: Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2008, 08:31:44 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 18, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
This bird uses its beak to dial pay phones to call radio stations and request songs that we've all heard a million times over...Remember the Macarena, at one time it was a good song, until the top ten stations played it non-stop. Now we hate it!

This bird MUST be stopped! 

Not only does it do that.................It will also steal your alcohol  :hammer:
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Re: Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008, 08:34:58 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 18, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
This bird uses its beak to dial pay phones to call radio stations and request songs that we've all heard a million times over...Remember the Macarena, at one time it was a good song, until the top ten stations played it non-stop. Now we hate it!

This bird MUST be stopped! 

LOL I like you Mr. Mannn
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Re: Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008, 08:38:23 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 18, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
This bird uses its beak to dial pay phones to call radio stations and request songs that we've all heard a million times over...Remember the Macarena, at one time it was a good song, until the top ten stations played it non-stop. Now we hate it!

This bird MUST be stopped! 

That finally explains the "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" 24 hour marathon last Halloween on my local AM station.
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Re: Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2008, 08:43:18 PM »
It is the bastard piping plover.........................that bird in just on second closed the entire Outer Banks down, and the songs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh my the horrible songs, it some how had Barbie Girl on a loop
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Re: Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2008, 09:35:34 PM »
Quote from: Caballo Loco on January 18, 2008, 08:43:18 PM
It is the bastard piping plover.........................that bird in just on second closed the entire Outer Banks down, and the songs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh my the horrible songs, it some how had Barbie Girl on a loop

Hey! I have Barbie Girl on my iPod.  :bird:

The Piping Plover along with the dreaded turtle have single handedly destroyed one of my favorite past times over land driving through the sand dunes on the Cape. :censored: :bawl:
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Re: Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2008, 12:39:37 AM »
we have something very similar up here during the summer. What a nuisance
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Re: Most Dangerous Bird on the East Coast
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2008, 08:34:35 PM »
Apparently they're really tasty, too.
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